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spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

Zzulu posted:

Trash TV

You don't enjoy 20 minutes of Mr Bean level buffoonery every episode?

That's Lynch's true genius shining through.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:54

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:08

UnculturedSwine: Jul 7, 2006

spudsbuckley posted:

You don't enjoy 20 minutes of Mr Bean level buffoonery every episode?

That's Lynch's true genius shining through.

Agreed. Mr Bean is good

# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:59

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

UnculturedSwine posted:

Agreed. Mr Bean is good

Unironically this.

It's like ham with maple syrup.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:03

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

That last episode was hot garbage except for the young guy mowing down that kid with the mother reacting in the hammiest way possible and the midget murder.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 02:35

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Dougie got two rides. :mmmhmm:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 02:58

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Whoa, apparently the dude who ran over that kid and assaulted that woman at the bar is Audrey Horn's son.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:08

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

his last name is horne but he could possibly be Jerry's kid, or maybe audreys retarded brother had a caretaker who facilitated communicationed herself into a delusional love affair with him and richard horne is the product of this rape

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:17

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

it could be jerry and audrey's kid.

barf

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:23

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Audrey and evil Cooper's kid.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:26

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

The Dennis System posted:

Beulah and evil Cooper's kid.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:31

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Well, there was a lot of plot this episode. And yet it was still breathtakingly boring.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 10:10

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

I was enjoying tonight's episode and then it cut to Dougie and I was all like "ugggh" but it wasn't too bad and he actually did something interesting. Karate chopping an assassin midget in the throat is pretty cool.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 10:14

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Time draws out like a blade watching this show.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 10:19

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

he punched Ike The Spike twice and used Ike's pistol grip to shred off a shitload of his hand-palm and i've not seen anything that cool or gnarly in a while in a tv show or movie

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:37

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

THIS IS SUCH A BAD SHOW

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:39

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

you ignorant motherfuckers woudln't understand art if it came up and bit your genitals off and got a tv show about byting genitcallls off

seriousy if you don't think this show is the best in years you should just watch reality tv forever and huff computer duster

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:42

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

oh but some SA cucks gotta be ~poo poo~

guess what, peckerwoods, you fuckin suck

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:43

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

and yeah im talking to the cuck reading these words now i see you reading this on an ipad or whatever the kids use these days

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:43

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

It's weird for the sake of weird.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:44

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

It's pretty predictable that the basic morons of GBS wouldn't care for this show.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:47

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Maybe debating whether DC or Marvel films are superior is more your guys speed.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:51

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

what's deep about the show my man

Weird does not equal deep or interesting

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:52

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

The show is a placebo. There has been some striking and memorable imagery in this season though. The weird blind woman in the black lodge (or wherever the hell that was), the ghost-like monster coming out of that black box (and the black box itself was a chilling image), etc. And the part where the kid got run over had me legit shook.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:55

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I'll have you legit shook

*unzips all of my pants in all of the dimensions at the same time*

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

what's deep about the show my man

Weird does not equal deep or interesting

the gently caress makes you think i have to justify art to you?

if you don't understand it, your loss, move along.

burn any good books recently?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:59

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Baloogan posted:

the gently caress makes you think i have to justify art to you?

if you don't understand it, your loss, move along.

burn any good books recently?

Wrong. Good art critics can and do justify and explain art.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:06

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

The Dennis System posted:

Wrong. Good art critics can and do justify and explain art.

lol if you think im good or a critic
suck my dick you capitalizing, grammar, with periods and sentense structure idiot

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:07

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Chill my man

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:17

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

The Dennis System posted:

The show is a placebo. There has been some striking and memorable imagery in this season though. The weird blind woman in the black lodge (or wherever the hell that was), the ghost-like monster coming out of that black box (and the black box itself was a chilling image), etc. And the part where the kid got run over had me legit shook.

agreed re the blind woman and black box but the kid bit just made me laugh, what with how unexpected it was and the hammy acting by his mother and sappy music

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:19

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

Chill my man

i got no chill

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:20

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Zzulu posted:

THIS IS SUCH A BAD SHOW

gently caress you, tammy

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:22

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

this show is actually good and i feel fuckin' gross agreeing' with THAT fuckin' BIRD but he's right

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:32

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I have a confession to make

I have never seen a single episode of "twin peaks"

I just wanted to argue

# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:56

Zmej: Nov 6, 2005

the skype call with doc hayward was :smith:

. probably because he was too frail to travel on set so they wrote that in. RIP warren frost.

what if the entire show is dougie and evil cooper, and the last episode we finally get the real cooper back. he gets a cup of coffee, turns to the camera and starts to say "excuse my language, that's a DA-" and the credits roll. david lynch just messing with everyone as he laughs into the sunset with that sweet sweet Apple product placement money

# ? Jun 19, 2017 13:27

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

wow the tviv thread is better than the gbs thread, a dark day

# ? Jun 19, 2017 13:28

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

gently caress GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

# ? Jun 19, 2017 13:34

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

hawowanlawow posted:

wow the tviv thread is better than the gbs thread, a dark day

I wouldn't go that far. It's filled with morons trying to solve "the mystery" which is not what Lynch films/shows are about. You can't solve them because he doesn't breadcrumb hints into his shows to do that sort of thing. How would you have "solved" the original Twin Peaks? Up until they showed Leland murdering his niece you'd have no idea he was the killer. In fact there was ample evidence for almost every other character.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 13:36

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the best parts are the scenes with retard cooper

# ? Jun 19, 2017 13:44

SPACE HOMOS: Jan 12, 2005

I enjoy Dougie and how Lynch thinks computers/phones/technology works.

MAN ON COMPUTER - A RED BOX APPEARS THEN AN EVIL MACHINE PRESENTS A PACKET!!!

GOOD OLE BOY SHERIFF USES COMPUTER BEEP BOP BOOP!!!!

Laura Dern is hamming it up, Ashley Judd still looking good for her age, and karate choppin Dougie.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 15:52

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:08

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Baloogan posted:

the gently caress makes you think i have to justify art to you?

if you don't understand it, your loss, move along.

burn any good books recently?

hmm. i agree. *pours spaghettios in vagina* ART!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 16:13

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