Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I have posted to C-SPAM from an operating room more than once

Ed Balls was on the table

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i can't smoke weed because it gives me mad anxiety
wish it didn't, because smokin weed used to rule in high school

but boy, can i drink

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Vox Nihili posted:

ha ha ha ha

but also

lets get a ban here, mods, do ur job

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/876922958098444288

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

armpit hairs and legbeards 4 tarump!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Powered Descent posted:

I'm actually at my own bar mitzvah right now

The priest guy is saying something in that weird language and I think I'm supposed to say something back, help me cspam, what do I say

trump

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Zyla posted:

lol to all of you that got that weed lung

I've turned my lung into a portable vape :feelsgood:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Man, on of my cats is a real jerk. He loves leaving his poo poo uncovered in the litterbox and stinking up the place.

So I have to go over to box, get the scooper and then flip litter over it.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

JosefStalinator posted:

im literally a teetotaller like our idiot president this is my reality lol

lol that sounds like hell

i just smoke weed everday it owns

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



TwoStepBoog posted:

i can't smoke weed because it gives me mad anxiety
wish it didn't, because smokin weed used to rule in high school

but boy, can i drink

Try an Indica, not as much anxiety

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

settles in w/a nice glass of milk, making sure al! is on ignore, then putting on the bee movie trailer playlist that infinitely repeats so i can yell YEAH at the screen every time barry b benson, the bee, asks if i like jazz

if u dont like jazz i just cant even

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Man, on of my cats is a real jerk. He loves leaving his poo poo uncovered in the litterbox and stinking up the place.

So I have to go over to box, get the scooper and then flip litter over it.

this is basically what everyone that gets sixers is doing here

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


it worked, everyone cheered

thank you

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

A Handed Missus posted:

:same: (except im also trump)


timb and TROMP are fully synchronized arm crossas :stare:



which one is daddy mac and which one is mac daddy

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

make posting great again

gently caress that

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

i dont know what this means

https://vimeo.com/11040425

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

whoa i thought terrorists were cool well adjusted dudes

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

TMMadman posted:

Man, on of my cats is a real jerk. He loves leaving his poo poo uncovered in the litterbox and stinking up the place.

So I have to go over to box, get the scooper and then flip litter over it.

I got one of those but she's not being an rear end in a top hat, she's just really, really dumb

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Powered Descent posted:

it worked, everyone cheered

thank you

you're a man now, a maga man

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

this is basically what everyone that gets sixers is doing here

So who's flipping the litter over the uncovered shits?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

Man, on of my cats is a real jerk. He loves leaving his poo poo uncovered in the litterbox and stinking up the place.

So I have to go over to box, get the scooper and then flip litter over it.

make the cat poo poo in the toilet

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
terror "suspect"

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
:420: and saga all day today. i need more saga. i ran out of saga.

navyjack posted:

Try an Indica, not as much anxiety

works wonders for me.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
snorting a dram of gin

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
lol if you arent a trust masochist who soberly accepts that lol nothing matters

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Powered Descent posted:

I'm actually at my own bar mitzvah right now

The priest guy is saying something in that weird language and I think I'm supposed to say something back, help me cspam, what do I say

just repeat the intro to the circle of life song a whole bunch

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

JosefStalinator posted:

lol if you arent a trust masochist who soberly accepts that lol nothing matters

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/StateDept/status/876937232065736706

well it sort of makes sense since the guy that should be held accountable just died

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

make the cat poo poo in the toilet

I can't do that because this particular cat is completely fascinated by water. If I leave the toilet seat up, he will literally jump into the toilet to play with and drink the water.

I've caught him ankle deep in the toilet before.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Powered Descent posted:

I'm actually at my own bar mitzvah right now

The priest guy is saying something in that weird language and I think I'm supposed to say something back, help me cspam, what do I say

when do they cut yer dick off

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

dont doxx me

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


JosefStalinator posted:

lol if you arent a trust masochist who soberly accepts that lol nothing matters

:hai:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Dredd is a real good movie god drat

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

navyjack posted:

Try an Indica, not as much anxiety

i'll give it a try next time

thanks

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

JosefStalinator posted:

lol if you arent a trust masochist who soberly accepts that lol nothing matters

:wrong:

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


loving ripoff.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/StateDept/status/876937232065736706

well it sort of makes sense since the guy that should be held accountable just died

Imagine if this dumb piece of poo poo's death is the reason something even more retarded happens.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Robert Plant posted:

Dredd is a real good movie god drat

fuckin owns

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/StateDept/status/876937232065736706

well it sort of makes sense since the guy that should be held accountable just died

me reading the news story:

wow that's horrible

loving north korea man

wait, stole a sign for his church...

was going to be an investment banker...

oh ok this is the good kind of communism

  • Locked thread