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Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

I would support Waleed Aly as Caliph

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Clive Palmer has defended taking his family and friends on an expensive Mediterranean cruise a month after complaining of health problems during a court hearing.

The former federal MP appeared at a federal court hearing in Brisbane in May clutching a vomit bag and using a breathing apparatus and a pillow while giving evidence to liquidators of his Queensland Nickel company.

Photos emerged on Monday showing Palmer and his family boarding the 24-day, $10,000-a-head cruise in Spain.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Also, more hosed up poo poo: http://junkee.com/triple-j-unearthed-winners-pulled-splendour-allegations-sexual-assault/108870

The 2017 JJJ unearthed winner are pulling out of festivals because of sexual assault allegations against the lead singer.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Yes but he posted funny tweets so we all love him.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

SMH posted:

'Shoppies' union face Senate probe over wages scandal

One of Labor's biggest backers, the giant shop assistants union, will be subject to a parliamentary inquiry over wage deals that have cost workers hundreds of millions of dollars.

The new Senate probe is a response to the wages scandal revealed by Fairfax Media involving deals between some of Australia's largest employers, including McDonald's, Coles and Woolworths and the Shop, Distributive & Allied Employees Association (SDA).

The inquiry will examine the lower penalty rates received by many workers employed by big business and whether the Fair Work Act needs to be changed to protect these workers from being paid less than the minimum rates of the award.

A 12-month Fairfax Media investigation revealed how the SDA deals with employers left more than 250,000 workers paid less than the award – the wages safety net – and saved big business more than an estimated $300 million a year.

Independent senator Nick Xenophon moved for the new inquiry, saying the cosy enterprise agreements with big employers had disadvantaged low-wage workers.

They had also provided an unfair advantage to big businesses by undercutting awards adhered to by smaller retailers, Senator Xenophon said.

On Monday the Government, Labor opposition and the Greens supported the Xenophon push, even though the SDA is Labor's largest affiliate and carries significant political weight within the ALP.

SDA rival, the Retail and Fast Food Workers Union (RAFFWU), was created at the end of 2016.

RAFFWU secretary Josh Cullinan, who helped expose the wages scandal, said he supported Senator Xenophon's inquiry but said it should not delay separate changes proposed by Greens workplace spokesman Adam Bandt.

"Workers are losing $1 million a day and that needs to be fixed immediately," Mr Cullinan said.

Mr Bandt has proposed changes to the Fair Work Act to protect workers from SDA-style wage deals that traded away penalty rates with inadequate compensation.

Such amendments would ensure workers on collective agreements have their pay compared to the minimum full rate of pay in the award – which includes casual loadings and penalty rates – rather than just the minimum base hourly rate. Mr Bandt's proposed legislation has been referred to a separate Senate inquiry.

In 2016, the full bench of the Fair Work Commission, in a landmark decision, quashed an agreement between Coles and the SDA as it underpaid workers and failed the 'better off overall test.'

Coles workers are now employed on an older agreement from 2011 which is currently being challenged by night-fill worker Penny Vickers in the Fair Work Commission.

Ms Vickers has launched a huge back-pay claim for tens of thousands of Coles workers and wants them to be paid award rates. The Commission recently agreed to give her access to Coles internal documents, a move opposed by the supermarket.

She has argued Coles had misled workers and the Commission on whether workers were paid above the award.

Coles has denied this but recently a lawyer for the supermarket conceded in the Commission that about half the workforce was paid less than the award.

Opposition workplace spokesman Brendan O'Connor said if there was a need for change to the better-off overall test, Labor would consider it.

"Labor introduced the 'better-off overall test' after the former Liberal Government's WorkChoices abolished any fairness test, if the test needs to be strengthened then Labor will examine it."

Employment minister Michaelia Cash attacked Labor's position.

"Mr Shorten and the union movement have no problem when big unions and big corporates do deals to cut Sunday rates, but pretend to be outraged when such rates are reduced for small businesses by the independent Fair Work Commission."

gently caress 👏 THE 👏 SHOPPIES

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Wages are down down at Coles.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Conservatives complain about Waleed Aly because he is Muslim. But if every Muslim was Waleed Aly, would conservatives still complain about Muslims?

:thunk:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

yes

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

Lid posted:

Clive Palmer has defended taking his family and friends on an expensive Mediterranean cruise a month after complaining of health problems during a court hearing.

The former federal MP appeared at a federal court hearing in Brisbane in May clutching a vomit bag and using a breathing apparatus and a pillow while giving evidence to liquidators of his Queensland Nickel company.

Photos emerged on Monday showing Palmer and his family boarding the 24-day, $10,000-a-head cruise in Spain.

To be fair I'm not sure there is a recreational activity more popular with unhealthy old people than cruises.

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...
Some poo poo going on in NSW Greens, again. This time from a now former member, Jarah Crook.
I feel like I met him or he was a member here....any one know him?

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




SPLITS

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/876695493882953729

https://twitter.com/jonnoxrevanche/status/876696529284677632

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Ler posted:

Some poo poo going on in NSW Greens, again. This time from a now former member, Jarah Crook.
I feel like I met him or he was a member here....any one know him?

Dont know the guy, never heard of him before, but I instinctively distrust anyone who calls themselves a Provocateur

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
He was that greenat13/14/etc twitter dude who has been posting since before he hit puberty and obviously it broke his brain

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


how about we disband NSW greens and start again

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
How about we form a real socialist party. Some sort of socialist alternative...

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

That's a salty take.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav posted:

How about we form a real socialist party. Some sort of socialist alternative...
That's some real red flags you're giving off there.

Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012
Simple solution: ACT annexes all of NSW, then give statehood to NT.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
The governor of the Reserve Bank has called on workers to start demanding large pay rises from their bosses.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jun/19/rise-up-and-demand-pay-increases-reserve-bank-chief-urges-workers

:stonk:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

hooman posted:

The governor of the Reserve Bank has called on workers to start demanding large pay rises from their bosses.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jun/19/rise-up-and-demand-pay-increases-reserve-bank-chief-urges-workers

:stonk:

At a BCA do no less.

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https://twitter.com/business/status/876719883576332288

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
Spotted this morning in Bella Vista:



I guess HH was already taken.

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

adamantium|wang posted:

Spotted this morning in Bella Vista:



I guess HH was already taken.

Gamer Gate

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

BBJoey posted:

how about we disband NSW greens and start again

The traditional way of renewal in Australia normally takes the form of a bush fire.

Take the NSW greens out to the bush, burn them at the stake and let a new one grow from the embers.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Frogfingers posted:

Simple solution: ACT annexes all of NSW, then give statehood to NT.

ACT political parties are impossibly bad, just amateur hour everywhere.
If you think Queensland is the worst state, wait until NT inevitably gets statehood.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Frogfingers posted:

Simple solution: ACT annexes all of NSW, then give statehood to NT.

you think we Canberrans want to have to deal with all the poo poo in NSW? get outta here

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I support the plan just because of how salty Melbourne will bet when they realise the national capital is in NSW.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

It already is :ssh:

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
As a Melburnian I would understand if Sydney was the capital city. It's undoubtedly more impressive to look at.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I fully support torturing politicians with having to live and work in Sydney.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


We know how to keep it classy

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Bogan King posted:



We know how to keep it classy

Haha, holy poo poo.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bogan King posted:

Heard the apology earlier. Was refreshing to hear an apology not a sorry your offended.

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Christians are being poo poo and the government is covering for them [SMH]


Sorry, but why are we teaching scripture in public schools? Oh right, loving Howard.


Bogan King posted:

Victoria laying the foundations to become the worst state.

What's weird is that they already have this power.

quote:

When the law says police can search you without a warrant

The police officer does not need a warrant to search you in a public place if they reasonably suspect you:

have illegal drugs
have things that can explode or ignite
have guns or weapons like knives, imitation guns, knuckle-dusters or nunchakus
are in an area where a lot of violent crime happens (they can use this fact to show they have reasonable grounds to search you)
have something that could be used to make graffiti, for example, spray paint, gouging tool or even a texta.

Then there's the whole bullshit of "designated areas" .

quote:

Searches in public 'designated areas'

The police can search people for weapons in public areas which have become designated areas. They have a lot of search powers within these areas. The police:

do not need a warrant
do not need to have any reasonable grounds to suspect you are carrying a weapon
can search you, your bags and your car for weapons
can do searches in a designated area for up to 12 hours.

So, if the cops just call music festivals "designated areas" then they don't even need suspicion that a person has anything on them, they now have the legal power to just search anyone at any time.

How much more power do they need?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Gorilla Salad posted:

How much more power do they need?

Literal Judge Dredd powers.

Only then will they be satisfied.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
there's been like three whole pages and no one has mentioned mia freedman, what the gently caress happened?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

gay picnic defence posted:

there's been like three whole pages and no one has mentioned mia freedman, what the gently caress happened?

Her intern quit.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

gay picnic defence posted:

there's been like three whole pages and no one has mentioned mia freedman, what the gently caress happened?

caleb became legal

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

gay picnic defence posted:

there's been like three whole pages and no one has mentioned mia freedman, what the gently caress happened?

Probie.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/rharris334/status/876727373688852480

:getin:

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

adamantium|wang posted:

Spotted this morning in Bella Vista:



I guess HH was already taken.

Someone at my old work had the plate YID 80I, but I think that was just a naturally occuring ACT plate.

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