NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lockback posted:

I'm down for a PG rental but not Ricky

Also, I really, really don't have to watch Pacers games to keep up with Rubio.

Look dude...if I have to watch this bullshit next season, someone has to suffer with me.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:05

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Ingram is apparently on the table now for Paul George. However deals can't be completed until the pick is made now at this point.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:05

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/WindhorstESPN/status/877995980741726209

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:06

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

Turner still owns at least

https://twitter.com/Original_Turner/status/877977400323080192

https://twitter.com/arod0034/status/877987603269664768
https://twitter.com/Original_Turner/status/877993534141464576

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:06

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Time posted:

PURO PINCHE SPURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-tbxs7zRo

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:06

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Codependent Poster posted:

https://twitter.com/arod0034/status/877987603269664768
https://twitter.com/Original_Turner/status/877993534141464576

I love Myles. I'll be sad when he leaves us too.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:07

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Rick posted:

Ingram is apparently on the table now for Paul George. However deals can't be completed until the pick is made now at this point.

Does Magic have a plan at all

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:08

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

guys the priestesses started singing dainas and flowers are being offered to the fire i think KP is getting traded

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:10

Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

Diva Cupcake posted:

https://twitter.com/WindhorstESPN/status/877995980741726209

What the gently caress do the Cavs even have? Aren't their only tradeable assets Love and Kyrie? I like Danny and all, and he's definitely better than those two, but I don't think you can convince cleveland of it.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:10

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Cool Buff Man posted:

Does Magic have a plan at all

Lol, of course not

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:11

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Bashez posted:

What the gently caress do the Cavs even have? Aren't their only tradeable assets Love and Kyrie? I like Danny and all, and he's definitely better than those two, but I don't think you can convince cleveland of it.

Wait what?

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:11

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Cool Buff Man posted:

Does Magic have a plan at all

the stars will sign to play in la is his plan

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:11

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Bashez posted:

What the gently caress do the Cavs even have? Aren't their only tradeable assets Love and Kyrie? I like Danny and all, and he's definitely better than those two, but I don't think you can convince cleveland of it.

It's a little early in the offseason for Bashez to be in the best posting shape of his life

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:12

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

pubic works project posted:

Wait what?

Bashez

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:12

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Cool Buff Man posted:

Does Magic have a plan at all

I joke about Phil Jackson, known Knick hater, taking the job to intentionally ruin the Knicks, maybe this is Johnson's plan for revenge against the Lakers for some unknown reason.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:12

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

i never watch the draft but i really want to today

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:12

big boi: Jun 11, 2007

Bashez posted:

What the gently caress do the Cavs even have? Aren't their only tradeable assets Love and Kyrie? I like Danny and all, and he's definitely better than those two, but I don't think you can convince cleveland of it.

I appreciate your measured analysis.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:13

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Bashez

Lmao I know, but god drat. There's Bashez...and there's BASHEZ...

I just wasn't expecting this in the offseason.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:13

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Cool Buff Man posted:

Does Magic have a plan at all

Trade away young talent
Trade away draft picks
?????
Profit via a fat settlement after getting fired two years into a five year contract

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:14

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

thats a great bashez post because everything is extremely correct except green being better than love and kyrie

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:14

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

The Glumslinger posted:

Lol, of course not

Rick posted:

I joke about Phil Jackson, known Knick hater, taking the job to intentionally ruin the Knicks, maybe this is Johnson's plan for revenge against the Lakers for some unknown reason.

tanglewood1420 posted:

Trade away young talent
Trade away draft picks
?????
Profit via a fat settlement after getting fired two years into a five year contract

I don't even hate the Lakers so this is all just perplexing to me, not really that enjoyable cuz it feels like multiple careers are being ruined. But also very funny

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:15

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Rick posted:

Ingram is apparently on the table now for Paul George. However deals can't be completed until the pick is made now at this point.

Hey Rick, you got a link or a source on this? Just curious as how good of a source its coming from

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:16

Bush Did Outer Heaven: Jan 18, 2005; The Sweetest Payne

Cool Buff Man posted:

Broussard tries to chime in with the most obvious of all takes

https://twitter.com/Chris_Broussard/status/877989519353561088

true enough but its still all right for someone to say, "he wants that loving money" instead of local newspaper guys saying he's "determined to lead the Bulls back to contention and Glory in the Eastern Conference!"

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:18

big boi: Jun 11, 2007

Cavs could also trade TT, but that boy ain't a Spur

Edit: Kevin Love could do a pretty good accent and pretend to be a Euro. He already looks like one???

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:20

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

true enough but its still all right for someone to say, "he wants that loving money" instead of local newspaper guys saying he's "determined to lead the Bulls back to contention and Glory in the Eastern Conference!"

Yep I don't blame him or anything, get your money if you can Jimmy, but your hopes and desires mean absolutely nothing to your front office

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:21

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Glumslinger posted:

Hey Rick, you got a link or a source on this? Just curious as how good of a source its coming from

Ew, I should've read more, the source is Rick Kamala on a radio show.

I'm just at this point so willing to believe the worst thing said about the Lakers at this point.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:22

zelah: Dec 1, 2004; Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.

big boi posted:

Cavs could also trade TT, but that boy ain't a Spur

Edit: Kevin Love could do a pretty good accent and pretend to be a Euro. He already looks like one???

Uh, Kevin Love is not ugly

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:23

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Euphronius has the draft GDT up.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824611&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:24

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

big boi posted:

Cavs could also trade TT, but that boy ain't a Spur

Edit: Kevin Love could do a pretty good accent and pretend to be a Euro. He already looks like one???

i thought Love was australian for a long time

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:25

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

true enough but its still all right for someone to say, "he wants that loving money" instead of local newspaper guys saying he's "determined to lead the Bulls back to contention and Glory in the Eastern Conference!"

Eh most local guys think he should be traded(at least with this FO still in power). What are you talking about.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:30

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

https://twitter.com/GoodmanESPN/status/878000719776817152

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:35

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

D'Angelo Russell is going to be better than all the other Lakers picks (Randle, Ingram, Ball)

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:36

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

I have a KP jersey and I'm just gonna be really bummed to see him go before he hits his prime

I bought his jersey in 2015 because I believed so much :smith:

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:39

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Fast Luck posted:

D'Angelo Russell is going to be better than all the other Lakers picks (Randle, Ingram, Ball)

Truth.

I don't think Ingram ever makes an All-Star game.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:45

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

pubic works project posted:

Wait what?

OWNED

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:46

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Fast Luck posted:

D'Angelo Russell is going to be better than all the other Lakers picks (Randle, Ingram, Ball)

Yeah.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:47

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Rick posted:

Yeah.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:47

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

pubic works project posted:

https://twitter.com/GoodmanESPN/status/878000719776817152

http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8sv8qbf

And 2 firsts. This year and next year unprotected.

Edit, add another first actually.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:49

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

I think Ingram has a higher ceiling, but I also really like Russell.

Dexo posted:

http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8sv8qbf

And 2 firsts. This year and next year unprotected.

All those guys look like Bulls players too....

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:49

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:37

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I lied this

http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=ya2tc58t

and 2-3 firsts.

and waive Mike Miller's unguaranteed contract.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:52

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