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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

speaker fat so what

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galenanorth
May 19, 2016



"My new rescue Otway. My arms are covered in scratches but I am still in love."

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

euphronius posted:

Hillary peed in the ocean in 1974 and now we all contain Hillary

Our every breath probably contains a carbon atom that she's farted.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zegermans posted:

Weird how Grand Stand Rand isn't running around the Senate half of the Capitol with a copying machine.

why would he go to they grand strand? myrtle beach sux

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Leftovers got weird in the 3rd season

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Third World Reggin posted:

yah they may do that if really thin, or touching metal, did you stack potatoes everywhere

ton of cauliflower but the tips had too much contact with the ceramic i guess, the liquid cooked off pretty fast this time

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

galenanorth posted:



"My new rescue Otway. My arms are covered in scratches but I am still in love."

your posting gives me hives :/

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

i imagine tight booty shorts only relates to things by their proximity to clinton at this point. at the grocery store he carefully looks over several varieties of soup, checking the labels to make sure none of them contain hilary clinton

If i don't get 50% of the bougie libtards to hate her then she's gonna run again :ssh:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

good he updated his twitter av so he doesnt look like a shadowrun portrait anymore

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

zegermans posted:

Our every breath probably contains a carbon atom that she's farted.

I'm concerned that this turns me on

I need to think about this for a bit

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i just remembered that phoenix is going to die today

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

triple sulk posted:

i just remembered that phoenix is going to die today

It'll come back tho

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

i just remembered that phoenix is going to die today

p. ironic considering the name

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Naerasa posted:

Silicon Valley industry disruption idea: An app that lets people put bounties on questions for the press secretary that members of the press can claim. Only a foolish reporter wouldn't take a sick payout to ask Sean Spicer how many points he's allowed on Weight Watchers.

would

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

If i don't get 50% of the bougie libtards to hate her then she's gonna run again :ssh:
You're going to make 50 percent of yourself hate her?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Al! posted:

i imagine tight booty shorts only relates to things by their proximity to clinton at this point. at the grocery store he carefully looks over several varieties of soup, checking the labels to make sure none of them contain hilary clinton

Hillary loving Clinton Syrup

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Pokémon go to the polls today for ga-06

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i can actually buy that this is the sole reason why

Serf
May 5, 2011


until clinton initiates order 66 and shoots all the progressives in the back and forces bernie to retreat deep into the bayou, i don't think we should really be worried about what she's up to

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

triple sulk posted:

i just remembered that phoenix is going to die today

This isn't October 31, 1993

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Augus posted:

Hold my beer piss

Just say Coors

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

FactsAreUseless posted:

You're going to make 50 percent of yourself hate her?

Dang you got me

I do live in a coastal city :negative:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Serf posted:

until clinton initiates order 66 and shoots all the progressives in the back and forces bernie to retreat deep into the bayou, i don't think we should really be worried about what she's up to

Look at this post from 2014

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
jokes on you fuckers, the fda has determined that any food product doesnt have to tell consumers if there is less than
.02% hillary in any product

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

You might be a 90's kid if you have no idea who Max Headroom is.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Someone put this dumbass back in a milk crate on the front of a bike

Serf
May 5, 2011


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Look at this post from 2014

lmao

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Al! posted:

jokes on you fuckers, the fda has determined that any food product doesnt have to tell consumers if there is less than
.02% hillary in any product

This but rat feces.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

well isnt that special

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Serf posted:

until clinton initiates order 66 and shoots all the progressives in the back and forces bernie to retreat deep into the bayou, i don't think we should really be worried about what she's up to

I thought politics Order 66 is when every congressional candidate says the triggerword "single payer" and it causes everyone to see the light of progressivism and ushers in a millennium of socialist heaven

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Serf posted:

until clinton initiates order 66 and shoots all the progressives in the back and forces bernie to retreat deep into the bayou, i don't think we should really be worried about what she's up to

Tbf the giant loving dweeb version of this is "put someone on a meaningless subcommittee and delete any email they send you without opening it" which is already happening

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

You might be a 90's kid if you have no idea who Max Headroom is.

come on didnt he open for teh art of noise

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Zegermans do you ever do your microscopic flake job on anything climbing related?

Like carabiners or quickdraws?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Al! posted:

jokes on you fuckers, the fda has determined that any food product doesnt have to tell consumers if there is less than
.02% hillary in any product

https://twitter.com/dril/status/757914951868485632?lang=en

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Zegermans do you ever do your microscopic flake job on anything climbing related?

nope just eyesockets.

Right now I've got a volvo headlight that had a really hazy residue build up on the high beam lens.

It's basically just sodium sulfate and chloride. I don't know why anyone would pay $800 to figure this out.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/TrumpsTies/status/877165745796509697

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Sometimes a Hillary Clinton falls into the peanut butter. It's unavoidable

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Elephanthead posted:

This but rat feces.

theres a difference?????

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