Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Once again Parker does an insane amount of work for a gag that must have taken Kelley five minutes to write.

Wall O' Buni

# ? Jun 18, 2017 19:51

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:25

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

I get Dustin in my local paper. What the gently caress is that guy doing because there is a goddamn distributor cap laying on the ground.

Okay, let's look at this. He has a tire off, but that could just be to give him some engine access.
He has what looks to be the water pump off. The oil is drained, and the old filter laying there.
He has the muffler taken off.

Wait, theres 5 pistons and some valves laying on the ground.
Is he doing a rebuild? Yeah, there is a head gasket there. Dude is def doing a full rebuild.

Also, lol at that ancient style air filter unit there.

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jun 18, 2017

# ? Jun 18, 2017 20:07

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Johnny Aztec posted:

I get Dustin in my local paper. What the gently caress is that guy doing because there is a goddamn distributor cap laying on the ground.

Okay, let's look at this. He has a tire off, but that could just be to give him some engine access.
He has what looks to be the water pump off. The oil is drained, and the old filter laying there.
He has the muffler taken off.

Wait, theres 5 pistons and some valves laying on the ground.
Is he doing a rebuild?

Also, lol at that ancient style air filter unit there.

Are you describing the cartoon or mocking the way I play My Summer Car, now??

# ? Jun 18, 2017 20:13

Vastakaiun: Apr 16, 2008

Kennel posted:

Nancy

Why not?

# ? Jun 18, 2017 20:27

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis Classic (June 20, 1995)

Garfield Classic (June 20, 1985)

# ? Jun 18, 2017 20:37

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Vastakaiun posted:

Why not?

Because none of them look like Patsy Cline.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 20:46

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

The Amazing Spider-Man

Brilliant work, Colorist. Way to remember what's happening.

Sally Winkerbean

Happy Father's Day, everyone. :smith:

The Heart of Juliet Jones

Prince Valiant is being an rear end in a top hat and will go up later today.

Phantom Classic

Big Ben Bolt

# ? Jun 18, 2017 20:56

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Bongo Bill posted:

That sounds like effort. I appreciate it.

Eh. It's a living. No, wait.

~~Dream of the Rarebit Fiend~~ Midsummer Day Dreams (click for huge)

And He Did. (September, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (December, 1916)

Doings of the Duffs. (October, 1918, click for big)

The Gay Thirties (September, 1935, click for big))

They'll Do It Every Time (September, 1940, click for big)

Mopsy (February, 1941)

Archie (February, 1956, click for big)

Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)

Feiffer (1973, click for big)

Andy Capp (November, 1971, click for big)

Wee Pals (December, 1971, click for big)

Dick Tracy (September, 2001, click for big)

# ? Jun 18, 2017 21:38

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Flash Gordon

2001 Magnetoman

# ? Jun 18, 2017 21:53

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Oh boy, I can only hope Newspaper Spider-Man Magneto is as good as Fantastic Four Cartoon Magneto :allears:

# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:14

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Manuel Calavera posted:

Tina's Groove

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Winkerbean

# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:17

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

Brilliant work, Colorist. Way to remember what's happening.

Mole Man giving no fucks about that Peter kid.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:58

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Slammy posted:

Feiffer (1973, click for big)

Nice timing for Father's Day.

And here's a wall of Rhymes with Orange!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:40

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

In what's turning out to be a mini-theme for at least some of today's Father's Day strips, Peanuts quietly ruins me emotionally. (June 21, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean, on the other hand, "celebrates" Father's Day by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge that either of the two characters in today's strip are supposed to be fathers.

Crankshaft does it about as right as you can expect under the current circumstances.

And I finally get my poo poo together enough to put in Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs On Sunday, in which the Willet daughter invents mixed martial arts. (July 29 and August 5, 1928; as always, click for the XL version)

# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:01

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

Pibgorn

# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:19

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Poor McEldowney, born too late to put his natural inclinations to fruitful work in gruesome horror comics.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:56

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Is there any reason to think Tina's Groove isn't being canceled?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:57

mastersord: Feb 15, 2001; Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!; Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:

Poor McEldowney, born too late to put his natural inclinations to fruitful work in gruesome horror comics.

Instead he draws his masturbatory fantasies in public newspapers where innocent children can read them. Truly an ingenious troll!

His mouths alone would make H. R. Geiger cream himself.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:59

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

RandomPauI posted:

Is there any reason to think Tina's Groove isn't being canceled?

It's being so overt, that I can't help think that it's a fake out.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:59

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

RandomPauI posted:

Is there any reason to think Tina's Groove isn't being canceled?

It'll reboot as Monica's Groove. The signs are all there.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:00

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Tina's Afterlife.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

RandomPauI posted:

Is there any reason to think Tina's Groove isn't being canceled?

https://twitter.com/RinaPiccolo/status/872057332334817285

# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:24

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

random Dark Side of the Horse

Viivi & Wagner

# ? Jun 19, 2017 06:12

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set gets it to go.

Working Daze faaaaaaaaaaart.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix needs to let this go.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:47

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis Classic (June 21, 1995)

Garfield Classic (June 21, 1985)

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:02

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Buni

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

Edge of Remedial Geography

Yes, "Singapore, China." What gets me is Jam clearly looked at a map, because a couple weeks ago he had the ship sailing through "the Malaysian peninsula" to reach its destination. How did he not notice that Singapore is over 1,000 miles south of mainland China?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:20