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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

Roseanne twitter is like the evil sister of Cher twitter



"the horrendous anne frank center"

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/877583922304909313

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Every super paranoid conspiracy theorist I know smokes weed everyday.

For some people the green medicine is too strong.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



https://twitter.com/GreenAuraLizard/status/877567926605291520

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

like fuckin clockwork

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/877026905777680384

the dude has been a candidate for like 2 days

lmao at the copy paste from the primary

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
truth is garbage to fucktards like you

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

holy poo poo, i have to commend you for really staying on-brand with the whole "bad opinions" thing

I don't understand how any of those podcasts are considered "good" though

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Montasque posted:

Every super paranoid conspiracy theorist I know smokes weed everyday.

For some people the green medicine is too strong.

it's cause weed is laced with mind control drugs that make people sleepy and hungry

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't understand how any podcasts are considered "good" though

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Montasque posted:

Every super paranoid conspiracy theorist I know smokes weed everyday.

For some people the green medicine is too strong.

this is my little brother for sure

alex jones lizardmen rule the world sandy hook is a false flag

but also got into shouting matches with my hillaryman older brother about how Bernie owns owns owns.

so he's crazy but at least he's not MAGA

Serf
May 5, 2011


Iron Crowned posted:

I don't understand how any of those podcasts are considered "good" though

its okay, yer too dumb to get it

sshh sshh

it'll be okay, don't hurt urself

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't understand how any of those podcasts are considered "good" though

sometimes people like things that are different from the things you like

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
All hail the cORByn

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



what is this emotion you humans call "podcast"?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Admiral Ray posted:

it's cause weed is laced with mind control drugs that make people sleepy and hungry

They also make you instinctively grab for your firearm when a cop asks you for ID.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


absolute
boy

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

possibly the worst post in the thread, kudos

Thanks dude, was trying to stay faithful to the source of inspiration.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

They also make you instinctively grab for your firearm when a cop asks you for ID.
surely it isn't actually heroin doing this, it's not like it has propsychotic effects or anything :gibs:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Zeno's Paradox of Jew Veracity

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ScrubLeague posted:

sometimes people like things that are different from the things you like

inpossible!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/875665911952416768

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

give them time to see beyond the party systems and all political ideologies, very difficult with cups full to the brim of presumable knowledge

the truth is, the cup is empty and we dont know what the gently caress we're doing or know really but the observable truth by the empty cup allows us to acquire different purposes with it

make your time wisely with your own empty cup, the machinations are older than the universe itself.

namaste

*blue tide increases significantly*

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

the veneer of that faux socialist beard is absolutely disgusting, Jezza please guillotine the man he cant steal your bit, its trademarked innit

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Labour did the exact same thing in the UK and people can't stop sucking corbyn's dick. Granted he is cool as hell and the Democrats suck but still.

Parliamentary systems are a different animal. Labour's successes denied the Tories a majority.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't understand how any of those podcasts are considered "good" though

i think what happens is people listen to them, and are entertained

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
There is a chemical in weed that's called "gently caress it," and if you can just get that in your system, it could change your life. Some of y'all be crying about bills you can't pay, just-- "i don't know what I'm gonna do 'bout this light bill. "They don't want-- they want the whole thing." just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception of what's important in your life. "I don't know what I'm gonna do about this light bill--" [inhales] gently caress them goddamn lights. I got 12 candles. I been waiting to burn them bitches.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
just a sketch tho dont take my words for granted

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

brugroffil posted:

this is my little brother for sure

alex jones lizardmen rule the world sandy hook is a false flag

but also got into shouting matches with my hillaryman older brother about how Bernie owns owns owns.

so he's crazy but at least he's not MAGA

My cousin was a Bernie bro who smoked so much weed he became a MAGA man.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Iron Crowned posted:

I don't understand how any of those podcasts are considered "good" though

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


i wonder how much of the twenty million dollars spent in the georgia election was put towards actively getting people signed up for mail-in ballots

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

mormonpartyboat posted:

i think what happens is people listen to them, and are entertained

'Liking things' is too strange a concept for us hungover misanthropes.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/877586380905304064

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Yinlock posted:

no trump said if they didn't pass ahca they were all hosed because they would be going against donald j trump, most popular president ever

I meant a ways back though, or at least what feels like a ways back in the Trump era

3/24/17

quote:

“I’ve been saying for the last year and a half that the best thing we can do politically speaking is let Obamacare explode,” Trump said at the White House. “I think the losers are Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, because now they own Obamacare. They own it, 100 percent own it.”


-----

In other news, British politics is loving nuts. I knew it was bonkers but this entire paragraph reads like Calvinball to me:

quote:

“If Theresa May did lose the queen’s speech and felt compelled to resign immediately, then the question is whether Jeremy Corbyn would be the one to form a new government or refuse (refusals have occurred in U.K. government history), or whether the Conservatives would argue they could try again under a new prime minister,” she said.

“If Corbyn refused, either May would have to stay on or an alternative Conservative prime minister would have to form a government. Either way, two things are clear: the queen cannot be put in the position of making a choice between prime ministers and we cannot have no government.”

Source:
http://www.politico.eu/article/queen-speech-2017-theresa-may-how-the-queens-speech-could-bring-down/

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

For the two people who gave me e-hugs about it: My grandma was in better shape than I was expecting, and was reportedly eating even though I heard she stopped, but I still suspect that was the last time I got to be with her unless I can get back down there on the weekend. She doesn't seem uncomfortable, just not very responsive most of the time.

Which is about the best you can ask out of an old age death.

Inshallah.

That's good that you spent time with her and it sounds like she is at peace. You should if you can, because being there is the one thing that you can do for her.

something I've regretted with my grandfather.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ranch is better than Nightvale and the McElroys combined, and I still give ranch a :barf: rating

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Montasque posted:

Every super paranoid conspiracy theorist I know smokes weed everyday.

For some people the green medicine is too strong.

what a bunch of weak-minded losers

I smoke weed every day and only ever get paranoid that I'll run out of doritos, or that the building manager will steal my eyes

But ill never belirve in that Illuminati poo poo. The lizardmen aren't that competent

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/877536869503967232

gently caress yeah

i might register as a dem if i get to vote for witches

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
there was a tweet that was something like

normal brain: we the podcast
expanding brain: chapo
cosmic brain: cum town

pretend i found and posted that

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Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:



The Face Of Socialism

the only possible face of socialism that could sell it to the people in this country who need it the most

the real test of this cat will be how he responds to questions about us gun laws

answer that will get him a career in congress is that we already have laws for guns in this country murder armed robbery aggravated assault etc etc etc stop punishing lawful gun owners when its criminals committing crimes with guns that are the problem that need to be solved

suddenly every joe sixpack with an ar for shooting paper next to his deer rifle in his gun safe thinks this guys ok i could listen to what else he has to say

answer that will get him loss number four is reasonable common sense assault rifle gangs cartels legitimate sporting use magazine size limits gun show loophole

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