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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So when are we getting gun camera footage of that shoot down? I mean that had to have been recorded right?

When and if it's declassified. I'm not sure it will be any time soon.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

If it was a gun kill we'll have to send regards to the pilot's family because he'll drown in pussy

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

MA-Horus posted:

If it was a gun kill we'll have to send regards to the pilot's family because he'll drown in pussy

Lol


Also gang attacks are on the rise in Alaska

https://twitter.com/nationalpost/status/876907966565425152

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

I'd be down with Mother Nature bending humans over and loving the life out of us.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Sci-Fi Channel has their next original movie plot.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MA-Horus posted:

If it was a gun kill we'll have to send regards to the pilot's family because he'll drown in pussy

https://youtu.be/uZAHk_YNFYg

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

In good news this paranoia story is making the rounds some more.

http://www.newschannel10.com/story/35618160/fidget-spinners-are-they-safe

Maybe the fidget spinner stupidity will finally end. Mom's are terrified of lead.

Flint spinner crisis.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

They wouldn't make buttplugs out of them if they weren't safe!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Time to start culling commercial fishermen.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


CommieGIR posted:

Rex Tillerson wants to work with Russia on Cybersecurity, I wonder why this might be laughably stupid considering recent events.

http://www.newsweek.com/russia-us-cyber-security-tillerson-627379

I guess we'll know how deep in the poo poo we are if, in a few weeks, we start hearing more earnest talk about "making data available for law enforcement" or about the government rolling their own crypto poo poo like Russia did for government agencies a year or so ago.

the real problem with that is that the password for the backdoor will likely be a passphrase, as they're more secure, you see, so adversaries will just guess "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for wh!te ch1ldren" and probably be right

e: loving lol, our idiot hell fucker publications just can't ever get away from the "horse race" narrative can they? the article refers to Russia as a "superpower" which is demonstrably false with even charitable definitions of that word, but boy howdy is the article a more interesting read if the Iron Curtain is threatening to split the west in half again. gently caress

Johnny Five-Jaces fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jun 20, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Current event: Phoenix is so hot that smaller airplanes can't take off because the air is too thin at that temperature.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40339730

Relatedly: Cetero censeo Phoenicinem esse delendam

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
i got a dog



thats a current event

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
That couch gunna get ruined. Buy a new couch thats not white.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

ded posted:

That couch gunna get ruined. Buy a new couch thats not white.

*sigh* i know it was really expensive and designer and my gf likes white modern bullshit.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Waroduce posted:

*sigh* i know it was really expensive and designer and my gf likes white modern bullshit.

:sever:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

the pussy game is ridiculous

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Blind Rasputin posted:

In good news this paranoia story is making the rounds some more.

http://www.newschannel10.com/story/35618160/fidget-spinners-are-they-safe

Maybe the fidget spinner stupidity will finally end. Mom's are terrified of lead.

Flint spinner crisis.

Wouldn't you need to pulverize and eat the spinner for that to be a problem?

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Wouldn't you need to pulverize and eat the spinner for that to be a problem?

:ssh:

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Just wait until they learn about fidget spinner buttplugs.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Waroduce posted:

*sigh* i know it was really expensive and designer and my gf likes white modern bullshit.

At least put a cover over it!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Current event: Phoenix is so hot that smaller airplanes can't take off because the air is too thin at that temperature.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40339730

Relatedly: Cetero censeo Phoenicinem esse delendam

CRJs are garbage, yes.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


hobbesmaster posted:

CRJs are garbage, yes.

I've got a connecting flight on a CRJ-700 Saturday morning to Seattle. Not looking forward to it.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Kazinsal posted:

I've got a connecting flight on a CRJ-700 Saturday morning to Seattle. Not looking forward to it.

I'll go spray some CFCs and try to help you out compadre

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Waroduce posted:

i got a dog



thats a current event

:3:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Uh

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/877234857562128384

https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/877236470846603264

great now we're doing this again

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jun 20, 2017

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

facialimpediment posted:

ICE says the guy that murdered the 17-year old Muslim woman in Virginia was from El Salvador and here illegally.

https://twitter.com/nwarikoo/status/877010926658039808

Road rage, supposedly. http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-found-dead-suspected-kidnapping-virginia-mosque/story?id=48127793


I know I'm late but boy don't a lot of you feel silly now

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Wouldn't you need to pulverize and eat the spinner for that to be a problem?

Germany has that base covered too: https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...083d_story.html

quote:

BERLIN — It sounds like a dream come true for teachers, coaches, parents or anyone else who has had to deal with distracted kids playing with this year’s must-have toy, the fidget spinner.

Frankfurt airport customs authorities said Friday they confiscated 35 metric tons (39 U.S. tons) of the tiny twirling gadgets in May alone and plan on crushing them out of existence.

They say they tested the toys, which came in multiple shipments from China, and found that bits could fall off and pose possible choking hazards for small children.

Customs spokeswoman Christine Strauss says they were also missing other required details, like legible instructions and information about which company produced the product.

Truly an enlightened nation.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Eight Afghan contractors that worked security at Bagram were killed when some Taliban gunmen lit up their car on their way to work.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Love this dudes comics

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

FastestGunAlive posted:

Love this dudes comics

F is For Family could learn a thing or two about subtlety from this guy

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CURRANT evenT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iRxeV767OM


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crazyivan45
Apr 30, 2008
Possible terrorist attack at train station in Brussels, subject 'neutralized'

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/20/europe/brussels-train-station-incident/index.html?adkey=bn

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
They just released the dashcam video from the Castile shooting. Not a joke link: https://youtu.be/z1ac7Zblqyk

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Let me guess. Somebody is way too jumpy to be a cop.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the gently caress would want that job anyway


all the mil amigos that went on to become LE


no habla.

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jun 20, 2017

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

The gently caress else is a grunt going to do when they get out

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dude knows he hosed up before he's even done shooting, surprised he didn't dome himself at the scene

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

The gently caress else is a grunt going to do when they get out

the honorable

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

SwampDonkey posted:

the honorable

the needful

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Mike-o posted:

the needful

the few

the proud

the MUHREENS

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well I guess you could just become a Sith Lord

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