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Vertical Lime posted:overthrow the government well you just said no
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Chokes McGee posted:this... don't run this guy he seems absolutely loving terrible lmao
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Same. I do like maybe a a days worth of actual work a week now. plus my department has been in turmoil since we got an interim director that was forced into the situation and doesn't want to be there. She basically told us at our first staff meeting that she is a lame duck and will do her best to support us until a permanent director is hired. A permanent director was supposed to be hired about 6 months ago lmao.
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I don't think I can work any desk job effectively because if given the chance I'll just spend all of my time on SA/YouTube/whatever. But in two years of working here they still aren't aware of just how little work I actually do so I guess I'm effective enough.
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Al! posted:good, he should be. I'm the casually placed pencil
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you have a man who seems to have spawned from the elemental plane of Everything Good About America, vs a douchebag
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Chokes McGee posted:giving up booze was the worst possible thing for my writing career outside of Trump winning 
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Brother Friendship posted:My old employer assigned tasks to be completed at a rate of X per hour, based on the task, and monitored when you started and completed them, then you had to upload them into a system for performance review. One day they made the mistake of trusting me with a highly complex project, so I lied nonstop for a year and sabotaged all of their automation efforts so I could get away with doing jack poo poo. They figured it out the day after they fired me and started an independent review of my work I love how corporate managers from big companies like Microsoft have convinced tech workers that agile is a good thing and everyone is doing it now nothing like having your workers volunteer for a micromanagement system that will instantly tell you who's not "performing"
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Chris Kyle is the one that died because he thought bringing vets with PTSD to a shooting range would cure them right?
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cumshitter posted:when i was 19 i interviewed at a chilis restaurant and they gave me a job in the kitchen 5 minutes in because i was able to explain the difference between a franchies and a corporate chain restaurant. like the manager was legit suprised i guess this was a difficult question for a lot of people you need to write a memoir. i'd honestly read it.
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Epic High Five posted:The funniest part is that, with kiosks, it's going to be A LOT easier to get free poo poo. Either directly by hacking the machines, or by social engineering because the only response they are going to have to "I pressed the combo button but it didn't register it correctly" is to just give you that combo or whatever. Combine that with the fact that any refunds/reprocessing of orders is almost certainly going to have to be done by the manager with the office computer and the cost:benefit of just giving you poo poo to go away is even more skewed in the consumer-thief's favor Stock is apparently a problem too, they don't really have any recourse when customer orders out-of-stock items at kiosks. This can persist for days.
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Epic High Five posted:Chris Kyle is the one that died because he thought bringing vets with PTSD to a shooting range would cure them right? yeah, real powerbrain
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cumshitter posted:when i was 19 i interviewed at a chilis restaurant and they gave me a job in the kitchen 5 minutes in because i was able to explain the difference between a franchies and a corporate chain restaurant. like the manager was legit suprised i guess this was a difficult question for a lot of people holy poo poo was this the chilis in winter haven
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p sure drinking myself to death counts as suicide instead of death by misadventure so my wife wouldn't get the insurance
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Brother Friendship posted:My old employer assigned tasks to be completed at a rate of X per hour, based on the task, and monitored when you started and completed them, then you had to upload them into a system for performance review. One day they made the mistake of trusting me with a highly complex project, so I lied nonstop for a year and sabotaged all of their automation efforts so I could get away with doing jack poo poo. They figured it out the day after they fired me and started an independent review of my work Not all heroes wear capes
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Epic High Five posted:Chris Kyle is the one that died because he thought bringing vets with PTSD to a shooting range would cure them right? yep
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Flavius Belisarius posted:Does anyone else really hate the term "warfighter"? I think that was a call of duty knock off at one point. It also sounds like the direct translation of some German word.
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Epic High Five posted:Chris Kyle is the one that died because he thought bringing vets with PTSD to a shooting range would cure them right? yes PTSD man shot the sniper man.
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Epic High Five posted:Chris Kyle is the one that died because he thought bringing vets with PTSD to a shooting range would cure them right? Vets with PTSD cure Chris Kyle
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Al! posted:its the carefully curated pencil behind the ear what gets me UGH loving beat
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Epic High Five posted:when working in the food industry, you will never be lacking in cautionary tales I was trained in a kitchen by a guy with a Slayer tattoo. he told me one time he did acid and tried to go see Tom Petty but he got distracted by what turned out to be a mylar balloon and never made it to the show.
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:I think that was a call of duty knock off at one point. die worvitter
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Chokes McGee posted:I used to think "holy poo poo I'll have all this time to write" until I realized this office sucks your soul out of your faceholes and leaves you with nothing to put on the page oh yeah which is why it's good to get out and do things holy poo poo do we as a society need to stop being loving office drones if we have any chance of surviving
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:yes PTSD man shot the sniper man. did it cure them 
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life is boring right now, please do something mr president
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Gringostar posted:oh yeah I make sure to get coffee after work for two hours and at least try to write, I'm running on 50% power without wine but you'll get my caffeine when you pry it out of my cold dead hands it's hard though 
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Mr. Jive posted:Stock is apparently a problem too, they don't really have any recourse when customer orders out-of-stock items at kiosks. This can persist for days. haha, that's a refund and an angry customer, potentially dozens in a row until somebody comes back with borrowed stock from another store
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if there's anything i've learned about socialism it's that real socialists always look like normal middle aged weirdos instead of the perfectly shaven IT beard
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Chokes McGee posted:did it cure them Yes, everything is good now. Guns always help.
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Chokes McGee posted:p sure drinking myself to death counts as suicide instead of death by misadventure so my wife wouldn't get the insurance 
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:Yes, everything is good now. Guns always help. looks like tfr was right after all who knew
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Enrique Meridian posted:holy poo poo was this the chilis in winter haven yes i lived in winter haven briefly, it was a poo poo hole and i hated it. my family moved down there and pulled me out of college to start a business that never took off, which was ironic as it was it was going to be a flight school i spent a month in an old folks pre-fab community and it sucked. there were four models of homes and it wasnt uncommon to see two exact copies of the same home next to each other. the only difference being the poo poo they owned inside it. one time my mother tricked me into playing bingo, alone, with the olds and it was no different from being the unpopular kid at high school lunch. also when i applied to a community college there the entrance exam guy just took me into his office, looked at my transcript from a chicago university, and spent like 10 minutes telling me how loving stupid all of the students at his community college were and that id breeze through it no problem
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*looks at degree from Spooky University* i knew my day would come
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Epic High Five posted:Chris Kyle is the one that died because he thought bringing vets with PTSD to a shooting range would cure them right? He was a true American hero. He made up stories about murdering black people and died doing the stupidest loving thing imaginable.
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