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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go

where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
your name.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Is there a doctor that I can pay to lobotomize me because the last couple of years have drained all joy out of life and I would like to stop being literate.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I've gone FULL CUCK for Mark Zuck!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Eifert Posting posted:

Is there a doctor that I can pay to lobotomize me because the last couple of years have drained all joy out of life and I would like to stop being literate.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Baloogan posted:

just a request: please do not spoil today's episode of twin peaks itt

gonna watch that poo poo rite now :flashfap:

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

DrPossum posted:

hey i heard on the news trump

cucked up if true

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

please dont post pictures of Thread Killer Ben Carson, they are very triggering

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

Is there a doctor that I can pay to lobotomize me because the last couple of years have drained all joy out of life and I would like to stop being literate.

if you weren't literate then you couldn't post though

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

im tad

hey

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

and yet everyone knows who you are :thunk:

im loud n im proud

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

please dont post pictures of Thread Killer Ben Carson, they are very triggering

i love that newest twist in the story of dr carson: he killed a trump thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNoPvbsR1g

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Al! posted:

But my previous exposure to the effects of marijuana had a much darker side. My uncle Tad died of a drug overdose—and smoking pot was his gateway drug to Oxycontin and heroin. He didn't use pot for medical or even occasional recreational purposes — it began as a longing for escape that eventually led to the hard drugs that killed him.

:rip: tad


I was told this story in D.A.R.E expect it started with a guy who held his breath during church to feel dizzy.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Since we're kind of on RPG talk, I own Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition, is it what you dudes were talking about BG1 being on BG2's engine? I buy a lot of stuff on Steam without really looking.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

if you weren't literate then you couldn't post though

Yeah win/win

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

LegoMan posted:

Since we're kind of on RPG talk, I own Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition, is it what you dudes were talking about BG1 being on BG2's engine? I buy a lot of stuff on Steam without really looking.

now you can get killed by wolves in glorious hd

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

This is the ideal pancreas. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

i love that newest twist in the story of dr carson: he killed a trump thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNoPvbsR1g



UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Baloogan posted:

i love that newest twist in the story of dr carson: he killed a trump thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNoPvbsR1g

Well, the thread ran off, got drunk and died without Ben Carson's direct involvement, and he's grateful that the situation was resolved without the necessity for any unpleasantness on his part.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




that is some terrible posture, even got that gi joe kung fu grip going on

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Baloogan posted:

i love that newest twist in the story of dr carson: he killed a trump thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNoPvbsR1g

the REAL dr death

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
god I'm so loving glad Julius Caesar closed tonight and we don't have to hear about dumbass alt-righters interrupting nice summer play time in the park

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Squizzle posted:

best city in the united states news

https://billypenn.com/2017/06/16/han-dynasty-owner-breaks-ankle-in-sidewalk-fight-i-just-take-no-racism/

han dynasty is an insanely good restaurant and now i like it even more

i bet this piece of poo poo is from bucks county just like the shitheads that beat up that gay couple a couple or so years ago

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Rubber Tucky posted:

god I'm so loving glad Julius Caesar closed tonight and we don't have to hear about dumbass alt-righters interrupting nice summer play time in the park

you say interrupting nice summer plays, I say shutting down the Violent Liberal Establishment

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
gently caress shake spear

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if ppl can have plays about assassinating the prez i dont see why we can have a dang photoshop of ben carson pointin guns!!!!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

that is some terrible posture, even got that gi joe kung fu grip going on

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Eifert Posting posted:

Is there a doctor that I can pay to lobotomize me because the last couple of years have drained all joy out of life and I would like to stop being literate.

e: well gently caress the one time i hotlink an image rather than re-uploading to imgur it doesnt loving work

deadgoon has issued a correction as of 03:29 on Jun 19, 2017

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/876394578777174021

I know this tweet is "old news" by now, but I really think we should stop and appreciate that at 7 am on Father's Day, our disgusting awful President was surrounded by family on vacation, and was so miserable that he felt the need to tweet this, in the desperate hope that this would give him the validation that he desperately wants right now, because he can't get it from his family.

Our President is so loving pathetic, it owns.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

what a buncha dang bs!!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Turdfuzz posted:

if ppl can have plays about assassinating the prez i dont see why we can have a dang photoshop of ben carson pointin guns!!!!

maybe if u were a popular theatre troupe you could but you ain't so thems the breaks

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Which one is the orb's true form?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Baloogan posted:

gently caress shake spear

more like shook spear

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Baloogan posted:

gently caress shake spear

Got shook by his spear?

:wink:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

This is the ideal pancreas. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

shaken not speared

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Yinlock posted:

i doubt this only because there's no way trump takes even an iota of interest in his children outside of if they can make him money or he wants to bang them

He did get pissed that one time Don Jr. wore the wrong sort of suit to a Yankees game or whatever the gently caress that heartwarming story of child abuse was about.

But yeah, I think the only rule Barron has about his magic gaming is to hide that poo poo when the Vice President is around because watching Pence try to perform an exorcism is just embarrassing.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Hey baloogan sorry but I'm gonna spoil the gently caress out of todays Twin Peaks episode


Hawk is in it

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


I need help with elfcare.

Should I be feeding them or giving them water?

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

docbeard posted:

He did get pissed that one time Don Jr. wore the wrong sort of suit to a Yankees game or whatever the gently caress that heartwarming story of child abuse was about.

He hit his son in the face so hard his son fell over for wearing a Yankees jersey to a Yankees game.

e: in front of his college friends

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