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Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012

BovineFury posted:

Exploding whip cream canister with history of disasters kills french blogger fitness guru. It sounds like an Onion article. :staredog:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40362094

A fitness guru dying of a whip cream canister.... You can't make this poo poo up. Of all the people who I thought would never go near such a thing, a fitness person ranks pretty high on that list.

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Mr Shiny Pants posted:

A fitness guru dying of a whip cream canister.... You can't make this poo poo up. Of all the people who I thought would never go near such a thing, a fitness person ranks pretty high on that list.

You can get high off the nitrous in them. Which is the only actual reason anyone purchases them to start with.

edit: for example nangcat here

Bogan King posted:







ne: meant to post in funny pics but this works.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Bogan King posted:

You can get high off the nitrous in them. Which is the only actual reason anyone purchases them to start with.

edit: for example nangcat here

nitrous only keeps effecting you for a few minutes after you stop inhaling it.
I think that cat's got the brain problems now from oxygen deprivation :ohdear:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hihohe posted:

Those robots scare me. look at the scratches they are making in the floor.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hugely underrated movie

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



mobby_6kl posted:

This makes sense. I used to have a pet trutle as a kid and once it just disappeared from a fenced-in backyard :rip:

:same:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
How does it.. you know, get over "the top", like? Does it bend?

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Mr Shiny Pants posted:

A fitness guru dying of a whip cream canister.... You can't make this poo poo up. Of all the people who I thought would never go near such a thing, a fitness person ranks pretty high on that list.

A fitness person with the last name Burger.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

How does it.. you know, get over "the top", like? Does it bend?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol why did this idiot think it was brexit related and not that the queen was forced into parliament as a result of a general election during one of her favourite events of the year

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

johnnyratbastard posted:

A fitness person with the last name Burger.

Thank you!

I was about to say how this wasn't the mentioned by a goon in the very first post.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/xqpNhKl.mp4

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012

johnnyratbastard posted:

A fitness person with the last name Burger.

This also.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

Hugely underrated movie

I watched it last week and it didn't really hold up like I was hoping it would. It feels very cheap, which I didn't notice when I was a kid.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

nitrous only keeps effecting you for a few minutes after you stop inhaling it.
I think that cat's got the brain problems now from oxygen deprivation :ohdear:

Whipped cream killed my wife and made my cat retarded

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Basebf555 posted:

I watched it last week and it didn't really hold up like I was hoping it would. It feels very cheap, which I didn't notice when I was a kid.

And I was going to rewatch it.

Okay let's reset

*tries to think of denzel*

Devil in a Blue Dress

:ins:

uh Equalizer

Book of Eli

Man on Fire, Fallen

This man is un-impeachable

Virtuosity

That's the one

dear lord Philadelphia, Pelican Brief

when cineD sucks off Keanu and Com Truise they should remember the great one

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



the loving upside down chip bag

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

This made me far angrier than it should have.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Jose posted:

lol why did this idiot think it was brexit related and not that the queen was forced into parliament as a result of a general election during one of her favourite events of the year

Apparently she changed before she went to the horse races or whatever she was doing, so that outfit was only for whatever speech she was giving.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Don't doxx me with how I eat kit-kats.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013



Please don't doxx me

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



:eyepop:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Glazier posted:

This made me far angrier than it should have.

Thread title

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Toys For rear end Bum posted:

nitrous only keeps effecting you for a few minutes after you stop inhaling it.
I think that cat's got the brain problems now from oxygen deprivation :ohdear:

Or *dude takes pictures of his cat meowing and licking its nose*

"hmm what bullshit story can I make up for internet fame?"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

You're not?

Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009

They're someone, somewhere.

And so am I!

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


In my head on most of those all I can hear is "There's got to be a better way!"

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


e: oops DP

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I've done that thing with the Kit Kat before, and it's actually sort of satisfying. I have the decency to do it in my own home or otherwise in privacy, though.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

My roommates are both white midwesterner 20-somethings with helicopter parents who did everything for them their entire lives.

This gif is pretty much my life. It would also need to include some bafflement over how power tools work, or taking your dog for a walk in the rain and not toweling it off when you get home, or...

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Chinese bike share firm goes bust after losing 90% of bikes

quote:

Chongqing-based Wukong Bikes said the bulk of its 1,200 two-wheelers were lost or stolen.
Unlike rivals, the firm did not put GPS systems on its bikes and by the time it realised the technology was necessary, money had run out.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

You're a loving monster, posting this poo poo.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Paper Diamonds posted:

This gif is pretty much my life. It would also need to include some bafflement over how power tools work, or taking your dog for a walk in the rain and not toweling it off when you get home, or...

My favorite is people who are completely baffled by every new washer/dryer they encounter, because they only ever did laundry at their parents house and probably not even then. They all basically work the same buddy, just pick the cycle you want and hit the start button.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Reminds me of a song*.

* Not sure if Australian hip-hop constitutes a song or even music

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





this is probably the first time a gif has truly upset me

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Basebf555 posted:

My favorite is people who are completely baffled by every new washer/dryer they encounter, because they only ever did laundry at their parents house and probably not even then. They all basically work the same buddy, just pick the cycle you want and hit the start button.

This was me when I first got to college, laundry at my parents was taught to me as a kid as "turn this dial to here and hit this button", it was never explained why you turn that dial to that spot so I had to get a crash course in why you wash X type clothes with Y type cycle because my "turn dial to here" knowledge no longer sufficed.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Voted 5 at that milk carton one.

Didn't go far enough for me though. I wanted them to put the cereal into the milk jug and then cut the side open to eat out of that.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

RareAcumen posted:

Voted 5 at that milk carton one.

Didn't go far enough for me though. I wanted them to put the cereal into the milk jug and then cut the side open to eat out of that.
pff, amateurs. you pour the milk into the bowl of cereal, then everything goes back in the cereal box

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Is it time again for my favorite milk gif?
http://i.imgur.com/Ez061Sa.mp4

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