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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Homeless Friend posted:

The biggest electoral win, maybe ever

The biggest Republican electoral win ever since 1988.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Nichael posted:

The biggest Republican electoral win ever since 1488.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


kind of like how Last Man Standing was the highest rated sitcom on ABC Fridays in the Spring of 2017 starring Tim Allen

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the celebrity apprentice got higher ratings than the world cup, super bowl, mash finale, seinfeld finale, and the moon landing combined

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



italian spider man is extremely good

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


:same:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Mr. Sharps posted:

italian donald trump is extremely good

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Nichael posted:

kind of like how Last Man Standing was the highest rated sitcom on ABC Fridays in the Spring of 2017 starring Tim Allen

Still a better show than House of Cards Season 5

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol I searched for "church for socialists" because I was wondering if I am going to get forced out of the local Episcopalian church like I know I would literally any other denominantion and it turns out that there's a yuuuuge market for lovely thinkpieces explaining how Jesus was totally in favor of usury and worshiping money and making GBS threads all over the meek

My personal favorites are the ones that argue that Jesus driving the moneylenders out of his temple (it wasn't his temple) was a biblical justification for the 2nd amendment

Like I love guns and poo poo and am a socialist, but if I kill a man there's no circumstances in my mind where I don't end up on the bad side of Jesus.

Also don't say things like, "Jesus died so I could ignore the Old Testament and I intend to honor his sacrifice" or "if Israel is the land of God's chosen, let God's tax dollars defend them"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


are we talking berlusconi or mussolini

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also I'm real drunk because I got all worked up about politics which overrode the sleepiness of drinking a bottle of wine and now I'm fully awake and drunk and mad and not very happy about it

It has very little to do with some wall street worshiping cuck getting beaten by a death cult dominionsit. I grew up in the district next to that one and he had no chance the moment she promised to slaughter gays and drive out the minorities

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




an irl spider would never do this

spiders are our friends and want us to live a pest-free life at the cost of some corners of the room we weren't even using!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

just impressively constantly missing the point

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i managed to spend almost the whole day not reading or caring about ossoff and to quote an important hstorical figure I Feel GREAT

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nichael posted:

the celebrity apprentice got higher ratings than the world cup, super bowl, mash finale, seinfeld finale, and the moon landing combined

did they time the moon landing so it would be prime time tv?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SKULL.GIF posted:

Donald Trump is President.

Hahaha that's a good one

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Epic High Five posted:

an irl spider would never do this

WRONG

Epic High Five posted:

spiders are our friends and want us to live a pest-free life at the cost of some corners of the room we weren't even using!

true but it looks to me like that spider is taking out a pest

save us italian spiderman

Rah! has issued a correction as of 08:50 on Jun 21, 2017

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mr. Sharps posted:

italian spider man is extremely good

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

i just finished my bottle of buffalo trace, which i will refer to as "buffy trace" for the next 15 or so minutes

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
robert mitchum. that's who barron looks like. baby robert mitchum.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
At this point I'm not sure you can blame the Democrats anymore if the sum of Democrat plus independent votes doesn't beat the Republican vote.

After the three ringed circus of the last six months, anyone who is still voting R is clearly irredeemable and would genuinely vote for a literal nugget of poo poo of it was listed in the Republican column on the ballot.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡Jeb!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hard core punk rocker jeb who don't give a gently caress

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
they cum as an act of love

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
this is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world
*pulls hammer back*
please clap

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jesus absolutely disapproives of my buying guns to defend myself but I'm gonna do it anyway

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Origami Dali posted:

robert mitchum. that's who barron looks like. baby robert mitchum.


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cmndstab posted:

At this point I'm not sure you can blame the Democrats anymore if the sum of Democrat plus independent votes doesn't beat the Republican vote.

After the three ringed circus of the last six months, anyone who is still voting R is clearly irredeemable and would genuinely vote for a literal nugget of poo poo of it was listed in the Republican column on the ballot.

I don't think Ossoff was a good candidate, just as Clinton wasn't a good one. However, you're right that there's a large portion of the population that is simply unreachable. In fact, it kind of terrifies me just how unreachable they are because I don't actually know what the limit is for them anymore. Just how much evil poo poo can the people enthralled by the GOP accept before they vote against them?

Epic High Five posted:

Jesus absolutely disapproives of my buying guns to defend myself but I'm gonna do it anyway

Jesus died a while ago, I doubt he cares about much tbh

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Origami Dali posted:

robert mitchum. that's who barron looks like. baby robert mitchum.

i just travelled back in time with this footage of a future slave trying to speak to future Barron, overseer of the MAGA mines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH80L45zXJw

edit: lol he really does look like a baby robert mitchum :tinfoil:

Rah! has issued a correction as of 09:17 on Jun 21, 2017

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Jesus absolutely disapproives of my buying guns to defend myself but I'm gonna do it anyway
luke 22 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+22&version=NIV


35 Then Jesus asked them, “When I sent you without purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?”

“Nothing,” they answered.

36 He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. 37 It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”

38 The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.”

“That’s enough!” he replied.




buy two guns. thats enough.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Baloogan posted:

luke 22 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+22&version=NIV


35 Then Jesus asked them, “When I sent you without purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?”

“Nothing,” they answered.

36 He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. 37 It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”

38 The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.”

“That’s enough!” he replied.




buy two guns. thats enough.

Seems like a lot of firepower just to turn the other cheek

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
brb buying a long sword

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/877349578923802625

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
getting dunked by junior, thats gotta hurt

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

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- The Chief

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