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There are some geckos that can slough off their top layer of skin to escape when a predator grabs them, but Lenny is clearly an armadillo so I don't know why I even mention that.
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Jun 23, 2017 02:55
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http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/uw362quote:Smells from other armadillos also have potential to attract armadillos. It is believed that armadillos communicate with one another through odors they emit through their anal scent glands. Odors produced by the scent glands of one armadillo may stimulate the curiosity of another. I cannot loving believe this is a real thing
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Jun 23, 2017 03:02
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So Spider-man ripped Lenny's anus off his back?
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Jun 23, 2017 03:03
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But he's not a loving armadillo.
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Jun 23, 2017 04:13
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he's more like an anteater
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Jun 23, 2017 04:17
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And as we all know anteaters eat spiders, so Spiderman was lucky to get the upper hand here.
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Jun 23, 2017 04:43
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Jun 23, 2017 06:37
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I feel like I'm having a stroke.
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Jun 23, 2017 10:06
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I can't get over the idea that Lenny's own scent is attracting him.
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Jun 23, 2017 14:38
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Zeeman posted:http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/uw362 IT'S STILL NOT AN ACTUAL ARMADILLO YOU JUST CALLED IT THAT BECAUSE IT WAS FUN TO SAY ALLITERATIVELY WHEN YOU INSULTED IT, PETER!
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Jun 23, 2017 15:27
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love this comic so much
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Jun 23, 2017 15:35
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redbackground posted:IT'S STILL NOT AN ACTUAL ARMADILLO YOU JUST CALLED IT THAT BECAUSE IT WAS FUN TO SAY ALLITERATIVELY WHEN YOU INSULTED IT, PETER! Not true. Mole Man calls it an "armadillo-like beast" and the narrator calls it an "armadilloid" so it is canonically an armadillo monster!!
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Jun 23, 2017 15:35
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Because armadillos are always covered with individual scales. It's clearly a pangolin.
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Jun 23, 2017 15:43
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It couldn't be Armadillogeddon if it weren't an armadillo monster.
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Jun 23, 2017 15:57
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I really, sincerely hope that the next six months of this comic consist of Spidey and Mole Man fighting a succession of poorly drawn Kirby monsters.
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Jun 23, 2017 16:01
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This is the state of my mind when I read Newspaper Spider-Man
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Jun 23, 2017 16:20
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Zeeman posted:I can't get over the idea that Lenny's own scent is attracting him. Like a dog chasing its own tail.
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Jun 23, 2017 17:59
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Cat Mattress posted:It couldn't be Armadillogeddon if it weren't an armadillo monster.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:50
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 "God Spider-man dont be an idiot of course it doesnt go to the center of the earth."
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Jun 24, 2017 02:50
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Ok, which of you assholes is it? Who here is ACTUALLY the writer of this comic?
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Jun 24, 2017 05:26
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 What the gently caress Why would he follow his own scent He's not even an armadillo! I live in Texas, I see Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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Jun 24, 2017 05:36
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"So were you using poetic license when you told me Lenny would follow his own scent because he's an armadillo?" "No, that was more like lying to a child that a horrifically injured animal is going to be okay."
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Jun 24, 2017 05:43
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Endless Mike posted:Not true. Mole Man calls it an "armadillo-like beast" ...like an anteater?
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Jun 24, 2017 06:04
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Jerusalem posted:...like an anteater? Scaled anteaters are called pangolins He doesn't look like a pangolin, either
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Scaled anteaters are called pangolins Goddamn do I loving love Newspaper Spider-Man 
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Jun 24, 2017 06:14
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THE TERROR OF THE SUBTERRANEAN WORLD 
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Jun 24, 2017 06:16
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Okay I guess Lenny sort of looks like a pangolin which is sort of an anteater and visually resembles an armadillo. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT SPIDER-MAN
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Jun 24, 2017 06:18
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Everyone should take time to appreciate the sick burn that Mole Man lays in the first panel And then gape in horror at the second panel jesus lord in heaven what is happening there 
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Jun 24, 2017 06:30
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Malachite_Dragon posted:THE TERROR OF THE SUBTERRANEAN WORLD Those claws will gently caress you up though.
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Jun 24, 2017 08:54
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It's actually the tail you have to look out for; they thrash it around when threatened (on the rare occasion they don't just curl up into an armored ball). The claws are for busting open termite mounds and tearing bark off trees to get at them tasty, tasty bugs
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Jun 24, 2017 09:48
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Malachite_Dragon posted:THE TERROR OF THE SUBTERRANEAN WORLD Dungeonmans makes me frightened of this monstrosi-oh I can't stay mad at you. 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:THE TERROR OF THE SUBTERRANEAN WORLD 
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Jun 24, 2017 10:50
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You forgot the giant hole in him
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Jun 24, 2017 11:52
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"I loved a poet once; his name was Mole Man"
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Jun 24, 2017 11:52
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Malachite_Dragon posted:It's actually the tail you have to look out for; they thrash it around when threatened (on the rare occasion they don't just curl up into an armored ball). The claws are for busting open termite mounds and tearing bark off trees to get at them tasty, tasty bugs On the other hand, mama pengolins carry their babies around by having them ride on those strong tails 
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Jun 24, 2017 16:46
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Choco1980 posted:On the other hand, mama pengolins carry their babies around by having them ride on those strong tails  The scourge of the world below
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Jun 25, 2017 00:58
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Pangolins are also endangered because traditional SE Asian medicine etc. Save them, they cool. Spider-man is like the people who cut horns off rhinos.
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goatface posted:Pangolins are also endangered because traditional SE Asian medicine etc. Save them, they cool. "Just do it, Spider-Man. It'll be ok. The rhino just goes into suspended animation when you do that."
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goatface posted:Pangolins are also endangered because traditional SE Asian medicine etc. Save them, they cool. I wish Asian medicine would stop killing everything, including Asians.
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