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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



GobiasIndustries posted:

gosh i chose to get cancer as a 3 year old and now can't get health care because its a preexisting condition, but lol we all make stupid choices when we're young right???

if you wanted to get cancer you should've been born rich dummy

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Nichael posted:

i'm still delighted/mortified that there's been six other bill mitchells over the past few centuries. were they all as dumb as their modern day progeny?

they managed to survive this long, somehow

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mr. Sharps posted:


free to a good home

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


skaboomizzy posted:

they managed to survive this long, somehow

#7 has no kids of his own so it appears the line will perish. i fear for our future generations who will be thrust into a bill mitchell-less world

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Nichael posted:

#7 has no kids of his own so it appears the line will perish. i fear for our future generations who will be thrust into a bill mitchell-less world

the bill mitchells of the future are in our hearts

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Nichael posted:

#7 has no kids of his own so it appears the line will perish. i fear for our future generations who will be thrust into a bill mitchell-less world

lol nobody told him piss doesn't make babies

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


i heard that if jon ossof promised to give everyone a hundred dollars if he won the election

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

slouch posted:

i heard that if jon ossof promised to give everyone a hundred dollars if he won the election

hot dang gonna fly down there and illegally vote

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



slouch posted:

i heard that if jon ossof promised to give everyone a hundred dollars if he won the election

is this on top of the standard soros check?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SpaceGoku posted:

hot dang gonna fly down there and illegally vote

George Soros has nabbed another one

e; beaten, but i was drunk and i deserve the embarrassment

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shear Modulus posted:

is this on top of the standard soros check?

of course, soros has very strict limits on direct payouts.

soros is def. funding the folks giving out the ossoff checks tho.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012



the comments on this one make me genuinely sad. it's just the crab bucket mentality and callousness all the way down.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i cant even imagine how dumb you must be to take bill mitchell seriously

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
CROSSPOSTING IN CASE BALOOGAN HASNT SEEN



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824318&pagenumber=1#post473574140

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Shear Modulus posted:

i cant even imagine how dumb you must be to take bill mitchell seriously

at least as dumb as bill mitchell

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
The Soros conspiracy operates from the top down. you get a check from the national 'Soros for Satan' fund, then a check at your state level and if you're really effective there are Soros funds at the municipal level you can tap into, also.

*democrats win literally no elections*

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



to think bill mitchell started such a eminent radio show even after his successful chain of lovely barbecue restaurants what a business genius

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shear Modulus posted:

i cant even imagine how dumb you must be to take bill mitchell seriously

what are your thoughts on condoms that only cover the tip of the penis?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nichael posted:

i'm still delighted/mortified that there's been six other bill mitchells over the past few centuries. were they all as dumb as their modern day progeny?

lol if you don't think there's 450 at any given moment

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DrManiac posted:

the comments on this one make me genuinely sad. it's just the crab bucket mentality and callousness all the way down.

still trying to figure this one out:

https://twitter.com/Markita1975/status/876989875752448002

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i want a soros check

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



let me translate that for you "I am dumb."

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

I don't want to die because I have no health care.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the sweet release

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i want a condom that makes my cum fly into another dimension, take that bitchell

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

NecroMonster posted:

I don't want to die because I have no health care.

tough poo poo, you poor

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Origami Dali posted:

i want a condom that makes my cum fly into another dimension, take that bitchell

I'll take your jizz to another dimension

I'll take your jizz to another dimension

I'll take your jizz to another dimension


Pay close attention

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




new health care plan is looking solid, may have underestimated this trump guy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Nichael posted:

let me translate that for you "I am dumb."

https://twitter.com/Pamela_Moore13/status/876637343033307136

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/877010379645366272

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
they look like cartoons

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Lol dumbasses who get their rocks off to dumb signs like this invariably end up getting their asses rescued by FEMA

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Power Causes Brain Damage

quote:

The historian Henry Adams was being metaphorical, not medical, when he described power as “a sort of tumor that ends by killing the victim’s sympathies.” But that’s not far from where Dacher Keltner, a psychology professor at UC Berkeley, ended up after years of lab and field experiments. Subjects under the influence of power, he found in studies spanning two decades, acted as if they had suffered a traumatic brain injury—becoming more impulsive, less risk-aware, and, crucially, less adept at seeing things from other people’s point of view.

this article is a hoot~

i was reading up on something else and i ended up here so here u go

quote:

The fact that people tend to mimic the expressions and body language of their superiors can aggravate this problem: Subordinates provide few reliable cues to the powerful. But more important, Keltner says, is the fact that the powerful stop mimicking others. Laughing when others laugh or tensing when others tense does more than ingratiate. It helps trigger the same feelings those others are experiencing and provides a window into where they are coming from. Powerful people “stop simulating the experience of others,” Keltner says, which leads to what he calls an “empathy deficit.”

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




is normal inglisky, da?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

tough poo poo, you poor

I'm really not joking.

I know most of you aren't actually in any direct danger as a result of republican policies, but i'm poor and unable to work, much less leave my home regularly. My extended family is also poor.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lastgirl posted:

Power Causes Brain Damage


this article is a hoot~

i was reading up on something else and i ended up here so here u go

p sure trump had brain damage from birth

his parents sent his smoothbrains rear end to a military cosplay school

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
power infact makes you smoothbrained - the atlantic

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Lastgirl posted:

Power Causes Brain Damage


this article is a hoot~

i was reading up on something else and i ended up here so here u go

our rulers are psychopaths, quelle surprise

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