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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


wow somebody has an open schedule this morning

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



OK PISS BABBY

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

mdemone posted:

wow somebody has an open schedule this morning

or a really long poop

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Lol, no one is talking about this. He's in a rare mood today. I'd say the AHCA must be really bad, but he clearly has no idea what's in it, so he's just assuming.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

be the change u wish to feed to the absolute best boy in the world

i would but a bird swooped down and snatched up my how to do a animes drawings book :(

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
this guy chucks

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Why is he melting down

Beyond it's Thursday and baby cranky

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Al! posted:

dont worry about the rise in hate crime activity, thats just larping too

"There's a rise in hate crimes and that's directly attributable to trump" and "most of Berkley protest culture is theater" aren't mutually exclusive

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I Have No Tape and I Must Piss

Serf
May 5, 2011


alnilam posted:

or a really long poop

its really weird to think that the president poops, but he do

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Serf posted:

stewart was better at being angry, yeah. i dunno if he was actually angry or not, but he sold it well

:iwanttobelieve:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Serf posted:

stewart was better at being angry, yeah. i dunno if he was actually angry or not, but he sold it well

stewart's shows with the 9/11 first responders had a purity to them

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

trump is in campaign mode

:patriot:

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


alnilam posted:

or a really long poop

yeah like, 12-13" at least

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

You know, if we never see the piss tape, it's going to be one of the great regrets of my life, as my remaining organic parts wither and fold in whatever passes for a nursing home in the year 2065.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

William Bear posted:

Also, his title was Homeland Security Secretary. Does Trump's mind just shut down with rage when he sees a three-letter name that starts with "Je-"?

Je-!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
This is a pretty good cat trick vid.

https://twitter.com/sarahjorden_/status/877005793492692992

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Broken clock

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/877894470498488320

:negative:

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

good rear end twet from the president

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

So, we know what Fox News is reporting on today.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Business Gorillas posted:

"There's a rise in hate crimes and that's directly attributable to trump" and "most of Berkley protest culture is theater" aren't mutually exclusive

look all i know is that when the white supremacists decided to demonstrate in my town after two people were murdered by a white supremacist, people showed up in force, scared the hell out of them, and then they cancelled an anti muslim rally they had planned in the city, even though they had massive amounts of police protection. if that isnt results then [shrug] idk what you want

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

obama admin was perpetually :ohdear:

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


mdemone posted:

You know, if we never see the piss tape, it's going to be one of the great regrets of my life, as my remaining organic parts wither and fold in whatever passes for a nursing home in the year 2065.

i'm gonna have my consciousness uploaded to a computer with directions to let it meld with the piss tape data when the tape finally gets released 100 years in the future

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


well they weren't wrong. it absolutely would have been spun that way.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


BeOSPOS posted:

trump is in campaign mode

:patriot:

Cedar Rapids brought his Orb powers back to 699%

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

C U C K

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Shugojin posted:

Why is he melting down
It's already the run up to 2020

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

nothing like the smell of Milk Toast in the morning

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i think they declared our mayor a member of antifa for pulling their permits too lol

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Canada's Trump Strategy is trending on Twitter. Fukken lol I hope this pisses of baby pres so much he just announces an end to NAFTA willy nilly.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



and he's only getting $65 million from his book deal???

DOUBLE IT!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Biggest cucks in the history of America lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

thrawn527 posted:

Lol, no one is talking about this. He's in a rare mood today. I'd say the AHCA must be really bad, but he clearly has no idea what's in it, so he's just assuming.

I had the misfortune of watching morning joe today and they actually had an extended segment with dems on the hill arguing that its time for new leadership in the house

so he might have been hate watching mika today idk

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


I'm gonna be an old man talking about Trump poo poo and my children will assume I've gone senile and put me in a home. poo poo is just too unbelievable.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



トランプ!!!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
WHAT ABOUT THE MEMES I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA MAKE FRIENDS HERE DUDE

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


jBrereton posted:

It's already the run up to 2020

More of a waddle

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Can't wait to see Tralmp do the opposite of this.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Biggest cucks in the history of America lmao
It wouldn't have mattered. America did not, and does not, give a poo poo.

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