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TROIKA CURES GREEK: Jun 30, 2015; by R. Guyovich

hoping the government forms a task group to investigate so one of the ny tabloids can run with the OTTO COMMISSION headline.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:12

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:12

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

facebook jihad posted:

If this is real it's like the most Garfield of political comics I've ever seen

He did die on a Monday.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:16

Space Crabs: Mar 10, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

EX250 Type R posted:

you know those brain bugs from starship troopers? maybe the north koreans have a helmet that sucks all your brain info out

great so they know about the one place in the world worse than north korea, ohio

# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:18

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

fruit on the bottom posted:

He did die on a Monday.

Reverse Solomon Grundy syndrome, what a shame

# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:49

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Over There posted:

He has two T's between his eyes

otto is literally the face of america :911:

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:03

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JL6vKB5qMU

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:04

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Ghostlight posted:

otto is literally the face of america

I can't believe they actually tried to do that.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:05

Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

I finally found Caro's blog, for anyone interested. Only two entries.

https://steemit.com/@kpatrickdawes

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:22

meat police: Nov 14, 2015

Cymoril posted:

I finally found Caro's blog, for anyone interested. Only two entries.

https://steemit.com/@kpatrickdawes

Bring our boys back (to GBS)

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:26

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

survives syria only to be silenced by Hillary, rip

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:29

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

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lol what the hell genesplicer?

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:30

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ElGroucho posted:

Juche the two of us
We can make it if we try
Juche the two of us
(Juche the two of us)

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:30

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:32

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

[genesplicer voice] good news, everyone! I've probated our most active photoshop contributer and I only had to dig through posts made a week ago to do it!

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:36

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Psycho Society posted:

[genesplicer voice] good news, everyone! I've probated our most active photoshop contributer and I only had to dig through posts made a week ago to do it!

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:37

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

I sure hope somebody goes through the several-thousand-page trump thread and reports every instance of tweet-posting.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:39

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Psycho Society posted:

[genesplicer voice] good news, everyone! I've probated our most active photoshop contributer and I only had to dig through posts made a week ago to do it!

Lmao genesplicer you suck

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:43

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

https://twitter.com/dril/status/877004092555612160

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:45

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

leaking from the thread in the mod forum where the mods and admins all erp in a big gay orgy

SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jun 22, 2017

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:49

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

SpaceClown posted:

leaking from the thread in the mod forum where the mods and admins all erp in a big gay orgy

That's fake. There's too much enthusiasm. The real genesplicer will never understand the human emotions of joy or laughter.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 05:11

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

I'm pretty positive that the satellite that North Korea's dictator sent into space wasn't for his "long rage nuclear war heads" but instead it was so that his 100 times more genius scientists then any other country will be able to hack into any of the 30,000 satellites hovering above the world/America and cause them to fall from space an land on our nuclear plants. He won't have to launch any nuclear war heads to destroy America, just cause a few satellites to fall and have our own nuclear war heads destroy us.
It's funny, it used to be "the spirit of God" that hovered over the face of the earth and now it's "the spirit of satan" (technology) that's hovering over the face of the earth and what's funnier is we put it there but the funniest thing is that Christians in America say they believe that satan is real but they have no idea that the spirit of satan lives among us and because of that, they won't believe that the spirit of satan lives inside everything that man created by destroying what God created to build their own kingdom/the kingdom of satan that is stretched into space/the heavens. So yes, the kingdom of Satan has reached the gates of the kingdom of God because WE BUILT IT!! Lol it's so easy to see this but I doubt anyone will. Also the bible tells us in the book of revelation that God will have the world destroy America before the anti Christ reigns. The title is "the woman on the beast" read it if you don't believe me, the woman is America.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:24

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I'm pretty positive that the satellite that North Korea's dictator sent into space wasn't for his "long rage nuclear war heads" but instead it was so that his 100 times more genius scientists then any other country will be able to hack into any of the 30,000 satellites hovering above the world/America and cause them to fall from space an land on our nuclear plants. He won't have to launch any nuclear war heads to destroy America, just cause a few satellites to fall and have our own nuclear war heads destroy us.
It's funny, it used to be "the spirit of God" that hovered over the face of the earth and now it's "the spirit of satan" (technology) that's hovering over the face of the earth and what's funnier is we put it there but the funniest thing is that Christians in America say they believe that satan is real but they have no idea that the spirit of satan lives among us and because of that, they won't believe that the spirit of satan lives inside everything that man created by destroying what God created to build their own kingdom/the kingdom of satan that is stretched into space/the heavens. So yes, the kingdom of Satan has reached the gates of the kingdom of God because WE BUILT IT!! Lol it's so easy to see this but I doubt anyone will. Also the bible tells us in the book of revelation that God will have the world destroy America before the anti Christ reigns. The title is "the woman on the beast" read it if you don't believe me, the woman is America.

*breaks down door with a battering ram, tosses in a flashbang followed by 4 officers in tactical gear swarm into the room, tacticool carbines drawn, scanning all sectors before the all clear is given*

Nice meltdown.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:42

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

VikingSkull posted:

Otto died hysteric on the Juche Road

Witness him

*takes out can of botulism sprays it all over face and neck*

WITNESSED

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jun 22, 2017

# ? Jun 22, 2017 08:08

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I'm pretty positive that the satellite that North Korea's dictator sent into space wasn't for his "long rage nuclear war heads" but instead it was so that his 100 times more genius scientists then any other country will be able to hack into any of the 30,000 satellites hovering above the world/America and cause them to fall from space an land on our nuclear plants. He won't have to launch any nuclear war heads to destroy America, just cause a few satellites to fall and have our own nuclear war heads destroy us.
It's funny, it used to be "the spirit of God" that hovered over the face of the earth and now it's "the spirit of satan" (technology) that's hovering over the face of the earth and what's funnier is we put it there but the funniest thing is that Christians in America say they believe that satan is real but they have no idea that the spirit of satan lives among us and because of that, they won't believe that the spirit of satan lives inside everything that man created by destroying what God created to build their own kingdom/the kingdom of satan that is stretched into space/the heavens. So yes, the kingdom of Satan has reached the gates of the kingdom of God because WE BUILT IT!! Lol it's so easy to see this but I doubt anyone will. Also the bible tells us in the book of revelation that God will have the world destroy America before the anti Christ reigns. The title is "the woman on the beast" read it if you don't believe me, the woman is America.

north korean scientists can barely do anything fyi

# ? Jun 22, 2017 08:10

Trans Ferdinand: Oct 24, 2005; Take Me Out Of Gear

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Otto Coldbier

works on multiple levels

# ? Jun 22, 2017 09:03

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

sebmojo posted:

*takes out can of botulism sprays it all over face and neck*

WITNESSED

# ? Jun 22, 2017 09:08

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

So did they finally find out that this was a result of a botched suicide attempt yet?

# ? Jun 22, 2017 09:22

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

I envy him tbh

# ? Jun 22, 2017 09:26

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/21/seoul-proposes-north-korea-host-some-winter-olympics-skiing-events

quote:

South Korea has proposed that North Korea host some of the skiing events at next year�s Winter Olympics, in a move it hopes will ease cross-border political tensions.

the Otto Warmbier Memorial sky resort

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:39

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Kurtofan posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/21/seoul-proposes-north-korea-host-some-winter-olympics-skiing-events

the Otto Warmbier Memorial sky resort

Ski jump should cross the DMZ.

Keep the minefields intact. Make it interesting if the fall short.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:41

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

satanic splash-back posted:

I sure hope somebody goes through the several-thousand-page trump thread and reports every instance of tweet-posting.

Its okay, genesplicer just got mad and decided to close the entire trump lol thread instead

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:44

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Psycho Society posted:

[genesplicer voice] good news, everyone! I've probated our most active photoshop contributer and I only had to dig through posts made a week ago to do it!

"Reposting a tweet without a comment of any sort. User loses posting privileges for 1 day"

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:55

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Toadvine posted:

"Reposting a tweet without a comment of any sort. User loses posting privileges for 1 day"

I pray for the person that ever has to explain the concept of "emptyquoting" to him

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:58

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

gently caress you genesplicer you are the worst mod

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:58

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Otto Warmbier- Retarded??

~ by N. Korea ~

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:59

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

CharlestonJew posted:

I pray for the person that ever has to explain the concept of "emptyquoting" to him

I think the tweet was actually a photoshop edit he made, too. oh gene... why do you do this to us

# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:00

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

https://twitter.com/Rhizzone_Txt/status/877637002652508160

# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:04

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

CharlestonJew posted:

I pray for the person that ever has to explain the concept of "emptyquoting" to him

# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:06

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

HAT FETISH posted:

https://twitter.com/Rhizzone_Txt/status/877637002652508160

hahaha

# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:09

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B. Birdsworth: Jul 31, 2014; There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

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B. Birdsworth fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jun 22, 2017

# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:22

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