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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
jk im very happy for colbert writer squizzle

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

GOP sends this message to the poor, elderly and basically anyone who isn't super rich:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yinlock posted:

mitch will not rest until every rural is ash'

so business as usual

good for him, did someone with a lot of flag emojis on twitter explain how it is actually hillbama's fault if they die from preventable diseases yet?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

zen death robot posted:

remember when people thought Trump secretly wanted universal healthcare and would make that a thing

baloogan sincerely thought this and it was hilarious

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

goddam

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GrimGypsy posted:

good for him, did someone with a lot of flag emojis on twitter explain how it is actually hillbama's fault if they die from preventable diseases yet?

suck zone was way ahead of them

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

OhFunny posted:

so Trump called the new Saudi crown prince to congratulate him and talked about Iran.

and Saudi Arabia releases its 13 demands to Qatar.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/878076496555933696

lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

HELLO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS GIF

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i worked for a mill where they told me a story that someone was looking the wrong way when this happened (it's caused when a hot billet buckles when they're firing it through the mile long series of play dough extrudes that turns steel into other things) and was cut clean in half but took an hour to die because his wounds were instantly cauterized. i never found whether that was just something that they used to scare the new guys

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

GobiasIndustries posted:

It''s the Better Health Reconciliation Act now and it's worse than ACHA


remember when goons were like "well at least senate won't past this piece of shot as-is"? lol

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

OhFunny posted:

so Trump called the new Saudi crown prince to congratulate him and talked about Iran.

and Saudi Arabia releases its 13 demands to Qatar.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/878076496555933696

Saudi Arabia on Trumps visit: "Best $400,000,000 we've ever spent."
:smuggo:

^^^^we weren't wrong, although I don't know how many assumed they'd make it worse

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

OhFunny posted:

so Trump called the new Saudi crown prince to congratulate him and talked about Iran.

and Saudi Arabia releases its 13 demands to Qatar.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/878076496555933696

lol its such a loving barely disguised shakedown "shut down all your media that we can't control otherwise, pay us money, cut ties with iran and the perfidious turk, oh and say youre not going to be terrorists anymore"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al! posted:

i worked for a mill where they told me a story that someone was looking the wrong way when this happened (it's caused when a hot billet buckles when they're firing it through the mile long series of play dough extrudes that turns steel into other things) and was cut clean in half but took an hour to die because his wounds were instantly cauterized. i never found whether that was just something that they used to scare the new guys

i think that the moral of this story was supposed to be "the best ppe is awareness" or "death is certain nothing matters"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

At this point it's not "Are we the baddies?"

We're definitely the baddies.

*looks at you vaguely and continues dremeling bible verses into upper*

what? a skull? are you in middle school?

suppose you want a swastika too


just kidding i meant receiver

hahah fooled you

upper

silly

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

DrManiac posted:

remember when goons were like "well at least senate won't past this piece of shot as-is"? lol

i assumed they'd pass it easily because everyone involved is totally spineless

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Al! posted:

i worked for a mill where they told me a story that someone was looking the wrong way when this happened (it's caused when a hot billet buckles when they're firing it through the mile long series of play dough extrudes that turns steel into other things) and was cut clean in half but took an hour to die because his wounds were instantly cauterized. i never found whether that was just something that they used to scare the new guys
Plausible, at least.

Al! posted:

i think that the moral of this story was supposed to be "the best ppe is awareness" or "death is certain nothing matters"

The best PPE is not having a job and just sleeping on a big enough pile of gold that it makes your fat plutocrat rear end immune to the consequences of your actions. :smaug:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DrManiac posted:

remember when goons were like "well at least senate won't past this piece of shot as-is"? lol

lol that was admittedly pretty drat dumb

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Nastier Nate posted:

Saudi Arabia on Trumps visit: "Best $400,000,000 we've ever spent."
:smuggo:

^^^^we weren't wrong, although I don't know how many assumed they'd make it worse

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Better Health Reconciliation Act

B
H
R
A

Barack
Hussein
Rural
Apocalypse

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

DrManiac posted:

remember when goons were like "well at least senate won't past this piece of shot as-is"? lol

the best part was saying it wouldn't pass the house, then immediately turning around and saying it wouldn't pass the senate lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ScrubLeague posted:

Better Health Reconciliation Act

B
H
R
A

Barack
Hussein
Rural
Apocalypse

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Homeless Friend posted:

the best part was saying it wouldn't pass the house, then immediately turning around and saying it wouldn't pass the senate lol

trump will veto it!

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
[quote="“syscall girl”" post="“473680052”"]
yep
[/quote]

i still remember suggesting your name in that yospos name swap thread

i was unemployed using mcdonalds wifi to look for a job because the power was out at my place for like 4 days

that was a bad year

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ScrubLeague posted:

Better Health Reconciliation Act

B
H
R
A

Barack
Hussein
Rural
Apocalypse

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
imagine if martin o'malley won the primary and general and we had a hardbody idiot president instead of a softbody idiot president

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Homeless Friend posted:

the best part was saying it wouldn't pass the house, then immediately turning around and saying it wouldn't pass the senate lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Regular Nintendo posted:

i still remember suggesting your name in that yospos name swap thread

i was unemployed using mcdonalds wifi to look for a job because the power was out at my place for like 4 days

that was a bad year

hehe that was a Debbie Metallica special

I gave someone the username of (it's a vague trailer park boys ref.) Detroit Laser Smooth

I still see them post sometimes and feel bad but whatever

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:same:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
mom prez





Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
MOM would have won

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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OhFunny posted:

so Trump called the new Saudi crown prince to congratulate him and talked about Iran.

and Saudi Arabia releases its 13 demands to Qatar.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/878076496555933696

Sure, why not get another ally of ours (Turkey) involved. I'm glad we have someone on the case.

TRUMP!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/878013307419897856

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Pook Good Mook posted:

Sure, why not get another ally of ours (Turkey) involved. I'm glad we have someone on the case.

i mean "ally" is a strong word at this point considering flynn

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


who among us has not accidentally shared something from an anime porn nazi

The Warthog
Mar 25, 2013

Did I just do your job for you?

that twitter account is equal parts heartbreaking and infuriating :cripes:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


georgia o'keeffe paintings but trump

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

syscall girl posted:

hehe that was a Debbie Metallica special

I gave someone the username of (it's a vague trailer park boys ref.) Detroit Laser Smooth

I still see them post sometimes and feel bad but whatever

i also suggested INSTALL GENTOO and a couple others that got used

tell yospos that wilhelm beers says hi and fyad sux

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Yinlock posted:

i mean "ally" is a strong word at this point considering flynn

We have nukes at the airbase America uses in Turkey. And only 70 miles from the Syrian border!

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

chrysassthemum

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