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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
"Like an hour ago, when you were whacking those security guards?"
"How did you know about that?"

And then Peter lies that he's actually one of the security guards instead of admitting his identity to his step-uncle to be.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Wow Mole Man is a real hero

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

bobkatt013 posted:

Wow Mole Man is a real hero

someone has to be

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Mole Man is the one who deserves a naked son eating trash and fighting coyotes

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jun 17, 2017

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

bobkatt013 posted:

Wow Mole Man is a real hero

A superhero team of loveable whackos like Mole Man, Rocket and Lenny would probably be the only comic I would pay for these days.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


More like Noble Man.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
"You need a background today. Yesterday had some action but today is just talking."
"Ugh... fiiiine" *far away buildings* *dramatic circle obscured by talking*

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



ARMA(DILLO)GEDDON!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oh poo poo he's got the stick

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Can we just have spider-man kiled and make it about Mole Man? In the last two strips he has acted more heroic than newspaper Spidy ever has?

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

So, wait, why exactly and how has Tyrannus taken over Mole Man's underground kingdom?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



he found a bigger stick

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Dr Pepper posted:

So, wait, why exactly and how has Tyrannus taken over Mole Man's underground kingdom?

You expect logic in this strip?

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Dr Pepper posted:

So, wait, why exactly and how has Tyrannus taken over Mole Man's underground kingdom?

Ancient Roman shin guards.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dr Pepper posted:

So, wait, why exactly and how has Tyrannus taken over Mole Man's underground kingdom?

He told Lenny where the rabbits were and let nature take its course

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Yeesh. I think there was a little confusion over Lenny's mouth in the fifth panel. It looks like part of his face is melting.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Imagining a sick guitar sting playing over the last panel and getting incredibly pumped to go work or

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
When 90s buttrock starts playing while you pose, poo poo is about to go down

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

New thread title request -- Lenny and Mole Man do LA

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Dr Pepper posted:

So, wait, why exactly and how has Tyrannus taken over Mole Man's underground kingdom?

that's where the fountain of youth is, plus tyrannus has loads of poorly defined powers.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
I'm Lenny in the fourth panel.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Mole-man has been seriously channeling Teddy Roosevelt these last few days.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I know it's because Peter "wasn't there" in Mole Man's last arc, but I still love that he completely omits Peter when talking about May, even going so far as to call MJ her niece.

Synthbuttrange posted:

ARMA(DILLO)GEDDON!

magnificent

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Jerusalem posted:

I know it's because Peter "wasn't there" in Mole Man's last arc, but I still love that he completely omits Peter when talking about May, even going so far as to call MJ her niece.

He just met Peter though, who does he think he is? Does he know that Peter and MJ are married, or does he think that they're brother and sister?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They were having lunch, I'm sure introductions would have been made by Aunt May.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Lenny got some real Benjamin Button poo poo going on

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Zeeman posted:

He just met Peter though, who does he think he is? Does he know that Peter and MJ are married, or does he think that they're brother and sister?

goatface posted:

They were having lunch, I'm sure introductions would have been made by Aunt May.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
Love the colorist giving mole man an MJ makeover in Panel 4.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
ARMA(DILLO)GEDDON

Zeeman posted:

He just met Peter though, who does he think he is? Does he know that Peter and MJ are married, or does he think that they're brother and sister?

Mid-cop beating, Peter told him "we met when you kidnapped my wife."

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Mid-cop beating, Peter told him "we met when you kidnapped my wife."

Yeah, but that was like two months ago.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i get the feeling that most people peter meets barely register his existence

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Considering he bails on every social gathering ever it wouldn't matter anyway.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i get the feeling that most people peter meets barely register his existence

JJ: Haha Robbie look, I took Parker off the books to rub in how little he means to the Bugle
Robbie: Jonah we talked about this, that's accounting fraud.... :cripes:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I've decided next comic convention I got to, I'm bringing a brick and having Spider-Men pose (on the floor) with it

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Have them cling to the back of any Ronans you find.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



if it lasts several days, go to the same place and have the same conversation with slightly different wording each day

adopt a rocket cosplayer as your son

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



This was mostly inspired by me walking around Awesome-Con this weekend wishing I had a foam brick to throw at Spider-Man.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



:wrong:

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Melvin's scarf is so dashing

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Peter did you loving drop out of high school.

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