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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

the bitcoin of weed posted:

good I hope they shoot each other

Ed Balls

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

PLEASE give congress guns, lmao

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/mollyhc/status/877250464580030464

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Nuclearmonkee posted:

statistically, the person they are most likely to shoot is themselves.

arm all the congressmen

even better

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Al! posted:

a congressman is absolutely going to shoot his own nuts off by accident

not before a couple dozen black kids are murdered in ~self defense~

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Vice President Dick Cheney drunkenly shot a man in the face and the man apologized. The media used the term "peppered" when the dude almost died.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
the town halls are going to be a bloodbath

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

empty. that. chalice.

Seriously, our western decadence in the age of globalism certainly affords the luxury of learning from eastern philosophy if they would just 👏Empty 👏That 👏Fraeken👏Cup👏 ironically enough

Huh its almost as if ivory tower D&D knowledge hoarders are only using it to assert some status for a piece of paper and controls the dialogue with "actually", and that goes for the alt-right as well so the only way to be free is to :orb:

I've been waitimg for my nuggets for 15 minutes hurry the gently caress up drat

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


cool cool this probably won't be disastrous

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


brugroffil posted:

Arizona doesn't allow hot takes

heh

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

yeah, how weird, totally weird, huhhhh, weird

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GOP don't go to town halls if they'll get yelled at anyway

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

the town halls are going to be a bloodbath

they've completely stopped doing town halls anyway

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007

make manneken pis relevant again

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zegermans posted:

Vice President Dick Cheney drunkenly shot a man in the face and the man apologized. The media used the term "peppered" when the dude almost died.

also there were signs it was totally done on purpose, like cheney was legit trying to kill him and he apologized to cheney

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

i'm just saying give it a little bit before you start cranking your hog to the apocalypse like the last 5 times this happened

http://i.imgur.com/k98Nczu.gifv

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


Which legislator will Plaxico Burress himself first?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the bitcoin of weed posted:

they've completely stopped doing town halls anyway

some democrat candidates are showing up to their town halls instead which is an amazing tactic

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


same

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

nice deathtrap office

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Al! posted:

learning batman's sexual fantasies. really

Classic Schumacher

Serf
May 5, 2011


georgia just had an earthquake

either this is the earth gods approving of ossoff's victory or a mouth to hell is opening up to swallow karen handel

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

wrong

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



cspam is the dog except instead of running its eyes roll back in its head and it starts humping the chair while the roof collapses

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Serf posted:

georgia just had an earthquake

either this is the earth gods approving of ossoff's victory or a mouth to hell is opening up to swallow karen handel

pretty cool. pretty.... pretty cool

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

earthquakes own

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Yinlock posted:

also there were signs it was totally done on purpose, like cheney was legit trying to kill him and he apologized to cheney

cheney has shot multiple people "accidentally"

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


*Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione flows from Kush's lips*

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I'm the microfilm machine.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/dvguNZn.mp4

"I don't know what this witchcraft is, but I'm gonna fight it"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

empty. that. chalice.

So, drawn on by my destiny,
I ceaselessly must listen to and keep
the sea's lamenting in my awareness,
I must feel the crash of the hard water
and gather it up in a perpetual cup
so that, wherever those in prison may be,
wherever they suffer the autumn's castigation,
I may be there with an errant wave,
I may move, passing through windows,
and hearing me, eyes will glance upward
saying 'How can I reach the sea?'
And I shall broadcast, saying nothing,
the starry echoes of the wave,
a breaking up of foam and quicksand,
a rustling of salt withdrawing,
the grey cry of the sea-birds on the coast.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Serf posted:

georgia just had an earthquake

either this is the earth gods approving of ossoff's victory or a mouth to hell is opening up to swallow karen handel

a buffy the vampire slayer show but set in Georgia where a Karen handel stand-in is the master vampire would maybe own

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Serf posted:

georgia just had an earthquake

either this is the earth gods approving of ossoff's victory or a mouth to hell is opening up to swallow karen handel

hail earth Satan

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



betsy devos is loving evil holy poo poo

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/877251815678640128

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

zegermans posted:

Vice President Dick Cheney drunkenly shot a man in the face and the man apologized. The media used the term "peppered" when the dude almost died.

I love how they downplayed how a little bb managed to find its way to a dangerous place. Well, yeah thats kinda the idea of a shotgun they lodge bb's in dangerous loving places and you die.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

cramming my ranch addled fry oil into my ears as we speak

Fight it, resist the ego in the new psychic war

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Al! posted:

at least now this makes more sense



What is this "American Public" and why do they need "health care" :confused: I don't have time for this poo poo I'm trying to crunch numbers to get to 51. You know, real problems.

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