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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
just imagine how many hookers have had to fist that rear end

hah ed balls, weeeee

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Trump DJs Like a Mad oval office.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

skaboomizzy posted:

big

white

rear end

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

bow chika wow wow

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Reality Winner posted:

why did it make you thirsty

other way

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Not really, youth pastors have always been on the cutting edge of Cringe. American Presidents only just started being galaxy class gently caress ups this year.

There used to be a C.R.A.C.K. house in columbus ohio. C.R.A.C.K., of course, stands for Christ Redeems And Crack Kills.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the general feeling is that Collins has always been an ungettable vote, and if she's leaving to run for gov in 2018 then she really gives no gently caress about leadership

my sense is the conservatives probably fold, not collins.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Donald John Trump (aka 45th and final president of Ameriki :o) is pretty amazing

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Bill will be 50-50 with pence tiebreaking if it passes :shrug:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Donald Trump wears tighty whiteys

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I'm a very bad undersecretary of beer

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pence breaking horse ties

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Not really, youth pastors have always been on the cutting edge of Cringe. American Presidents only just started being galaxy class gently caress ups this year.

*sits backwards-ways in chair with arms folded over on top of it*

hey gang, lets have a "rap sesh" about jesus

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

Bill will be 50-50 with pence tiebreaking if it passes :shrug:

well hopefully pence slips and impales himself on a horse cock but in way he didn't intend before then

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Origami Dali posted:

just imagine how many hookers have had to fist that rear end

hah ed balls, weeeee

Like reacjhing into a backed up sink/food disposal

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Homeless Friend posted:



ideal male body


ahahah lmao

this is the predisent

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sorry, I just can't respect a president who still wears children's underwear. Get a pair of boxers or boxer briefs!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

paranoid randroid posted:

*sits backwards-ways in chair with arms folded over on top of it*

hey gang, lets have a "rap sesh" about jesus

always a goatee

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

NecroMonster posted:

well hopefully pence slips and impales himself on a horse cock but in way he didn't intend before then

normally u wanna make sure a bill passes by 2, so no single senator is the "vote that passed" such and such bill, and so maybe they can get 51 idk

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

NecroMonster posted:

well hopefully pence slips and impales himself on a horse cock but in way he didn't intend before then

Im imagining the way johns foster dad dies but instead of a liquid metal spike its a erect horse penis

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

evening group:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Bill will be 50-50 with pence tiebreaking if it passes :shrug:

lol the horse-lover man will prove his worth

* album is mostly unlistenable. enjoy! *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTItE0jfQI

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

fits my needs posted:

always a goatee

takes about six months before Pastor Chet has to go away because he got caught soliciting a blowie from a 17 year old

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i think it's stoll sample time gently caress

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zyla posted:

evening group:



:same:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


In case you need a laugh (let's be honest you need a laugh) here's Ellen catching and shaming an audience member for taking more than one free item

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

everytime jesus built my hotrod comes on i feel like doing a find and replace to turn it into some sort of trump song and then i don't

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Zyla posted:

evening group:



I need dis.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zyla posted:

evening group:



Related, lmao id hate to be the person looking over the surveys i submit from that study you linked me

Im a mess :laffo:

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

TMMadman posted:

Donald Trump wears tighty whiteys

Is it just me or is it weird that there's like no dick and balls bilge At All in any of those

Like does he even have anything down there or is he just smooth like a ken doll

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
at this point i'm not sure if heller just doesn't want to be in the senate anymore or if mcconnell has his wife and kids in a basement somewhere

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Weeping Wound posted:

I'm a very bad undersecretary of beer

trump made me unironically throw up and it owned. I never thought I would be able to experience deep revulsion in this life time but there's a first time for everything so lmbo it owns tgat ge made me throw up because thats what I associate him with sincerely. It was a special moment between me and my rapist piss hog president :sparkles:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Chris James 2 posted:

In case you need a laugh (let's be honest you need a laugh) here's Ellen catching and shaming an audience member for taking more than one free item

why didn't they beat the poo poo out of her on stage in front of everybody?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Is it just me or is it weird that there's like no dick and balls bilge At All in any of those

Like does he even have anything down there or is he just smooth like a ken doll

It's hard to tailor around a gunt

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Zyla posted:

evening group:



trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I crack up every goddamned time with that avatar

It's all the funnier because I know it's barely shopped

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

In case you need a laugh (let's be honest you need a laugh) here's Ellen catching and shaming an audience member for taking more than one free item

it's always hilarious seeing a multimillionaire shame those that are lesser than her lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

trump made me unironically throw up and it owned. I never thought I would be able to experience deep revulsion in this life time but there's a first time for everything so lmbo it owns tgat ge made me throw up because thats what I associate him with sincerely. It was a special moment between me and my rapist piss hog president :sparkles:

madam president I salute you

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/bmaz/status/877968649977421824

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