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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Lol @ the muffled USA chants in Texas after a Korean player hits a homer vs the Jays

Against noted Canadian Joe Biagini from Redwood City California. That's in Manitoba, right?

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Mark Reynolds dinger.
Summer hot.
Water wet.
Sky blue.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
I enjoyed the one day of the Red Sox being in first :smith:

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


hey, this Jays game is good.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Newcomb's going to have three really solid starts to open up his big league career and also be 0-3.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
lmao Steve Pearce

Gallo inside the park home run.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Steve Pearce runs his big idiot head into a wall to allow the Rangers a little league HR. :thunk:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Oh my god pearce gently caress off. He looked like he was literally trying to injure himself.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

HOW DOES MATT ADAMS OWN THIS MUCH

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


DWIGHT SMITH JR
nice loving catch

put him in LF and chuck Pearce into a toilet.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

shadok posted:

Against noted Canadian Joe Biagini from Redwood City California. That's in Manitoba, right?

Well, there is a town called Ontario in California. :tinfoil:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
That could have been a Bad Inning.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


shadok posted:

That could have been a Bad Inning.

This is a Bad Inning.

e: Barnes is good though.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Just change their name to the Toronto Call-on-the-field-was-overturneds.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Oh is gonna blow this.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
*settles into realization that Ryan Tepera will blow this game in the 8th like I'm sliding into a too-hot bath*

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


So do Rangers fans wave flashlight apps around to try and distract batters because if so, get a life and also lol

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Flowers gets to rest at first before replay rules he hit a dinger right off the top of the wall in left that took a deceptive bounce off a screen

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
watson didn't gently caress up but don't worry hudson did

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Kendrys Morales, you are too fat and old to run for second.

:balk:

shadok fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jun 22, 2017

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/castrovince/status/877718519063957504

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

The Berzerker posted:

So do Rangers fans wave flashlight apps around to try and distract batters because if so, get a life and also lol

people were complaining about that happening at the dome during the yankees series for what its worth. that said gently caress the rangers and their fans

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Chexoid posted:

*settles into realization that Ryan Tepera will blow this game in the 8th like I'm sliding into a too-hot bath*

Three up three down. :unsmith:

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
goddammit Johnson

i know wins are a meaningless stat but just save the one for the rookie so he doesn't have to worry about it forever.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Ryan Tepera is good, guys.

The Walrus posted:

people were complaining about that happening at the dome during the yankees series for what its worth. that said gently caress the rangers and their fans

well anyone who does that is a doofus, Jays fans included. but that said, gently caress the rangers and their fans

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
pirates hosed up jfc

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


That was Osuna's 3rd walk of the season.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Osuna Matata anyway. :toot:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Osuna Matata. Jays win! :toot:

And Biagini FINALLY gets a W as a starter. :unsmith:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

shadok posted:

Osuna Matata. Jays win! :toot:

And Biagini FINALLY gets a W as a starter. :unsmith:

first road W (edit oh my bad previous w was in relief)





I will bet a million bucks the jays lose tomorrow




osuna is filthy as gently caress

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Aoki missed a bunt with 2 on and 2 outs

Boo this man both for the attempt and the miss

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Hahahahahahaha hell ya Dyson! Way to be a real dick. That's what speed do, etc.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Jarrod Dyson also commits buntcrime by breaking up a Verlander perfect game with a bunt single

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

tinstaach posted:

Jarrod Dyson also commits buntcrime by breaking up a Verlander perfect game with a bunt single

gently caress that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Astros score 3 runs on nothing but singles, very un-Astros but I like it

Also Fiers suddenly being the rotation's best pitcher is mind boggling

e: Coming into tonight, his last 6 starts: 36 IP, 2.25 ERA, 29K/10BB, .308 BABIP, 1.25 WHIP, 2 HR allowed

Tonight: 6 IP, 2H, 2BB, 5K, 0R

First 7 starts: 5.75 ERA despite a .232 BABIP, 16 HR allowed

Intruder fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jun 22, 2017

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Kemmmmmppppp!

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Looking up Dyson, it does make me a little sad that it looks like Dyson's most valuable season is going to not be as a Royal.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Hey Matt Kemp, nice to see you again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm glad Verlander gave up more hits, if the bunt single was the only hit I'd be very angry

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

tinstaach posted:

Jarrod Dyson also commits buntcrime by breaking up a Verlander perfect game with a bunt single
This is fantastic.

alpha_destroy posted:

Looking up Dyson, it does make me a little sad that it looks like Dyson's most valuable season is going to not be as a Royal.
His most valuable season is the one where he's a regular player rather than a late inning replacement? BIZARRE!

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