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| The Big3 Tourney |
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67 | 22.41% |
| Will Lakers draft Ball |
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40 | 13.38% |
| Where will the Pauls go |
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54 | 18.06% |
| Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? |
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41 | 13.71% |
| Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking |
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97 | 32.44% |
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SunshineDanceParty posted:It's kind of funny that I'm going to look stupid for making fun of Magic's tweets of "Why don't the Lakers just sign all the great players?" because Paul George and Lebron are just going to show up. God is so great!
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Jun 19, 2017 06:02
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the whirlwind Derrick Rose Free Agency Tour why can't i get my head awkwardly photoshopped onto a jersey
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Jun 19, 2017 06:13
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what kind of farts do you think kevin prefers? if he could trap a gnarly fart in the big ol' dent in his head and dome it over, do you think he would?
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Jun 19, 2017 06:42
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Trading Pau to a non contender in a small city would seriously impair their ability to draw that kind of vet in the future, and if he opted out would risk him becoming the ring chasing vet center for GSW or Cleveland.
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Jun 19, 2017 06:43
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I didn't know he grew up a clips fan but it makes my super trade to send Chris Paul and Deandre to Cleveland make even more sense!
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Jun 19, 2017 06:47
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AggressivelyStupid posted:what kind of farts do you think kevin prefers? Yes
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Jun 19, 2017 06:56
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no i meant like wet farts, etc
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Jun 19, 2017 06:57
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I couldn't think of fart types and I think Kevin Durant is probably into weird poo poo. In that case though I revise my answer to lovely farts cuz KD prolly likes a little turd in his face to remind him of Russ
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Jun 19, 2017 06:59
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Eltoasto posted:Love has been absolute garbage against the Warriors the last 2 years, so I can see the Cavs interest if they feel like a winning team would keep PG around, which I bet it would. As for Indy getting Love, well he's a white star player so they'd like it, but he'd be a terrible fit next to Turner. Just trade him to whatever team with cap room will give you the best pick and throw all your money at Hayward. When that doesn't work, do a full rebuild. That's my plan but the owners won't do that because rebuilds mean no money. He was the second or third best player on the Cavs last year when they beat the Warriors! He's 1-1 in serieses against the Warriors how is that absolute garbage!!! This year he was moving dudes around in the paint and actually collecting rebounds (he was really really good at grabbing with one arm while the other was locked up) while TT was getting tossed by Zaza, reached over by Durant and outhustled by Curry. Love had active hands and was messing up Warriors passing lanes and drawing fouls and all kinda poo poo. He missed some open shots but this is so god danged strange to me why are people trying to move one of the best pieces they have? Shumpert was bad, Deron Williams was VERY bad, Kyle Korver couldn't get it done, Tristan Thompson played like he dating a Kardashian, K-Love was fine. Chris Bosh didn't suck on the Heat either! Why replace what was good when there was so much bad? MourningView posted:I don't think people actually like Stern they just think him acting like an over the top wrestling heel in real life was funny. Eh you're probably right. I say f Stern tho coward only rigs the draft for the Knicks once then abandons them forever once the heat turns up, loving turncoat, loving suki opuschiny whore
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Jun 19, 2017 07:01
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Kevin has been searching for the mythical Period Fart his whole life. He wants to bottle it up, taking a hit from it now and then. Tasting the fart with all his senses. Mouthfeel, the bouquet - everything. Like a fine wine taster.
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Jun 19, 2017 07:04
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One subtype of olfactophilia is eproctophilia. This is a paraphilia in which people are sexually aroused by flatulence (Aggrawal, 2009). Therefore, eproctophiles are said to spend an abnormal amount of time thinking about farting and flatulence and have recurring intense sexual urges and fantasies involving farting and flatulence (Griffiths, 2012a).
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Jun 19, 2017 07:07
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How many hours a day would you say you think about farts, Kevin? Well doc, it'd be easier to count the hours I don't think about farts.
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Jun 19, 2017 07:08
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First he killed basketball now KD is gonna make the NBA thread need nms nws tags
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Jun 19, 2017 07:08
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now I know for sure that it is the offseason *fart*
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Jun 19, 2017 07:09
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When I get tired I get silly boi, Check out buddy when buddy huff farts
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Jun 19, 2017 07:10
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Going back to the which player is which rapper discussion this definitely cements KD as Kevin gates
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Jun 19, 2017 07:12
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 I'd approve of Paul George on the Cavs only if it led to him and LeBron both leaving for LA. Need maximum hilarity next offseason
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Jun 19, 2017 07:14
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Going back to the which player is which rapper discussion this definitely cements KD as Kevin gates unless I missed something from his most recent few albums Kevin Gates was all about making everyone uncomfortable by being way too open about his life. Kevin Durant is the full opposite, he always lies and denies which is why we can't be more than 60% certain that Kevin Durant can only achieve an erection by inhaling a fart
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Jun 19, 2017 07:17
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That's a good point actually I jus figured they were both cousin loving fart sniffing booty eaters
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Jun 19, 2017 07:18
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Nothing wrong with eating rear end my friend
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Jun 19, 2017 07:19
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EvanTH posted:He was the second or third best player on the Cavs last year when they beat the Warriors! He's 1-1 in serieses against the Warriors how is that absolute garbage!!! Last year against the Warriors he shot 36%, 26% from 3 for 7.3 points and 5.9 rebounds a game. They couldn't even keep him on the floor. This year he was a LITTLE better, especially with rebounds, but still had a few bad games in the series.
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Jun 19, 2017 07:23
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So if Durant is now clearly James Joyce, what modernist author is Lebron James? Which one is Kawhi? Who is TS Eliot? So many questions opened up by Kev's fart lust
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Jun 19, 2017 07:26
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AggressivelyStupid posted:When I get tired I get silly boi, Please leave buddy out of this he's a very special boy He don't even huff that hard
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Jun 19, 2017 07:32
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DeimosRising posted:So if Durant is now clearly James Joyce, what modernist author is Lebron James? Which one is Kawhi? Who is TS Eliot? So many questions opened up by Kev's fart lust Chris Paul is Borges because some people say he's in the discussion for GOAT and yet he's never even made it past a second chapter
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Jun 19, 2017 07:38
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EvanTH posted:Chris Paul is Borges because some people say he's in the discussion for GOAT and yet he's never even made it past a second chapter
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Jun 19, 2017 08:15
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DeimosRising posted:So if Durant is now clearly James Joyce, what modernist author is Lebron James? Which one is Kawhi? Who is TS Eliot? So many questions opened up by Kev's fart lust Kawhi is Ernest Hemingway because he is a man of few words Jeremy Lin is Harper Lee because he was great for a brief moment then disappeared Derrick Rose is David Foster Wallace because his career is dead
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Jun 19, 2017 08:24
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AggressivelyStupid posted:Nothing wrong with eating rear end my friend predicto posted:Derrick Rose is David Foster Wallace because his career is dead Who's the NBA player people pretend to like
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Jun 19, 2017 08:27
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I'm betting this is related to the PG13+Lakers thing. https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/876703300120215552
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Jun 19, 2017 09:06
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Marbury is Ezra Pound. Machivellian and potent. Misunderstood. Used their powers to work with enemies of America after falling out with the homeland. .
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Jun 19, 2017 09:09
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Redgrendel2001 posted:I'm betting this is related to the PG13+Lakers thing. Could be, although Ford says they're looking for the pick to get Kennard.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:59
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attackmole posted:Marbury is Ezra Pound. Machivellian and potent. Misunderstood. Used their powers to work with enemies of America after falling out with the homeland. . Eating vaseline while being confined in a small cage in Pisa? I can see that.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:11
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Redgrendel2001 posted:I'm betting this is related to the PG13+Lakers thing. Watch Thibs deal #7 for Deng or some poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2017 13:01
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Eltoasto posted:Love has been absolute garbage against the Warriors the last 2 years, so I can see the Cavs interest if they feel like a winning team would keep PG around, which I bet it would. As for Indy getting Love, well he's a white star player so they'd like it, but he'd be a terrible fit next to Turner. Just trade him to whatever team with cap room will give you the best pick and throw all your money at Hayward. When that doesn't work, do a full rebuild. That's my plan but the owners won't do that because rebuilds mean no money. I think they would throw money at Hayward because he would draw fans himself, and it would take the sting out of losing PG. So long, PG. You were awesome and I hope you go help a team beat the Warriors!
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Jun 19, 2017 14:03
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https://twitter.com/solohill/status/876652594063589376 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44&t=56s
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Jun 19, 2017 14:15
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Rick posted:Could be, although Ford says they're looking for the pick to get Kennard. I'd be pretty happy with like, 11 + Plumlee for Clarkson + 28. I doubt they'd want Mozgov and Miles eating up half their cap though
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Jun 19, 2017 14:32
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Which current proposed is two years away from being two years away from being kink shamed?
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Jun 19, 2017 14:33
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Kevin you're not alone http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2013/08/19/sexually-aroused-by-farts-youre-not-alone/quote:I’m not sure how graphic of details you would like, but I have had my face farted on by both men and women, at point blank range. I like the sound and the smell. The “worse,” the better. In terms of sound, I prefer a deep bubbling sound. In terms of smell, I like acrid sulfur. I prefer the farter to be clothed. I don’t particularly like seeing the anus open. It’s not revolting to me, I just prefer fabric for three reasons. Firstly, the sound tends to be better with fabric, particularly jeans or nylons. Second, the smell lingers in cloth whereas in the nude it is a relatively quick blast of smell. Third, I like the look of butt cheeks better when they are defined by fabric.
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Jun 19, 2017 14:36
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I will laugh my rear end off if these talks between the Cavs and Pacers result in Magic trading away the #2 for PG.
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Jun 19, 2017 14:36
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How did Shaq leave Orlando after only 4 years? Was RFA not a thing back then?
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Jun 19, 2017 14:44
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pubic works project posted:I will laugh my rear end off if these talks between the Cavs and Pacers result in Magic trading away the #2 for PG. If the pacers then take the guy the Celtics want, 
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