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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

star tribune dot com uses a hunk of poo poo nonstandard nonworking web video player and i hopethey rot in hell

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Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

Squizzle posted:

more of an attorney kentucky colonel imo

Literally me irl

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Hitler's rear end

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

*sits atop mountain of trivial knowledge*

How have you not MASTERED THIS SUMMIT?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Milking a cow is more deadly then being a cop. God bless those that risk their lives to bring us milk.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

GrimGypsy posted:

eliminate the elections

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



That DICK! posted:

Hitler's rear end

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GrimGypsy posted:

eliminate the electoral college and the house

trump's way ahead of you

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol @ Guy Fieri

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

whoa it's tied !

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

Milking a cow is more deadly then being a cop. God bless those that risk their lives to bring us milk.

I think you've been milking bulls.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
monarchy now

JEB! FOR ONCE AND JEB! FOR ALL

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
*opens tome of bone and ash*

From what you can make out from the Tome, it seems the celebrity endorsements apply only to the national dialogue, the neoliberal enchantment allows the funds to be Raised, but it is the Twitter presence that gives the skeleton its limited awareness of its surroundings. You'd guess that if you were to mar the skeleton's wards, it would interpret it as an attack...unless you blinded it to your presence first.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

D1E posted:

Jamaica mon

ha! last i checked jamaica's dealing with a wave of kidnappings for the purpose of organ harvesting

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

2018 is going to be a landslide for donald trump specifically, as in everyone will vote for trump and not the R nominee

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brother Friendship posted:

*sits atop mountain of trivial knowledge*

How have you not MASTERED THIS SUMMIT?

if you're complaining about the existence of West Virginia as a state you should know why West Virginia is a state

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Also you should know the names of all 18 Primarchs and their legions

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Changing my name to Trump so I can be Senator.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

mormonpartyboat posted:

like this is insanely german and i dont think attempting to give it a genre is worth trying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5iczqwzyPs

yes i am in berlin right now and this is a very accurate video

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/877297240955654144

cuck

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

GrimGypsy posted:

eliminate the electoral college and the house

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

well yeah you loving

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


stop emptyposting his name

we all know what his dumb loving name is

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I wish Ted Cruz was dead

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Al! posted:

theres gotta be an entire tumblr of ads from the 90s got milk campaign where milk is photoshopped 2 say cum instead


mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yinlock posted:

stop emptyposting his name

we all know what his dumb loving name is

whose name

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress ME IN THE POST HOLE

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/877298453902233600

so loving spineless

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

cruz is a stupid gently caress hole

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

that's a nice point and all lady, but...

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

JosefStalinator posted:

MORE ELECTIONS

GIVE ME MORE ELECTIONS

UK

FRANCE

MONTANA

RANDOM poo poo

ANOTHER UK ELECTION

NEED MORE

Mongolia and Papua NEW Guinea coming up starting this weekend

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

if i had a time machine i'd give the founding fathers copies of das kapital

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

stop emptyposting his name

we all know what his dumb loving name is

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

its just politics u guys idk what the big deal is (dropkicks a diabetic toddler into the potomac)

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

BarronsArtGallery posted:

that's a nice point and all lady, but...

its also literally the moral of the play she's protesting lol

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

pathetic little tramp posted:

Mongolia and Papua NEW Guinea coming up starting this weekend

oh thank god

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/877296955273207808
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/877299612536590336

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

yeah that's called the senate dude

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