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Never mind its cool your happy TBeats or whoever is right all this negativity is too Army
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Vahakyla posted:I totally support making America more communist. I'm hardcore European socialist, I'm going to sing nothing but communist killing cadences for the rest of the week, in your honor good sir. 
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Jun 19, 2017 13:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQ8UP_o7zo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBd2Gmkhauc SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Jun 19, 2017 13:59
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Midjack posted:Serious talk, this forum had been doxed before so posting pix of yourself and loved ones has gone badly in times past. Suggest remove pic if that is in fact Mrs. Vahakyla. This. Been doxxed twice already on these forums. It's kinda lovely but whatever. People gonna be toxic. Also, enjoy your Army honeymoon. Because when the real marriage starts, we will be here. There was a point where we all loved being in the Army. Even for just 5 minutes.
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Jun 19, 2017 22:44
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bulletsponge13 posted:Yeah, I remember some dicks getting the Get Help thread closed by posting all the info elsewhere to grief people. Yo who the gently caress was this? That is NOT in line with Army Core Values.
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Jun 19, 2017 22:46
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I want to say get help 2.0 or 3.0 I had it saved as a book marked thread for a while, thne one night I couldn't access it, or remove it from bookmarks.
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Jun 19, 2017 23:47
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Just signed my DD214, sold most my Army poo poo, and put the stuff I care about in a box in storage. I feel light as a loving feather right now. I've been reading GiP since '08 and even though it didn't dissuade me from getting in ya'll sure as poo poo gave some entertainment getting out. SMDFTB I'm loving done, time to peep some grad school butts. (Please Orange God Emperor please don't IRR me 19As are useless anyway.)
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Jun 20, 2017 19:51
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Seems like 19As and 19Ds are the most numerous of GIPs Army posters. And god drat am I loving sick of being in Yakima
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Jun 20, 2017 21:39
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19B 
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Jun 20, 2017 21:45
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If we're going that route then I'm a 19C according to the Recon Platoon FM
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Jun 20, 2017 21:50
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I'm a 42O if you know what I mean
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Mustang posted:according to the Recon Platoon FM If I recall, I think we have exactly one actual tanker, but he got reclassed to 19D, too haha
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Pesticide20 posted:I'm a 42O if you know what I mean
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Just signed my DD214, sold most my Army poo poo, and put the stuff I care about in a box in storage. I feel light as a loving feather right now. I've been reading GiP since '08 and even though it didn't dissuade me from getting in ya'll sure as poo poo gave some entertainment getting out. Congratulations. Seriously envious of you right now. I'm about to finish my 20th year and retire and they're dangling bullshit in front of me to keep me in past that.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:51
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Mustang posted:And god drat am I loving sick of being in Yakima If your unit isn't poo poo there will be a chance to drink all the hate out the evening before you leave YTC. Probably the most wasted I've been in my life.
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Jun 20, 2017 23:18
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There's plenty of Military Special at this crappy little PX here!
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A Bad Poster posted:There's plenty of Military Special at this crappy little PX here! This is seriously the most pathetic post I've seen in this thread in a while.
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Just signed my DD214, sold most my Army poo poo, and put the stuff I care about in a box in storage. I feel light as a loving feather right now. I've been reading GiP since '08 and even though it didn't dissuade me from getting in ya'll sure as poo poo gave some entertainment getting out. I walked around with a smile on my face for 9 months afterwards. My wife didn't recognize me as a human being anymore after I got out. TBeats posted:This is seriously the most pathetic post I've seen in this thread in a while. 
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Jun 20, 2017 23:34
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even at my lowest of low in the hell of severe alcoholism did I ever drink Mil Special 
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$13 a handle and you couldn't pay me to drink it.
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... that said, there was never not a bottle of Jack or Wild Turkey in my barracks fridge.
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they should probably just print the suicide prevention hotline on the label and notify ASAP automatically as soon as it gets scanned at checkout
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Jun 21, 2017 00:37
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I heard that military special is what they squeeze out of the mop when they have a spill at the jack daniel's bottling plant. Just like Pall Mall cigarrettes are the sweepings off of the Marlboro factory floor.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:00
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I heard the gum in MREs is actually a laxative, so if you chew it you're going to poo poo yourself.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:10
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I heard they put anti hard on chemicals in the eggs at basic training so privates won't be screwing.
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spacetoaster posted:I heard they put anti hard on chemicals in the eggs at basic training so privates won't be screwing. Took me about a week to start beating off. It's amazing how fast you become comfortable with ballsacks and other dudes beating their meat. Basic training was more homoerotic than Top Gun.
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TBeats posted:Took me about a week to start beating off. It's amazing how fast you become comfortable with ballsacks and other dudes beating their meat. Yup. Did lots of stuff nude or lowered boundaries. Especially in the field. I dipped my rear end in a top hat in that medicated foot powder poo poo and farted to make a cloud. Funny as hell but it was the blue bottle...
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Jun 21, 2017 02:02
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i didnt get a boner for 5 months during training
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i didnt get a boner for 5 months during training Sorry for your loss
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:even at my lowest of low in the hell of severe alcoholism did I ever drink Mil Special A Bad Poster posted:$13 a handle and you couldn't pay me to drink it. When I was peak drunk Shim I'd buy a 1.75L bottle of Military Special Gin, a few bottles of diet tonic water and a pack of Marlboros. Every day. For over a year. I'm still recovering.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:00
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God drat. Didn't the checkout people at the PX ever say anything to you?
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not caring here posted:God drat. Didn't the checkout people at the PX ever say anything to you?
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not caring here posted:God drat. Didn't the checkout people at the PX ever say anything to you? "Morning, Shim!" If it was a weekend and "Good Afternoon, Shim!" On the work days.
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lol if AAFES had to intervene every time someone was drinking to drink the job would require a master's in social work. (not a bad idea actually) I remember running into the chaplain with a loaded shopping basket at the liquor store on Hovey in South Korea and he gave me a "you too, huh?" look and walked to the checkout. Also, proudly field jacked during every FTX / training school.
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Jun 21, 2017 05:32
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I was gonna be a social worker until I discovered it would be a vow of poverty.
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Jun 21, 2017 06:00
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I'd just get tired of hearing people bitch to me all day.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I was gonna be a social worker until I discovered it would be a vow of poverty. I would do that if I knew what enlisting meant when I went in.
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I bought a bottle of Military Special on the day I left for terminal leave so I can always have a special bottle of special special for special occasions.
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People that snore shouldn't be allowed to live Literally every single mother fucker on my Stryker this rotation snores and it's driving me up a god drat wall. Waking them up does nothing because they go back to it as soon they fall back asleep. So close to just banning anyone that snores from sleeping in my Stryker
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