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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

logikv9 posted:

pence brings a horse for every member of the suicide caucus

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

TwoStepBoog posted:

Jeb is a mess.

jeb! healthcare plan: guac

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Me, impecable night crew tastes: bashing on Pelosi is misogyny

You, drinking a glass of day crew milk: this healthcare bill will probably kill a lot of innocent people

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Third World Reggin posted:

drill yellowstone, relieve pressure on the caldera

pop it like a huge zit

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

logikv9 posted:

jeb! healthcare plan: guac

a broken guac tastes right two times a day

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6IJ5pxZ1Q

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

pop it like a huge zit

tell him the cauldera is full of piss

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Third World Reggin posted:

*looks at eonwe*

you uhh yah you need uhh I am gonna have to check your dipstick

*puts on lab coat*

same

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i think this bill might be even worse than the house bill.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That DICK! posted:

hey any flight experts here. any experts on finding cheap flights.

Stay outta the PNW you american refugee fucks

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AboctQk2qNk

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:

the only thing the left hates more than the right is themselves, it's why mass organizing is almost impossible

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Ed


Balls

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

checked ur milkshake and its full of gravy

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


paranoid randroid posted:

tell me more about how we need to reach out to moderates who might get spooked by inflammatory election mailers

Hmmm this leader has sat back and chilled while their party slides into irrelevance and they piss off then only part of the base thats winning any elections, let's keep her around because failure should be rewarded

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

this bill owns

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

i think this bill might be even worse than the house bill.

yeah it owns

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Yinlock posted:

the only thing the left hates more than the right is themselves, it's why mass organizing is almost impossible

I thought we were the Popular Front.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

je ris sans cul



ilwa

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
I miss when healthcare bills were all about tort reform and not just focused on appeasing the blood god.


just kidding! this owns!

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

Dems love to buy into the pretty blatantly misogynistic attacks on pelosi from the right and delude themselves that her replacement wouldn't be politically worse.

And attacked just as fiercely. Somehow Dems think that there's something special about Pelosi that causes her to show up in attack ads that wouldn't be present if they just picked a new face.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

i think this bill might be even worse than the house bill.

seems that way yeah

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

prefect posted:

I thought we were the Popular Front.

no we're the Actually Self-Aware Front, and with that awareness comes self-loathing

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
like i'm pretty sure if they pass this the insurance market is gonna explode and rural america is gonn' die

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

it does, indeed, own.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
eonwe seems your diet isn't quite right

I am gonna recommend you stop eating frito pies for breakfast

eonwe: no

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/877921516461096960

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Schnorkles posted:

like i'm pretty sure if they pass this the insurance market is gonna explode and rural america is gonn' die

it, owns

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Huxley posted:

And attacked just as fiercely. Somehow Dems think that there's something special about Pelosi that causes her to show up in attack ads that wouldn't be present if they just picked a new face.

but instead of telling the right to "gently caress their feelings" the left just wants to appease them

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Agean90 posted:

Hmmm this leader has sat back and chilled while their party slides into irrelevance and they piss off then only part of the base thats winning any elections, let's keep her around because failure should be rewarded

That isnt her job though

Her job is to break backs and get people to oh whatever you won't pay attention to me anyways

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2pyvKTiG0

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bip Roberts posted:

Dems love to buy into the pretty blatantly misogynistic attacks on pelosi from the right and delude themselves that her replacement wouldn't be politically worse.

the challenger for her district is a bernie guy

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

like i'm pretty sure if they pass this the insurance market is gonna explode and rural america is gonn' die

hail satan :flashfap:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

i think this bill might be even worse than the house bill.

House bill: You will die and the rich will get richer.
Senate bill: You will extra die and the rich will get extra richer.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

no we're the Actually Self-Aware Front, and with that awareness comes self-loathing

Not Actually

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the challenger for her district is a bernie guy

the last challenger was not however.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

tell him the cauldera is full of piss

another day in the piss mines, my legs being melted by deadly magma-like piss

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TwoStepBoog posted:

House bill: You will die and the rich will get richer.
Senate bill: You will extra die and the rich will get extra richer.

this one has the added benefit of explicitly setting the insurance market into a death spiral

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the challenger for her district is a bernie guy

nah, not that challenger, challenger for house minority speaker. that's a thankless lovely position and nobody really wants it. all we'd get is a paul ryan but slighter more right wing.

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