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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

eat a brain

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Today I get to see my grandma in hospice care for probably the last time ever, and also one of my wisdom teeth did that thing where they break and constantly scratch the back of your tongue whenever it moves. Hoo ray.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

thrawn527 posted:

Be still my beating heart! I knew you wouldn't leave us without at least saying goodbye yelling at us one more time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

That DICK! posted:

eat a brain

the izombie thread is over in tviv

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Serf posted:

hard but not impossible

young white kids out here with no prospects are desperate for something to believe in. i'm tryin to guide them to the left while you have nazi fucks pulling them to the right

hopefully your good work succeeds but seriously though, when I see neckbeards sargon of akkad or the other alt-right people on youtube, I KNOW in my heart that they are the nucleus of the next generation of bullshit conservative social issues centered on the white male as an oppressed racial minority

I know this sounds far out, but one day this poo poo will be almost as important as guns or gay marriage, with the same political impact

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

pick urself ip by the bootstraps n kick ur own rear end

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Karl Barks posted:

i will gently caress each and everyone of you. vote for me

*gets on knees to suck ur dick*

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
TRUMP¡!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

i leave it on their doorsteps, in flaming bags

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

there was a report that spiceman is doing the briefing today.




*consults the scrying pool of liberal and republican tears*

:magical:

enjoy this gum because the flavor aint going to last :rip: Spicey

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Turdfuzz posted:

pick urself ip by the bootstraps n kick ur own rear end

bootstraps, more like poopstraps

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

Yinlock posted:

I wonder how many more suffered in silence because that system convinced them there was nothing they could do, or provided an easy excuse.

Haha yeah dude it's all because people just didn't use the grand machinery of the republic you figured it out!! All this time we just had to take personal responsibility you are a genius.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Karl Barks posted:

almost like the two party system was designed to prevent left wing voices from being heard

the constitution is the original american carepost

Serf
May 5, 2011


Typo posted:

hopefully your good work succeeds but seriously though, when I see neckbeards sargon of akkad or the other alt-right people on youtube, I KNOW in my heart that they are the nucleus of the next generation of bullshit conservative social issues centered on the white male as an oppressed racial minority

I know this sounds far out, but one day this poo poo will be almost as important as guns or gay marriage, with the same political impact

nah ur absolutely right. which is why we gotta get started on opposing the bullshit early and come out against it often. if i can go from being a shithead ancap to a socialist, i gotta believe other white kids from the holler can do the same

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

solid Spicy has become.... Old Spicy

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump ran a populist campaign aimed at white people lol

he got like 5 black people to vote for him.

good luck suck zone

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Iron Crowned posted:

bootstraps, more like poopstraps

dear god the answer was right there in front of our face the whole time

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Serf
May 5, 2011


euphronius posted:

trump ran a populist campaign aimed at white people lol

he got like 5 black people to vote for him.

good luck suck zone

so run the campaign aimed at the poor (99%) instead lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Today I get to see my grandma in hospice care for probably the last time ever, and also one of my wisdom teeth did that thing where they break and constantly scratch the back of your tongue whenever it moves. Hoo ray.

:sympathy:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I've got an idea. What if we have a white prez and a black prez like homecoming king and queen in Alabama?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

trump ran a populist campaign aimed at white people lol

he got like 5 black people to vote for him.

good luck suck zone

And yet more of my Latino people and black people voted for him than Romney

Wow idk what to make of this fact

Idk centrism owns Pokémon go to the polls guys

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
What are people arguing about? Is Georgia done already?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

dear god the answer was right there in front of our face the whole time

well when u have no choice, sometimes u just have to poopsockstrap it

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
kinda hosed up that it took a tropical storm rolling in to louisiana to get them to finally appoint the head of fema

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
when the us goes through balkanization is the pnw going to be cascadia or a client state of california?

i ask bc i dont want to give u assholes our water

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

trump thread feels like the suck zone today

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Yinlock posted:

for the record i'm actually on your side re: leftist candidates and how dems need to stop trying to move rightward like loving idiots

i just hold no illusions about R voters shifting allegiances

ya you aren't getting the lost cause olds. you have to get the younnnng like my man cORByn

you can defeat fygm when the majority are the have nots

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hello everyone! I hope you're having a good day

I get to see Lorde in Philly next year, and Foo Fighters announced an album and tour, and I'm excited about all of it :unsmith:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Zeroisanumber posted:

What are people arguing about? Is Georgia done already?

i'm still holdin out hope

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Today I get to see my grandma in hospice care for probably the last time ever, and also one of my wisdom teeth did that thing where they break and constantly scratch the back of your tongue whenever it moves. Hoo ray.

It sucks seeing your parents lose their parents.
:(

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Zeroisanumber posted:

What are people arguing about? Is Georgia done already?

Early ballots are not looking good.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Serf posted:

nah ur absolutely right. which is why we gotta get started on opposing the bullshit early and come out against it often. if i can go from being a shithead ancap to a socialist, i gotta believe other white kids from the holler can do the same

the right wing youtube media world is immense and disgusting. the left has nothing comparable in that realm and it's pretty concerning. gotta post or we'll be overwhelmed!!!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

Haha yeah dude it's all because people just didn't use the grand machinery of the republic you figured it out!! All this time we just had to take personal responsibility you are a genius.

the strawman slaiyer

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Serf posted:

so run the campaign aimed at the poor (99%) instead lol

good luck

I'd like to see your platform that unites poor whites and poor minorities

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SEAN SPICER: its been a honor and a privlege to speek to each an every one of u journmalsys these 12 years i have been pres sec otus but i must leave u now remember: i will be with u in every cust of wind, every blade of grass, and every time ur colonician tells u not to swallow gum. hrrrrnnnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

A LARGE PINK BUBBLE BURSTS THROUGH HIS PANTS AND CONTINUES EXPANDING
AS HE CONTINUES TO SPEAK HE FLOATS UP AND OUT OF FRAME

SEAN SPICER: make mine HUBBA BUBBBBBAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

It sucks seeing your parents lose their parents.
:(

Wait I mean death is certain welcome to death crue

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Zeroisanumber posted:

What are people arguing about? Is Georgia done already?

Cut vs uncut penises

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
i hope that in the series finale of Spicy! today the press is really polite to him and maybe gives him a standing ovation, because this is the government and media we deserve

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