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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm Lenny in the second panel.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Has Pete considered hitting any enemies with bricks?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Using such unnecessarily overwhelming force against mere mortals is hardly heroic. Spidey might be a lazy dipshit, but the man has SOME morals.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

"Okay, we just did this. I'll tear a hole in his head, then you crawl inside and shut it down from within!"



:stonk:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Great idea! Like fighting fire with fire, we'll beat him to death with his own armour!"

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



"what if I glue myself to his back, wait for him to fall on me, then rip his head off?"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
"tear off a little bit of his armor? you mean make a hole so you can crawl inside its head and shut it down?"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"I've tried jumping directly at him and now I'm out of ideas. Lenny is unstoppable."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Take Lenny's helmet off, its how he breathes.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Forget it. Lenny's got all the aces.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Just find Tyrannus and hold him in front of Lenny so he stops attacking for 2 seconds.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"anti-armadillo defense"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Otherkinsey Scale posted:

"anti-armadillo defense"

The lesser known branch of the U.S. army.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


If only Spider-Man had a way to grab onto one of the scales from a distance and easily pull it off.

Oh well, better dry hump it and try to tear one off with his hands. :shrug:

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Spiderman is absolutely perplexed at the idea that you should try to remove armour instead of just wailing at it ineffectively.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"Lenny! I know you only obey Tyrannus because you must! I'll not fight you!



I'll def tell my companion to tear a loving chunk out of your skin though"

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Lenny! I know you only obey Tyrannus because you must! I'll not fight you!



I'll def tell my companion to tear a loving chunk out of your skin though"

Mole Man knows that if he was to unleash his full power upon Lenny there'll be nothing left. This is more humane.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



How many arms is Lenny even supposed to have?!

Also, it's probably good I don't really read any comics except this one these days. I just want to believe the entire 616 is hapless yet still charming dopes.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
This is Marvel. The Newspaperverse is 77013. I think a ramification of Master Weaver isolating it after Morlun couldn't deal with its ridiculousity might have excluded it from the whole multiverse crash thing.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Did they actually post those Spider-verse strips in newspapers at some point or were they just in one of the SV side books?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

SilverSupernova posted:

Did they actually post those Spider-verse strips in newspapers at some point or were they just in one of the SV side books?

It was just in a side book.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



:stare:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


What could possibly be his plan here.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I've heard there used to be a BSS poster who wanted Spider-Man to use this tactic on villains more often.

...The skin-ripping one, not the tossing it in crevices bit.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
did he just rip a drat arm off

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Kwyndig posted:

What could possibly be his plan here.

Lenny is all 'Argh give me back my skin!' and jumps down the crevice?

Or the smell of blood lures an even bigger monster out to eat Lenny? (then what do you do with a bigger monster?)

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
This would be a symbiote saga thing in any other Spider-man medium :stare:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The expression on Lenny's face in the last panel is a thing of beauty.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Kwyndig posted:

What could possibly be his plan here.

It's similar to rocket and his love of artificial limbs

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Kwyndig posted:

What could possibly be his plan here.

"Now that you've infuriated Lenny beyond all rational measure, he'll stop at nothing to tear you limb from limb! Thus giving me the time I need to slowly beat him to death with my walking stick."

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

quite stretched out posted:

did he just rip a drat arm off
It looks like it's all the skin from his back or something, Jesus Christ

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


"Spider-Man, rip off some of the monster's skin, quickly"

"What now, Mole Man?"

"Uh, I mean dude you just ripped off most of its skin he's fuckin dead lol"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Between Lenny's face and TEARING HIS SKIN OFF I was too distracted to notice what the hell Spidey's doing in panel 3. What is that even?

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Pete, if you can just walk up and rip Lenny's armor off, I'm pretty sure that means you are strong and fast/agile enough to beat him up.

If you put in any effort at all and didn't just try to tackle him, anyway.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

Between Lenny's face and TEARING HIS SKIN OFF I was too distracted to notice what the hell Spidey's doing in panel 3. What is that even?

Self propelled flight. That's one of Peter's powers, right?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Mole Man, giggling, filming with his cell phone: Now pee in the crevice! This will definitely help stop "Tyrannus".

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


My inner snickering teenager is seeing some photoshop potential in panel 2.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

His son has taught him well

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graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



graham cracker posted:

Oh well, better dry hump it and try to tear one off with his hands. :shrug:

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