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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/GriffinFrank/status/876899733226258432

He dead.

gently caress

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:40

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:51

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Lmao good job kim, couldn't even keep a valuable prisoner alive

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:43

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

B. Birdsworth posted:

Not quite, he said there was no evidence of botulism, which there wouldn't be if his poisoning happened months ago. It's entirely plausible that he got foodborne botulism and none of his guards noticed when he stopped breathing. The only way to diagnose him with at this point would be clinical history, which we got basically none of from the Norks.

e: the other reason I have some credence in the botulism claim is that it makes the NorKors look incompetent as well as inhumane. Really the only way to get a global anoxic brain injury from botulism is to not get put on a ventilator when you need to be. Example: an outbreak in Thailand affecting 91 people resulted in no fatalities or devastating neurologic injuries, even though 42 of them had to go on a vent.

It would be amazing if it turned out that North Korea has been telling the absolute truth about all of this and no one believes it.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:44

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Guess we need a new thread title

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:47

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

If you become retarded and die, which version of you goes to heaven?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:48

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Otto Coldbier

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:50

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

unpacked robinhood posted:

Lmao good job kim, couldn't even keep a valuable prisoner alive

I think you'll find he was very much alive the entire time he was on glorious North Korean soil and didn't die until he was re-exposed to American decadence. :colbert:

Seriously though that colossally sucks.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:53

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Wartime Robot

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:53

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007; Can't post for 5 hours!

Kurtofan posted:

evidently he failed because he had a mental shutdown

He probably didn't have wraithguard

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:55

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I thought he was breathing on his own and poo poo?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:56

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Rodman failed us?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:57

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

EX250 Type R posted:

I thought he was breathing on his own and poo poo?

Not now he isn't.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:58

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

"He's actively unrespon..wait he's dead nvm"

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:58

B. Birdsworth: Jul 31, 2014; There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.

EX250 Type R posted:

I thought he was breathing on his own and poo poo?

Lots of reasons he could have died, from the description of his MRI.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:59

Barudak: May 7, 2007

EX250 Type R posted:

I thought he was breathing on his own and poo poo?

Sadly, it seems he was too tainted by the west for his own Juche

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:59

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Is it bad that as soon I found out he died I raced to this thread with a smirk on my face

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:05

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/GriffinFrank/status/876899733226258432

He dead.

Remember that scene in Tommy Boy at the gas station when Chris Farely bent the car door backwards then kicked it back into place and when David Spade touched it it fell off then Farely was like, "Whad'ja do?!"

This is like that.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:06

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Harveygod posted:

Remember that scene in Tommy Boy at the gas station when Chris Farely bent the car door backwards then kicked it back into place and when David Spade touched it it fell off then Farely was like, "Whad'ja do?!"

This is like that.

You're right. Chris Farley also died.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:09

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

MrMidnight posted:

Is it bad that as soon I found out he died I raced to this thread with a smirk on my face

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jun 19, 2017

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:09

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:13

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Three Olives posted:

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:14

Qadaffi Taffy: Oct 1, 2006; 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Are we going to war over this?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:17

pyrotek: May 21, 2004

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Guess we need a new thread title

Otto Warmbier - retardead by North Korea

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:17

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

pyrotek posted:

Otto Warmbier - retardead by North Korea

F F F

He not even semi otto anymore

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jun 19, 2017

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:20

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

huh. i guess it was north koreas superior medical technology that was keeping him alive this whole time. i mean as soon as he gets back to imperialist United States he just ups and dies.

really makes ya think

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:29

Boner Zone: Jan 14, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo

jeez I bet y'all feel bad about making fun of otto just for being a retard now that he's dead huh

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:31

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:31

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Does NK have universal healthcare? I am p sure they have mandatory paid maternity leave

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:32

Boner Zone: Jan 14, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo

Vastarien posted:

lmfbo

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:32

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Dennis Rodman should score an autographed version of the propaganda poster for the family.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:33

Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

Do we know what actually happened to him?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:36

B. Birdsworth: Jul 31, 2014; There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:37

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

The parents should press charges against the guy who offered their son money for the poster, for criminal conspiracy resulting in death.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:40

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

pyrotek posted:

Otto Warmbier - retardead by North Korea

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:42

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Zahgaegun posted:

F

F
uck

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:49

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

univbee posted:

The parents should press charges against the guy who offered their son money for the poster, for criminal conspiracy resulting in death.

is that the reason lol

i mean rip otto

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:54

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

is that the reason lol

There were rumors (and I think it was claimed in his defense) but of course it's near impossible to confirm anything in this story.

Was Otto Warmbier even real? Was he just a crisis actor? Was this a false flag?

poo poo I bet when they unplugged him and walked out of the room, leaving him alone, he calmly got up and walked out, his vegetative limp mysteriously gone, lit up a cigarette before a car came to pick him up and fly him back to glorious Mother North Korea. :tinfoil:

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:59

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Cymoril posted:

Do we know what actually happened to him?

No and we probably never will. Doctors ruled out trauma (no evidence in tests) but there are other forms of mistreatment that could cut off oxygen that wouldn't leave evidence. Or it could have been a natural cardiac arrest/asphyxiation situation.

Whatever happened that lead to his brain not getting enough oxygen, nk waited too long to resuscitate him and that's what liquefied his brain.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 23:00

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

he died!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 23:05

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Tumble posted:

huh. i guess it was north koreas superior medical technology that was keeping him alive this whole time. i mean as soon as he gets back to imperialist United States he just ups and dies.

really makes ya think

Glorious juche medicine triumphs over the West just as Kim Jung Un will

# ? Jun 19, 2017 23:05

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