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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

still it's best to be safe

and if you find yourself in north korea for gently caress's sake absolutely do not even look at anything with jong-un's face

for sure don't touch it

take only pictures and leave only footsteps

also don't take any pictures

and hell, watch where you're leaving those footsteps

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yinlock posted:

"for being white"

im guessing he was being racist as poo poo

That's what I'm thinking

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

i made an oath to eat an entire little caesars pepperoni pizza every day at lunch and by God i will keep it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

"GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY! U DONT BELONG HERE! WE ARE SUPERIOR!"

moments later: "HELP! IM BEING STABBED SOLELY BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF MY SKIN! WHITE LIVES MATTER!"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Thom and the Heads posted:

i love this because there's no reason for him to have his eyes closed

he's in a racism coma

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





*omar quote* its all in the game

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004


sky rockets in flight
assassination delight

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i wish i was fat enough to survive 9 stabbings

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

OatmealRaisin posted:

as far as affluenza-inflicted smoothbrain projects go poverty tourism isn't quite as bad as underage sex tourism

plenty'a americans have come and gone through nk without getting themselves lobotomized

there's poverty tourism, and then there's poverty tourism in the world's most infamous dictatorship (and try to steal from them for souvenirs lmao)

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

OatmealRaisin posted:

take only pictures and leave only footsteps

also don't take any pictures

and hell, watch where you're leaving those footsteps

oh my god don't loving take pictures

seriously you cannot take pictures of statues, jong-il got real mad about that

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Thom and the Heads posted:

i love this because there's no reason for him to have his eyes closed

he's on the fuzzy cloud of opiates

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Yinlock posted:

"for being white"

im guessing he was being racist as poo poo

Supposedly he was stabbed by two Armenian dudes... Many on the alt-right consider Armenians white/Aryan.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MikeScarcella/status/877236168731099138

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


[barrels into thread at high speed] Cuck Pooper

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

accepeted tourism activities in north korea:

- not looking at or touching anything
- MAYBE brief glances at a poster of dear leader, but only if you're saluting while crying in appreciation

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


how do you go through years of law school and decades of experience in law and look at the trump administration and go

"yes, I will attach myself to the sinking ship"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




i mean just watch the vice doc on youtube what more do ya need

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
yeah i don't really understand wanting to go to North Korea at all.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Thom and the Heads posted:

i love this because there's no reason for him to have his eyes closed

*puts glasses on*

*closes eyes for dramatic effect*

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

how do you go through years of law school and decades of experience in law and look at the trump administration and go

"yes, I will attach myself to the sinking ship"
inbred solidarity

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Menstrual Show posted:

sky rockets in flight
assassination delight

reported to the fbi

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Edgar Khodzhafaryan, 30, and Arsen Bekverdyan, 31, were exiting the parking structure and attempting to call for a parking attendant to help them operate the gate when the victim “made a comment to the suspects which led to an argument,” according to Rodriguez.

All three men exited their vehicles and a fist fight erupted. The suspects fled a short time later, and the victim realized he had been stabbed, Rodriguez said. The victim, whom Rodriguez would not identify, was transported to an area hospital in critical condition.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

comingafteryouall posted:

do you think other world leaders are able to interpret Trump's tweets on his own, or do they have trump tweet experts they turn to?

I just like to imagine that, every time Trump tweets, the lights flash red and sirens sound in every foreign intelligence agency in the world.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
like if you want to see a functional state dictatorship go to loving China or something. at least there the cops will just beat your kidneys till you piss blood then send your rear end on your merry way.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


http://www.climateactionprogramme.org/news/worlds-largest-coal-company-to-retire-37-mines-in-india

quote:

The largest coal mining company in the world, Coal India, has announced plans to decommission a total of 37 mines which are no longer economically viable in India.

Coal India, which accounts for over 80 per cent of the India’s coal production, produced an average of 1.42 tonnes of coal per day in June last year.

Earlier this month, the government-owned coal producer informed the Bombay Stock Exchange its intentions to close 37 mines in the country, on account of them no longer being financially viable.

According to Coal India, all 37 mines will be retired by March next year.

The mines make up approximately 9 per cent of the total number of mines operated by Coal India.

j

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b

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Edgar Khodzhafaryan, 30, and Arsen Bekverdyan, 31, were exiting the parking structure and attempting to call for a parking attendant to help them operate the gate when the victim “made a comment to the suspects which led to an argument,” according to Rodriguez.

All three men exited their vehicles and a fist fight erupted. The suspects fled a short time later, and the victim realized he had been stabbed, Rodriguez said. The victim, whom Rodriguez would not identify, was transported to an area hospital in critical condition.

"a comment"

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Montasque posted:


Imagine what his stance on Obamacare is...



uh, isn't that a white supremacist thing?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


im glad of it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SpiderHyphenMan posted:

AHCA gonna fizzle out but then war with North Korea happens.

i hope trump orders one if our pacific fleet carriers rechristened "uss the best deals"

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Yinlock posted:

still it's best to be safe

and if you find yourself in north korea for gently caress's sake absolutely do not even look at anything with jong-un's face

for sure don't touch it

I was in China about 13 years ago and we were being chaperoned around the tourist spots in Beijing by a couple of young chaps (awesome folk btw) but when we took a couple of jaunty perspective photos of Mao in T. Square (framed between finger and thumb that kind of thing) they were genuinely worried we'd put them on the internet.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




ya know when kevin costner got stabbed he just drank whiskey in the dark until his next assignment

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

my favorite alt-right owning is still the time richard spencer was running from a crowd of pissed-off people and managed to flag down a taxi, then got ditched when he saw the taxi was a native and couldn't resist being racist as hell

i think this actually repeated itself multiple times

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Yinlock posted:

"a comment"

"hey guys do you need some help? I like to be helpful, just letting you know"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




703 posted:



uh, isn't that a white supremacist thing?

hes promoting discourse :discourse:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Edgar Khodzhafaryan, 30, and Arsen Bekverdyan, 31, were exiting the parking structure and attempting to call for a parking attendant to help them operate the gate when the victim “made a comment to the suspects which led to an argument,” according to Rodriguez.

All three men exited their vehicles and a fist fight erupted. The suspects fled a short time later, and the victim realized he had been stabbed, Rodriguez said. The victim, whom Rodriguez would not identify, was transported to an area hospital in critical condition.

So fat he didn't even realize he got stabbed 9 times

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


703 posted:

uh, isn't that a white supremacist thing?

lol imagine being a fat ginger and thinking "i am better than all lesser races"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Tight Booty Shorts posted:

So fat he didn't even realize he got stabbed 9 times

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nuclearmonkee posted:

lol imagine being a fat ginger and thinking "i am better than all lesser races"

white supremacists are typically not shining examples of the gene pool

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
How the heck do they pass this thing without an immediate outcry over the SECRET BILL poo poo followed by outcries when people either lose their coverage or learn about how their coverage is about to disappear? What are they even going to tell people? Don't worry Obamacare is gone and those rich people got a tax cut. What did you get? Uhhhh did I mention Obamacare is gone?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Admiral Ray posted:

like if you want to see a functional state dictatorship go to loving China or something. at least there the cops will just beat your kidneys till you piss blood then send your rear end on your merry way.

"functional"

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