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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I can't help but laugh, in Marseille, the first MP of Comorian descent was elected... for LREM. wonder what he thought of Macron's joke

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Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013
Even if Valls won, he would be a powerless backbencher, no?

On the other hand, I'm sure he already has a profitable corporate job lined up.

Really, seems like him winning will be the bigger punishment.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
if macron has any political acumen (and he seems to have some) he will want nothing to do with valls, yeah, useless backbencher it is.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
results are in for Mélenchon

http://www.francetvinfo.fr/elections/resultats/bouches-du-rhone_13/marseille_13000#type=legislative&year=2017&circo=04

he won against LREM with 59% of the votes! I'm glad he won with a bigger margin then le pen did in her circo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
All the results are in!!! save for the 11 circo for residents abroad :argh: gotta wait tomorrow for those :(

not staying up waiting for them lol. all in all i'm glad we got a group, that the fn did bad and that lrem has a smaller majority than predicted (still an absolute huge one)

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jun 18, 2017

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Kurtofan posted:

If I understand the situation correctly, President François Mitterand of the Socialist Party was kind in a bad spot for the legislatives elections, so to retain a majority, he set up a proportional system for the legislatives, to get FN MPs elected in order to create a spoiler effect for the right.

it wasn't enough though, the right won the elections and right wing prime minister Jacques Chirac undid the changes and went back to the current system, and the FN left the assembly in the following parliamentary elections.

tldr: left wing president set up proportional system to help the far right gently caress up the right chances, they got 10% but it wasn't enough. once in gov the right undid these changes because the proportional didn't help them win elections

Edit: also it's indicative of how the FN have been used by short sighted left wing politicians for electoral gains, only for it to blow back in their (our) faces.

prime example of that is Henin-Beaumont, where the massively corrupt Socialist mayor often used the FN to gently caress over his opponents, right and left. which helped turn this bastion of left wing politics into a bastion for the far right. that and being useless fucks for decades of unchallenged rule

does this have anything to do with him and his party being weird vichy collabos?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
sorry flowers, i'm seeing results on twitter and it seems like habib (UDI, Netanyahu backed) was reelected for the 9th circo de l'étranger. the others circos are most likely MPs for LREM

icantfindaname posted:

does this have anything to do with him and his party being weird vichy collabos?

i mean the socialist party is a lot of bad things but it isn't a party of weird vichy collabos :v:

i don't know about that, i think it was just political opportunism.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 18, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Valls, Ciotti, Habib, Dupont-Aignan, Collard.... glad we kept those mps around, would have been a real shame to do without those

Hambilderberglar
Dec 2, 2004

MeLKoR posted:

Sorry if I'm derailing the thread, this isn't politics after all. Still... :smith:


Here's some SFW video, no bodies, just devastation.

http://expresso.sapo.pt/sociedade/2017-06-18-Imagens-que-doem-Pedrogao-Grande--video-

This fire is still not under control, I'm over 100 km away and this morning I had ashes all over my car. I hadn't read the news yet. It's insane.
Yiiiiikes. It looks like the fire is making it across roads thanks to winds?
Is it moving towards more populated areas? :(

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Yeah, a shitload of small towns have been evacuated. The fire has something like 10 fronts right now

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Stay safe , Portugal goons. This really sucks. Is there hope of rain any time soon to put out the fires?

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Kurtofan posted:

Valls, Ciotti, Habib, Dupont-Aignan, Collard.... glad we kept those mps around, would have been a real shame to do without those

valls ain't elected yet

also gently caress habib I can't believe the piece of poo poo won

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Flowers For Algeria posted:


also gently caress habib I can't believe the piece of poo poo won

he got reelected with 57% of the votes

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Torrannor posted:

Stay safe , Portugal goons. This really sucks. Is there hope of rain any time soon to put out the fires?
From what I can tell, the fire is in one of the areas of Portugal that sees the most precipitation - but, and it's an important but, it basically doesn't see any rain from now and till September.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
Lol I just heard somebody on the radio complain that Macron was showing his leftist colours and that his "I want to make France a startup nation" comment somehow had to be interpreted as "I want to have a centralized planning economy" and claimed Macron yearned for a Soviet Union or Venezuela-styled economy.

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

I think at this point, if you're a right-winger and haven't somehow jumped onto the bandwagon, all that's left is calling Macron a commie pinko for selling your own policies better than you did.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Happy Brexit Negotiations Day everyone!

It seems like the latest fad in Brexit coverage is that the media believes the Brits will go for a Norway model, which is of course absurd because that position is clearly worse in every aspect than being an actual EU member, unless you are wedded to staying neutral.

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

Isn't any position short of remaining in the EU worse than being an actual member, though?

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
It is, but I will laugh if the Brits end up paying the EU to be a part of the common market, including free movement of persons, while also eliminating their own voting rights.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

lost in postation posted:

Isn't any position short of remaining in the EU worse than being an actual member, though?

Well, you can at least make a (bad) argument for leaving having advantages, except in case of the Norway model, which means all the obligations, some benefits and power.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Deltasquid posted:

Lol I just heard somebody on the radio complain that Macron was showing his leftist colours and that his "I want to make France a startup nation" comment somehow had to be interpreted as "I want to have a centralized planning economy" and claimed Macron yearned for a Soviet Union or Venezuela-styled economy.
Which is ridiculous, since the whole point of a startup is to not have a plan.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
In any case Brexit negotiations will end in some sort of suicide.

Hard Brexit: clean break, no common market, they have to pay tariffs; means committing economy suicide, since it will significantly lower trade with the EU and probably cause a recession in Britain. Bonus: could very well cause Scottish Secession.
Soft Brexit: Norway model, access to common market, means they have to accept EU rules without having a say in them; political suicide on the Tories' part, since they were the one who caused all this.
LOL JK NO BREXIT AT ALL: still technically possible; would still be political suicide on the Tories' part, since everyone in the UK would go "Well then what was the bloody point of it all?"

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

GaussianCopula posted:

Happy Brexit Negotiations Day everyone!

It seems like the latest fad in Brexit coverage is that the media believes the Brits will go for a Norway model, which is of course absurd because that position is clearly worse in every aspect than being an actual EU member, unless you are wedded to staying neutral.

Yeah, but the problem was that they irrationally felt their national penis was too small and being made fun of, and the solution is to retain "more autonomy" even if it literally costs in every way but the maintenance of some bizarre form of national pride.

They want to be the Big Swingin' Dicks again, and a good portion of the UK seems happy to pay for the privilege.

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

I don't think there were actually all that many people prepared to pay - there's a reason why the Leave camp pretended Brexit meant freeing up £350million a week for the NHS. The people who were prepared to pay were the rich and influential ideologues who would be hurt the least (and might actually benefit from the bonfire of regulations that Brexit could imply).

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

From what I can tell, the fire is in one of the areas of Portugal that sees the most precipitation - but, and it's an important but, it basically doesn't see any rain from now and till September.

Also tons of pine heath forests.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

GaussianCopula posted:

Happy Brexit Negotiations Day everyone!

It seems like the latest fad in Brexit coverage is that the media believes the Brits will go for a Norway model, which is of course absurd because that position is clearly worse in every aspect than being an actual EU member, unless you are wedded to staying neutral.

Us leaving at all is absurd. Us going more Norway-model is a result of our recent election showing that the country isn't exclusively run by the Baby Boomer racists who voted for Brexit in the first place; it's a political compromise. It's a compromise that means I won't be living in a Mad Max economy, though, so if that's where we end up fine and hopefully we can rejoin properly in a decade or so when the olds have died off.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

feedmegin posted:

Us leaving at all is absurd. Us going more Norway-model is a result of our recent election showing that the country isn't exclusively run by the Baby Boomer racists who voted for Brexit in the first place; it's a political compromise. It's a compromise that means I won't be living in a Mad Max economy, though, so if that's where we end up fine and hopefully we can rejoin properly in a decade or so when the olds have died off.

Of course any Brexit deal would need to be approved by both the EU as well the UK, though, so opposition to granting the UK a Norway model approach might also come from the other side as well.

Hambilderberglar
Dec 2, 2004

Randler posted:

Of course any Brexit deal would need to be approved by both the EU as well the UK, though, so opposition to granting the UK a Norway model approach might also come from the other side as well.
EFTA is going to want to have a say if Britain gets a better deal than they do as well, and so will the Swiss. None of them will accept a worse deal than the UK gets.

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

PT6A posted:

Yeah, but the problem was that they irrationally felt their national penis was too small and being made fun of, and the solution is to retain "more autonomy" even if it literally costs in every way but the maintenance of some bizarre form of national pride.

They want to be the Big Swingin' Dicks again, and a good portion of the UK seems happy to pay for the privilege.

If the goal was to be made fun of less, then the plan backfired dramatically.

Baron-of-hell
Jul 11, 2016

Dommolus Magnus posted:

If the goal was to be made fun of less, then the plan backfired dramatically.

If only the Tories could drag Farage back into this, after pulling off the biggest switcheroo in recent memory, then history can blame him instead of Cameron.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

feedmegin posted:

Us leaving at all is absurd. Us going more Norway-model is a result of our recent election showing that the country isn't exclusively run by the Baby Boomer racists who voted for Brexit in the first place; it's a political compromise. It's a compromise that means I won't be living in a Mad Max economy, though, so if that's where we end up fine and hopefully we can rejoin properly in a decade or so when the olds have died off.

The Norway-model would be the same as cutting your dick off.

I don't get what advantage that gets you, except to say "we control our own destiny as was demonstrated by us cutting our own dick off"

Does Corbyn even have a concrete Brexit model?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

double nine posted:

Re: Brexit. Euro Intelligence thinks that a consensus in UK is growing in favour of the Norway model.

to the best of my knowledge there's a norway-style EEA membership plan already drawn up, right?

The conservatives are going to be in no position to negotiate with the EU, today or ever, because they have no government and no mandate. The opinion polls have started to show a strong desire to remain in the customs union, and a single poll even showed a majority supported referendum #2.

I'm not sure if the public are realising what a stupid loving idea leaving in 2 years was in the first place or the country just flat out doesn't believe that May and the No Deal crew can be trusted or safely allowed to keep this farce up.

GaussianCopula posted:

The Norway-model would be the same as cutting your dick off.

I don't get what advantage that gets you, except to say "we control our own destiny as was demonstrated by us cutting our own dick off"

Costs us slightly less than half of our exports, we all learn a valuable lesson about the impact of direct democracy through terrible questions

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

PT6A posted:

Yeah, but the problem was that they irrationally felt their national penis was too small and being made fun of, and the solution is to retain "more autonomy" even if it literally costs in every way but the maintenance of some bizarre form of national pride.

They want to be the Big Swingin' Dicks again, and a good portion of the UK seems happy to pay for the privilege.

At this point it seems public opinion has changed and there is now a small majority for calling brexit off. But we're not in control any more. We had our ill thought out referendum. Now we're being held hostage by a Tory party no one likes and a PM that won't go.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Spangly A posted:

to the best of my knowledge there's a norway-style EEA membership plan already drawn up, right?

The conservatives are going to be in no position to negotiate with the EU, today or ever, because they have no government and no mandate. The opinion polls have started to show a strong desire to remain in the customs union, and a single poll even showed a majority supported referendum #2.

I'm not sure if the public are realising what a stupid loving idea leaving in 2 years was in the first place or the country just flat out doesn't believe that May and the No Deal crew can be trusted or safely allowed to keep this farce up.


Costs us slightly less than half of our exports, we all learn a valuable lesson about the impact of direct democracy through terrible questions


I love the customs union idea, because it would mean a common market for goods (aka what the UK imports) but not for services (aka what the UK exports).

But hey - it's a nice catchphrase I guess :D

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

feedmegin posted:

Us leaving at all is absurd. Us going more Norway-model is a result of our recent election showing that the country isn't exclusively run by the Baby Boomer racists who voted for Brexit in the first place; it's a political compromise. It's a compromise that means I won't be living in a Mad Max economy, though, so if that's where we end up fine and hopefully we can rejoin properly in a decade or so when the olds have died off.

I can totally understand how people would be averse to the Norway model though. It's a complete downgrade for the UK in every way imaginable. It means they gonna have the same responsibilities and benefits as before, but with higher membership fees and no political representation. Downgrading to that is insane, a huge loss and there is absolutely no way to spin it into something positive. You can't blame politicians and people for not publicly supporting that. I mean, we all know that it's probably going to be Norway model, but you gotta spin that as a defeat by the evil EU, not as something you were actually striving for.

Gotta say, this whole Brexit thing is absolutely kafkaesque. Age of reason this ain't.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Gotta say, this whole Brexit thing is absolutely kafkaesque. Age of reason this ain't.

I really want a hard-as-hell Brexit, just so we can all see how the UK government will cope once it can no longer blame its own shortcomings on the EU (e.g. the "tampon tax" bullshit).

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Randler posted:

I really want a hard-as-hell Brexit, just so we can all see how the UK government will cope once it can no longer blame its own shortcomings on the EU (e.g. the "tampon tax" bullshit).
:cmon:



On another topic, the public reaction to the last night's terrorist attack was disgusting. I ended up staying up all night because I couldn't believe my eyes. There would have been arson attacks on all UK mosques if hundreds of muslims had descended on social media to celebrate the Ariana Grande attack on the grounds that it was "about time someone took revenge for all the deaths in the Middle East".

I sincerely hope these people, along with the EDL, BNP and the rest of the fascist scum leadership are put on a terrorist sympathizer list and investigated but I know better than that.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Randler posted:

I really want a hard-as-hell Brexit, just so we can all see how the UK government will cope once it can no longer blame its own shortcomings on the EU (e.g. the "tampon tax" bullshit).

"Blame it on Brussels" will always be the game in town. Even after a hard brexit, it'll be some variety of "evil eurocrats are holding british economy hostage for pesticide quotas" or some such.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Holy poo poo, Valls losing his mind over some journalists DARING to report the idea he may not have won is the greatest thing on earth atm. "I WAS ELECTED YESTERDAY!"

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
besides le pen and her partner, celebrity lawyer collard and ménard's wife, the other fn mps are : a former megrettist, a 23 years old local councillor who wanted to make his town "migrants free", a 71 year old former communist militant and the founder of GayLib, a gay rights organization from the right side of politics.

http://www.lemonde.fr/elections-leg...03_5076653.html

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Jun 19, 2017

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