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Me ordering nugs: 
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Lastgirl posted:truth is garbage to fucktards like you *reaches into pocket for wooden clog* *is gunned down by retractable McDonald's kiosk turret*
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Jun 21, 2017 15:20
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Thom and the Heads posted:CITIZEN lol
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Jun 21, 2017 15:20
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the wheels of justice grind slowly but they grind exceedingly fine hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jun 21, 2017 15:20
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:Me ordering nugs: i dont even see the code, its just mcchicken, mcmuffin, double quarter pounder with cheese
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Jun 21, 2017 15:21
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galenanorth posted:Wait, was this because we raised the minimum wage to $15/hr like they were warning us? Was this because Bernie won? I guess now we can say we can go ahead and say that now is the best time to raise the minimum wage because they've got nothing left to automate! I'm gonna blame Sheetz, they've had these for years
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Jun 21, 2017 15:21
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YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED A HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN DRINK I WILL REFER YOU TO AN OBESITY CRISIS CENTRE
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Jun 21, 2017 15:21
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Al! posted:i dont even see the code, its just mcchicken, mcmuffin, double quarter pounder with cheese lmao hahahaha
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Jun 21, 2017 15:21
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Thom and the Heads posted:CITIZEN CITIZEN SCANNING INDICATES A SKIN MELANIN CONTENT OF GREATER THAN 1% PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, ICEBOTS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO VERIFY CITIZENSHIP
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Jun 21, 2017 15:22
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Shugojin posted:I'm gonna blame Sheetz, they've had these for years its also another thing william gibson predicted like forever ago
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Jun 21, 2017 15:22
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the democrats would serve themselves well to go along with all these things they are diametrically opposed to that would gently caress over everyone in the country
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Jun 21, 2017 15:22
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at least the robo class will eventually pulverize the rich
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Jun 21, 2017 15:22
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why don't we have an ed balls in America? closest thing is what....rick Perry? lmao
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Jun 21, 2017 15:22
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[extremely ronny cox voice] dang, son, whats your name? [tinny cyborg voice] ... ronald mcdonald
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Jun 21, 2017 15:22
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fits my needs posted:why don't we have an ed balls in America? closest thing is what....rick Perry? lmao al frankenstein prob
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Jun 21, 2017 15:23
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Thom and the Heads posted:CITIZEN lol
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Jun 21, 2017 15:23
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Al! posted:its also another thing william gibson predicted like forever ago blindsided by cell phones, but on point when it comes to automation
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Jun 21, 2017 15:23
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Serf posted:fast food chains in my town employ probably 100 people out of 3000 so yeah, you're not wrong at all My birthplace was so small the biggest places of employment for the town were (in order) Walmart and McDonalds A few years ago the Walmart expanded to using self-checkouts So yeah, in all likelihood everyone there will have either abandoned ship, or become homeless, unemployed, and/or dead within my lifetime
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Jun 21, 2017 15:23
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punchymcpunch posted:[extremely ronny cox voice] dang, son, whats your name? "We don't serve cornflakes at this location, sir." wrong movie but w/e
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Jun 21, 2017 15:23
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Chris James 2 posted:My birthplace was so small the biggest places of employment for the town were (in order) Walmart and McDonalds i have never and will never use a self-checkout any place that replaces all human staff loses my business
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Jun 21, 2017 15:24
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[McNeo wakes up from what he believed to be the real world, looks down from a massive playland tower only to find rows of sleeping humans each contained in their individual ballpits]
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Jun 21, 2017 15:24
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Al! posted:[McNeo wakes up from what he believed to be the real world, looks down from a massive playland tower only to find rows of sleeping humans each contained in their individual ballpits] This is the future fucktards want
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Jun 21, 2017 15:25
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Al! posted:its also another thing william gibson predicted like forever ago armitage brought in a dozen black cases. they were so dark they seemed to suck up the light like Dyson Airwedge vacuum cleaners and it was only through years of experience that i could tell they were physical objects and not matte painting. i opened the first and the familiar whiff of long chain polymers hit my nose like a soldier's fist with a russian watch wrapped around it. a boctok komandirskie on a beige nato strap. the first case was full of hash browns, just as i had requested
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Jun 21, 2017 15:26
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murked by dragon posted:at least the robo class will eventually pulverize the rich Citizens rich in minerals valued for robotic construction will be protected at all costs.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:26
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Two thoughts: 1) This just means everybody is going to go through the drive-thru, which means that McDonalds can save money on redesigning their interiors to look like lovely Starbucks, and 2) Watch as this destroys the entire brand when an enterprising hacker or three completely blow up the systems in some graphically hilarious way. This cannot end up any place good...but since it doesn't matter since investors will get theirs, bring it on. Al! posted:also a few lost mcdonalds jobs in the cities like whatever but its impact is massively magnified in the rurals Ed looked at me with tears in his eyes. "Do you remember when you could go inside a McDonalds? I remember going on dates and getting a bag of burgers and me and Bertha would then watch the playplace as we talked futures. Seeing little Eds and Berthas playing in that pastel joy palace as we ate Double Quarter Pounders. Now......I couldn't cancel my order today. I kept pressing the screen and it wouldn't recognize. They say they needed to reboot. I say we give them all the boot." His lower lip quivered. "All I want is a burger, man. A greasy, substandard burger. And all I'm getting is a touchscreen and a metal claw and a prerecorded voice that tells me to park in the overfill slot because my fries aren't done until the tech comes out. What happened to America??" punchymcpunch posted:YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED A HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN DRINK YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO GET YOUR FRIES. *growls and steps forward* YOU NOW HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET YOUR FRIES.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:26
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Hamburgler: You know, I know this Big Mac doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the McMatrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of Big Mac] Hamburgler: I'm Lovin It.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:26
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I'd like to think that the rise of the machines will make people realize that just maybe it's worth spending money on public education above nearly every other government expense because it's the only way that people will have the toolset to survive in a world without guaranteed basic income. It won't though.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:27
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Citizen, I apologize. We don't serve corncobs here "I uh, I didn't ask for corn though" I was talking about you, citizen. Please leave
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Jun 21, 2017 15:27
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Nodelphi posted:Citizens rich in minerals valued for robotic construction will be protected at all costs. when we gonna liquidate our dead and feed them to the living cuz im hungry
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Jun 21, 2017 15:27
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Al! posted:BEEP BOOP YOUR POLITICAL RAMBLINGS HAVE BEEN FOUND TO BE INSUFFICIENTLY LOYAL TO TRUMP, NOW DISPENSING CYANIDE GAS
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Jun 21, 2017 15:27
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punchymcpunch posted:armitage brought in a dozen black cases. they were so dark they seemed to suck up the light like Dyson Airwedge vacuum cleaners and it was only through years of experience that i could tell they were physical objects and not matte painting. i opened the first and the familiar whiff of long chain polymers hit my nose like a soldier's fist with a russian watch wrapped around it. a boctok komandirskie on a beige nato strap.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:27
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when you think about it robocop basically has a juicero machine
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Jun 21, 2017 15:27
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Pook Good Mook posted:I'd like to think that the rise of the machines will make people realize that just maybe it's worth spending money on public education above nearly every other government expense because it's the only way that people will have the toolset to survive in a world without guaranteed basic income. look forward to e3 darling the last night coming in 2018 to explain to u why actually ubi is bad for the human soul
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Jun 21, 2017 15:28
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murked by dragon posted:i wonder how fucken hard mcdonalds is going on automated food prep system r&d right now I worked in the grill area for two weeks, 3-4 hour shifts I had to spend 1.5 miles walking toward, and they semi-automate the kitchen area so that all the ovens and friers have number settings with a timer and a temperature for each type of menu item meat. For example, you take nine patties out of the freezer and put them in a 3x3 grid, press a button for a metal presser to come down, wait 15 seconds, take a cup of seasoning and press a button on the handle while hovering above each patty, then get an empty meat tray and put a liner in, and put each patty in the meat tray from front to back. The nugget fries take 3 minutes, and you're off preparing orders while that's cooking.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:28
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:1) This just means everybody is going to go through the drive-thru, which means that McDonalds can save money on redesigning their interiors to look like lovely Starbucks, and Yeah, that's a weird one. It's been 5 years, but the last time I was in a McDonald's they had completely removed the play area and replaced it with seating that was obviously meant to make it cafelike.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:28
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Jun 21, 2017 15:28
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*sniffs the air* did you know that bic macs arent a sandwich? theyre actually a virus.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:28
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Al! posted:[McNeo wakes up from what he believed to be the real world, looks down from a massive playland tower only to find rows of sleeping humans each contained in their individual ballpits] *Agent Hamburgler looking at McMoreFriesus* "There is another fast food chain on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A happy meal. Franchises are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
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Jun 21, 2017 15:28
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It would only take like, 2 weeks of everyone refusing to buy fast food from a touch screen before their stock started to crater and they went back to normal.
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Jun 21, 2017 15:29
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Nodelphi posted:Citizens rich in minerals valued for robotic construction will be protected at all costs. I would want to see a Horizon: Zero Dawn situation where Elon Musk and Mark Fuckerberg doom humanity or whatever. they should make a prequel honestly playing the fall of humanity as humans or AI would own
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