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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Karen Handel gonna lose today

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curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Mayor Dave posted:

lies, robby mook definitely tried to get neural nets and non-parametric statistics into their ada lovelace algorithm or whatever the poo poo they called it

you see a lot of "they ran 50,000 simulations" or some poo poo like that

so:

1. not neural net
2. prolly bayes net
3. parametric? maybe

there's nonparametric, parametric graphical model poo poo

i've never actually heard of this poo poo before, but I highly suspect it's a bigass mcmc on an amenable bayes net or other graphical model

definitely in baloog territory

most famous application of bayes net: microsoft word clippy

second most famous: microsoft automatic error wizard

lol

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Karen Handel will win. I'm sorry.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Karen Handel will win by 4 points.

I base this on lmao its 2017 and its the united states and lmao its georgia.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

curufinor posted:

hmm, I bet all the heaviside function poo poo will be differentiable if we shove it into sigmoid poo poo, on the general neural net principle of "lol nothing matters"

interesting to see someone print a non-diffable neural net, post-2006 salakhutdinov and all that poo poo, nobody would loving dare

hmm, stupid little experiment dealie sez: NOTHING MAAAAATERS LOL yah that'll work

chainer it is

tensorflow: good for 10,000 man companies, gently caress you if you want to do weird poo poo

Lol trying to differentiate a heaviside function. You are bad

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Thatim posted:

Slow cooking is the laziest way of cooking

I'm going to put some venison steak in the slow cooker with some homemade french onion soup and mushroom soup and let it cook for about two days. lazy never tasted so good.

Serf
May 5, 2011


FactsAreUseless posted:

Karen Handel will win. I'm sorry.

neither result is great, so i'm going with the one that will cause the most damage in the long run

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


euphronius posted:

you receive MAGA hat

+2 against minorities

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Thatim posted:

Lol trying to differentiate a heaviside function. You are bad

yes, that is the story of neural net people

"heaviside function? BAM IT'S A SIGMOID GOOD ENUFF"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rear end cobra posted:

Karen Handel will win by 4 points.

I base this on lmao its 2017 and its the united states and lmao its georgia.

it's this

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

bernie is going to win ga-6

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



might even be as high as six points tbh

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

curufinor posted:

you see a lot of "they ran 50,000 simulations" or some poo poo like that

so:

1. not neural net
2. prolly bayes net
3. parametric? maybe

there's nonparametric, parametric graphical model poo poo

i've never actually heard of this poo poo before, but I highly suspect it's a bigass mcmc on an amenable bayes net or other graphical model

definitely in baloog territory

most famous application of bayes net: microsoft word clippy

second most famous: microsoft automatic error wizard

lol

*nods sagely*

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

jarofpiss posted:

i'm pro secession because if the usa broke into little feudal kingdoms we could go traveling between them and do quests like getting rid of a group of bandits outside a small town

governance under lord humumgus will turn out to be a remarkable improvement over current conditions

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lord of Pie posted:

I know a guy that was driving one of the big tractors and ran over a downed power line that was running across the field. It cooked off both of his legs and one arm and whoops the farmer he worked for suddenly filed bankruptcy. The farmer's and power company's insurance kept him in legal limbo forever and he couldn't get disability until the court stuff was over with

this is the future conservatives want

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
To the tune of Eric the Half a Bee

A B C D E F G

Horse and the V-P

La dee dee, 1-2-3

Horse and the V-P

This beautiful horse and me
Made me feel so young and free

Some freak from a menagerie
Yes! Horse and the V-P

I know him semi-carnally
(Horse hosed the VP)

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Serf posted:

neither result is great, so i'm going with the one that will cause the most damage in the long run

lmao

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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i feel like anyone who calls slow cooking lazy doesn't really 'get' cooking

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Annual Prophet posted:

governance under lord humumgus will turn out to be a remarkable improvement over current conditions

the utopian pipedream that is mad max is closer than we think

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I'm going to put some venison steak in the slow cooker with some homemade french onion soup and mushroom soup and let it cook for about two days. lazy never tasted so good.

That does sound great.


I never said slow cooking wasnt tasty. Its just lazy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
when do exits come out?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Neural net more like neural fet

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
alright, I found some rando's thesis who thanks the hilldawg analytics guy in the thanks bit, and they seem to be super affiliated

uhh it's a 2013 thesis so it's like, "rah rah obama"

title of thesis: "Validating Causal Estimates in Experimental and Observational Designs"

I'ma bet causal model now, prolly explicitly causal

that poo poo can be turned into neural net and back, but this is a very arcane knowledge

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/877140768753819648

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


needs slit pupils and / or chameleon eyes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


TRUMP

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan posted:

when do exits come out?

no one leaves the trump adminstration once they enter

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

i think i'd rather do a bourbon than a scotch

*extremely paul simon voice*
i'd rather do a bourbon than a scotch
just you watch
no no scotch
just you watch

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ah the feared Udolf Hillet bust

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
there are way too many loving hypothesis tests in this loving thesis for this to be someone who actually has an AI background

the depressing way to look at that: lol AI kids don't know hypothesis tests
the less depressing way: lol hypothesis tests all loving designed for n=50 lol gently caress you if n=5 * 10^9

KS statistic, forex, is basically completely gently caress you if n = 5 * 10^9

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Annual Prophet posted:

needs slit pupils and / or chameleon eyes

But no guns. That gets this thread locked

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
ben horne singing about today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu7sRdRrm_w

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/876972646193352708

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Baloogan posted:

when do exits come out?

exits always come out otherwise they're not an exit

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lmao his face

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Serf posted:

people are fickle, and trump backlash is prolly real and will result in a bunch of milktoast dems like ossoff scooting into office where they can do poo poo like "oppose govt waste" lol

I don't give a gently caress what he thinks as long as he votes the way Nancy Pelosi tells him to vote.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

i didn't know batboy had a forked tongue

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
l m a o

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