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Crobbler Benz: Mar 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Sweet Indian Uncles seems gone

# ? Jun 17, 2017 05:33

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:30

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:10

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

i'm gonna find you, and i'm gonna poo poo in your street

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:14

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i want to gently caress she

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:17

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:33

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

beach pizz

# ? Jun 17, 2017 09:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Palpek posted:

To play Confused Indian Facebook Man's Advocate, I imagine it must be very frustrating if your best/only source of jackoff material is also covered with obnoxious meme text

# ? Jun 17, 2017 11:15

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Antivehicular posted:

To play Confused Indian Facebook Man's Advocate, I imagine it must be very frustrating if your best/only source of jackoff material is also covered with obnoxious meme text

It's true it must be extremely frustrating not being able to find this pic:

# ? Jun 17, 2017 11:31

Cum Galleon: Oct 16, 2004; Your shipment has arrived.

Snatch Duster posted:

Shrikant easily sidesteps whiteknight Alexander's attacks, his powerful rod fully waked and wanting those milks (only if she comes to Mumbai).

# ? Jun 17, 2017 11:51

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Hummmwwaa

# ? Jun 17, 2017 14:54

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

That was some grade A white knight deflection.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 15:10

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Shrikant fights hatred with overtures of friendship.

May we all be more like Shrikant.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 15:18

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 37 hours!

f I send u frnd request than what you do, tough guy < :mad:

# ? Jun 17, 2017 15:27

wit: Jul 26, 2011

Have at you good sir, I shall smite thee villainous wretch, and methinks upon thine vanquishment, m'lady shall be beholden to me, and perchance this dusky maiden bitch will offer this knight fair a vintage milky bob upon which to sup.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 17:16

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 37 hours!

wit posted:

Have at you good sir, I shall smite thee villainous wretch, and methinks upon thine vanquishment, m'lady shall be beholden to me, and perchance this dusky maiden bitch will offer this knight fair a vintage milky bob upon which to sup.

Keep your mouth shut beach

# ? Jun 17, 2017 17:30

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

AndyElusive posted:

Hummmwwaa

Hyyyyyy yyyyyyy hyyyy Uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuhhh

# ? Jun 17, 2017 17:48

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

where the bhabhis at?

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:28

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

I'm experiencing a tough challenge where the bar for good bhabi has been set so high regular milky fac just isn't good enough.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:36

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

reignofevil posted:

Sometimes confused Indian men come at ya fast.

i got the maths class bhabi

# ? Jun 18, 2017 01:00

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

The rear end Queen has arrived.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 04:46

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

It must be kind of rad to have low standards for hotness

Hold on, going to ask my wife

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:26

Nazzadan: Jun 22, 2016

So I found that "choot" is slang for pussy and decided to urban dictionary it, and apparently a bunch of creepy Indian dudes are submitting the definition of choot to UD with really creepy examples.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Choot

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:32

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Parachoot

And all this time i thought it was ch like chicken instead of choot=shoot

And urban dict has browser hijacking ads for mobile

# ? Jun 18, 2017 05:39

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

quote:

Iski choot leni hai : I want to fuk her

Choot maar donga : I'll fuk you

Choot mein lund daal do : Insert your Penis in the vagina in front of you

quote:

Pusssssssssy n Pusssyyy

# ? Jun 18, 2017 06:12

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Nazzadan posted:

So I found that "choot" is slang for pussy and decided to urban dictionary it, and apparently a bunch of creepy Indian dudes are submitting the definition of choot to UD with really creepy examples.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Choot

holy gently caress

quote:

choot

a female sex organ which is neither tight enough to be called bur or phuddi but still tighter than bhosdi, phudda or bhosda.it could be a married lady's also provided it is not loose

jijaji to is taak mein hote hain ke mere husband tour par jayen to ghar aa jayen.aur to koyi baat nahin bus choot maarne ki zid karte hain

by sandhya October 13, 2004

# ? Jun 18, 2017 06:59

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

holy gently caress

quote:

2004

huh. so Indians have been like this for like a while, I guess?

# ? Jun 18, 2017 07:26

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

is the butthole the poop choot

# ? Jun 18, 2017 07:32

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Confused Indian Facebook Porn: pennies pump faq poop choot

# ? Jun 18, 2017 07:55

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

It's the rapetrain, choot choot

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Jun 18, 2017

# ? Jun 18, 2017 09:02

Gargamel Gibson: Apr 24, 2014

My bhabhi fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 13:09

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Jun 18, 2017 15:49

Hammurabi: Nov 4, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:41

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Hammurabi posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

Less Hummmwwaa and more Funnnwwaa.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:46

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Hammurabi posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

yeah but what does it mean

# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:49

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Hammurabi posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

r u lesbo?
pls send navel pic for shag myself thank u

# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:51

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Hammurabi posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

what the gently caress are you talking about, this picture owns

# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:09

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

I think hes talking about the cheezburger captions, rather than the bill board itself.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:29

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 20, 2017 08:13

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

We need a bhabi universe cummies edit

# ? Jun 20, 2017 08:24

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:30

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

Hammurabi posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

i give u the math class bhabi

# ? Jun 20, 2017 09:28

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