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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



kaleedity posted:

they should hire :vince: so he can :vince: at pressers

worth it just for his walk tot he podium

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Nonsense posted:

TRUMP is unstoppable, absolutely wrecking all in his path


Look out Mueller YOUR IN THE WAY

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDF-8khS3w

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Yep, also electronic music was invented exclusively by Dutch & German atheists

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Oh look it's Spiceys-Fired-O'Clock again.

These rumors have existed since literally day 2 of the presidency. I'll believe it when I see it.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Venom Snake posted:

We all know you just want the nukes to drop because it would make Vermont a super power in the NE

in the post-war nuclear wasteland, Vermonster took on a whole new meaning

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

First season of the Wire was really good

gently caress. Fuckety gently caress.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/876882020185632769

alright

full dictator

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

First season of the Wire was really good

Fuuuuuck

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

First season of the Wire was really good

i liked watching the Wire supercuts on youtube

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Like most things in life and the history of human existence a nuclear exchange would be both fail to live up to the hype and be fraught with incompetence.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

I'm Ron Jeremy's hosed up bellybutton.

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001

Well gently caress me

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey DJ Kool Herc? It's your brother, Marvin Herc. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this!

*holds out payphone while Subterranean Homesick Blues is played in background by high school cover band*

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

no

next question

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

I'm the turned off laptop

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I'm Ron Jeremy's hosed up bellybutton.

hm, that means you probably still get laid more than me.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

noooooooooooo spicey

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I'm Ron Jeremy's hosed up bellybutton.

:same: Jesus Christo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



FAKE NEWS

Soros isn't in the target list

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The fun truth of a post nuclear america would be that the important parts would by far be better off because thats where the resources for relief would be centered while rural america would be plunged into a literal dark age because whoops the government propping you up is now gone

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



How much does it being on camera or not matter, when it's a puppet administration that is flailing around spouting nonsense lies that shift on a daily basis?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

is this about star citizen

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Gringostar posted:

white jesus though

actual jesus would be horrified at what most of his followers are doing now

My friend, have you heard the gospel of Supply Side Jesus?



fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Venom Snake posted:

The fun truth of a post nuclear america would be that the important parts would by far be better off because thats where the resources for relief would be centered while rural america would be plunged into a literal dark age because whoops the government propping you up is now gone

that's the part that loving owns

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

The fun truth of a post nuclear america would be that the important parts would by far be better off because thats where the resources for relief would be centered while rural america would be plunged into a literal dark age because whoops the government propping you up is now gone

the important parts that don't get nuked you mean

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

LegoMan posted:

I'm the turned off laptop

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nonsense posted:

Yep, also electronic music was invented exclusively by Dutch & German atheists

lol more like french who thought they were god

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

triple sulk posted:

trump still prez?

Nope it's Jeb! now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Gringostar posted:

white jesus though

actual jesus would be horrified at what most of his followers are doing now

yeah, he really hated divorce

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MaxxBot posted:

Nope it's Jeb! now

in trumps dreams :sad:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hail NRA Jesus

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

yeah, he really hated divorce

maybe Jesus never existed and Paul uses him as a foil for his misogyny

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/danney_williams/status/876550361955389442


theres not much weirder out there than the guy who is just so thirsty for daddy bill

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
trump

Thoatse has issued a correction as of 21:16 on Jun 19, 2017

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Venom Snake posted:

The fun truth of a post nuclear america would be that the important parts would by far be better off because thats where the resources for relief would be centered while rural america would be plunged into a literal dark age because whoops the government propping you up is now gone

Rural America will run the loving show after nukes drop because no one is looking to bomb Potato County, Idaho. We won't have any use for Amazon cloud services from the smoldering husk of Silicon Valley, but places where food can still grow...

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

logikv9 posted:

hail NRA Jesus

https://twitter.com/AdrianwithaW/status/764792944658255874

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