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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Those dick and balls rims on the car were from an episode of Top Gear, right?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Arcsquad12 posted:

Those dick and balls rims on the car were from an episode of Top Gear, right?

Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIWq1br5HY

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

In my head I can hear Jeremy saying "if this car were a penis... it would be loving your mum."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I hear southwestern America is having a heatwave.



Watch out for sunstroke.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-OTlZIb94

Keep watching, it gets better.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Memento posted:

I hear southwestern America is having a heatwave.



Watch out for sunstroke.

Not wrong, the sun is basically jerking off on us right now.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The sun must be my uncle then, because it doesn't feel good

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

look out here comes my shadow lol

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Seems redundant :whatup:

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

I knew measuring from the balls was correct.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
PORK

DAVID
      CK
      RD

ed

cant
sustained.



Nice subliminal messaging. Now I don't know necessarily what you're trying to say and neither does David but I appreciate the effort.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Didn't snopes reveal that Dick Ballman really did win the Dick Award for Service to Sausages?

Like nothing in that photo is staged?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That's my recollection, yes.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
How did someone named Dick Ballman survive school?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Gromit posted:

How did someone named Dick Ballman survive school?

Constantly doing finger guns.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Gromit posted:

How did someone named Dick Ballman survive school?

It could be worse...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Having the last name of Trauma would be really strange indeed.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gromit posted:

How did someone named Dick Ballman survive school?

He's from the UK, I'm sure all the teachers and, wait for it, headmasters loved him.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

Having the last name of Trauma would be really strange indeed.

But if you became an ER doctor and they kept paging "Dr. Trauma" it would be awesome.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

36-24-36? Only if she's five-tree

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Gromit posted:

How did someone named Dick Ballman survive school?

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/local/brisbane/qld/2017/06/27/pair-arrested-over-1997-gold-coast-murder.html

"Lead investigator Detective Sergeant Rod Seaman"

This guy not only survived school but survived the police force

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
RIP Shaft Hunter

http://www.odmp.org/officer/20843-trooper-first-class-shaft-sidney-hunter

:smith:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Knew a guy named Richard Condum. Yes he owned it and asked people to call him Dick.

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3
I went to a high school where we had a shop teacher named Mr. Henroid.
I also worked at a university where the head of the buildings and grounds crew was named Dick Falcon. (and he absolutely went by "Dick," not Rick, Richard, etc.)

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

betterinsodapop posted:

I went to a high school where we had a shop teacher named Mr. Henroid.
I also worked at a university where the head of the buildings and grounds crew was named Dick Falcon. (and he absolutely went by "Dick," not Rick, Richard, etc.)

When I lived (briefly) in Tampa in 1989, there was a morning zoo show that had a game called "Dick, not a Dick". There would find a guy named Richard in the phone book to play along, and the caller would ask him a series of questions to determine if he went by the nickname Dick (without asking directly). They used part of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" (edited down to say "dic") as the theme song.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Solice Kirsk posted:

But if you became an ER doctor and they kept paging "Dr. Trauma" it would be awesome.

Had my wisdom teeth taken out by Dr. Slaughter.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Che Delilas posted:

Had my wisdom teeth taken out by Dr. Slaughter.

Did he put you under with slaughing gas?

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
My GP doc is named Rod Johnson and he's exactly as smug as you'd expect.

jamoncorona
Apr 9, 2014

Look at that guy's weiner.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



My former dentist was James Brown, he played bass in a rockabilly band and carved things like skulls into gold crowns for punks.

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

jamoncorona posted:

Look at that guy's weiner.

Look at that guy's Weimaraner.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

donquixotic
May 1, 2007
I had a form tutor called Mr R Payne for two years at school who on his last day when asked what the R stood for said "my friends call me Dick" that was the first time in two years I heard him make a joke

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

donquixotic posted:

I had a form tutor called Mr R Payne for two years at school who on his last day when asked what the R stood for said "my friends call me Dick" that was the first time in two years I heard him make a joke

Wait, so he just went by 'R' for two years?

Did he have a brother called T?

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