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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



please reboot my show
let me see darlene again
let me see how dj's grown
which of the beckys down the drain
in other words im broke
in other words i think i own a peanut farm or something?

fill my life with tweets
let me post forevermore
even tho dan killed himself (in the show, not irl)
hanging from the knob of a door
in other words, please be true
truth is garbage to fucktards like you

fill my life with tweets
let me post forevermore
please retweet and share
i am a hosed up ersatz cher
in other words, please be true
truth is garbage
to fucktards
like you

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

complete

global

dick perforation

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Serf posted:

i mean the dems are gonna catch the blame for this move, one way or the other

after the inevitable dicksplosions yes

if republicans are going to blame dems for this i want it to be through the pain of their nuts being jello

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
my prediction: the GOP "wont have enough votes to pass it" and then they'll add in some extra lovely amendments and the people who pretended they wouldn't vote for it are now gonna say they held out and got the best they could and then it'll pass

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/877928305760096256

no tapes but the piss tape

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Lessail posted:

Talking Heads is good

thanks for reminding me to listen to stop making sense again

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Proud Christian Mom posted:

dont worry guys, Cory Booker and Nancy Pelosi will save us

My 73 year old mother was bitching about Nancy Pelosi this morning. "Why can't she retire, she's going to ruin everything for us in 2018."

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


the loving stupidest of Trump bluffs

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump lied

an 8 year old died

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Serf posted:

i mean the dems are gonna catch the blame for this move, one way or the other

Thats because their incompetance makes them complicit

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




trump

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

what the gently caress was his tweet then

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Mordiceius posted:

Greetings Trump thread!

I return from a hiatus to ask, how certain is death?

Likely.


However, ill live forever. I want my ashes to be uploaded to SA so i can be bad forever

Serf
May 5, 2011


Yinlock posted:

after the inevitable dicksplosions yes

if republicans are going to blame dems for this i want it to be through the pain of their nuts being jello

what we want and what will happen are two different things

unless of course you mean exploding their dicks in the manner that occurred to "david duke without the baggage" two weeks ago

in that case, hell yeah

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Oh, so it was just the president saying an insane thing to intimidate someone, excellent

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Mordiceius posted:

Greetings Trump thread!

I return from a hiatus to ask, how certain is death?

cmon u know the answer already

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

note the source and be reminded of:

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/877627606312472576

Serf
May 5, 2011


Phi230 posted:

Thats because their incompetance makes them complicit

you are correct about this 100%

they're gonna catch hell from all sides

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

murked by dragon posted:

so would a soft coup matter or not matter

yup

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



"person familiar with" is trump

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Serf posted:

i mean the dems are gonna catch the blame for this move, one way or the other

Yes they need to score it to be revenue neutral out to 10 years, or something like that. That's the easy part though because there are various tricks you can use to make this happen and they made the CBO use dynamic scoring, ie tax cuts always make the economy go up bullshit, when they took control of the Senate.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008



(tbf this also happens spontaneously to dems when they have an opportunity to move left)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I like how this line of thinking only seems to apply to R's. They were saying this about GW too, but I can't remember anyone saying this about Obama.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
the democrats only suck marginally less poo poo than the republicans because they aren't mustache twirlingly evil, they are merely cripplingly incompetent milquetoast progressives who accept bribes from corporations

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

sandoz posted:

listen ... stop making sense
:confused:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


it's weird that bloomberg occasionally does actual reporting but bloom himself is a huge right wing chode

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Haha take that dumbocrats! You fell for it agaiN! -- My uncle who hasn't been employed for more than 20k/yr for the past 30 years probably

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Mordiceius posted:

Greetings Trump thread!

I return from a hiatus to ask, how certain is death?

not only certain but mandatory as well, so be sure to plan ahead and get a good spot...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

eonwe posted:

the democrats only suck marginally less poo poo than the republicans because they aren't mustache twirlingly evil, they are merely cripplingly incompetent milquetoast progressives who accept bribes from corporations
They aren't progressives

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Haha. Schumer's doing a press conference next to a big poster that says "Mean" quoting Trump about the new health bill, and someone scrawled "ER" really shittily in ballpoint pen on it.

orange sky
May 7, 2007


this looks like cancer

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

eonwe posted:

the democrats only suck marginally less poo poo than the republicans because they aren't mustache twirlingly evil, they are merely cripplingly incompetent milquetoast progressives who accept bribes from corporations

it's a result of them being the "everyone else" party, since republicans are so massive and always vote lockstep

2 party system sucks rear end

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

what the gently caress was his tweet then

Another, even dumber, attempt to obstruct justice. He really likes doing that.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
this is gonna pass on partisan lines, Dems will be called obstructionist despite not being able to do a literal thing to stop it, and millions will die
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/877924183631581186

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Augus
Mar 9, 2015


AmericAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJnUydRGUfA&t=13s

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I mean yeah, but why not go out on top

https://twitter.com/politico/status/877929258689085440

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Yinlock posted:

i think we should hear him out

"not being covered in honey and ants" isn't a progressive value you shill

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

just had my daily lol at Trump firing Comey

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