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a bone to pick posted:I really don't want to see male on male cumshots so I think I'm going to skip that show. One of the characters eats people with her vagina in case you're too much of a human being for deep dicking raw man rear end.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:One of the characters eats people with her vagina in case you're too much of a human being for deep dicking raw man rear end. Not a bad way to go if you gotta, imo. Then they're floatin in space looking pretty happy afterward too.
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Jun 23, 2017 05:21
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Emily browning is the ultimate nightmare ex girlfriend, I'm having Vietnam style flashbacks
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Jun 23, 2017 05:46
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priznat posted:Not a bad way to go if you gotta, imo. Then they're floatin in space looking pretty happy afterward too. It would be uncomfortable after awhile, floating around with a bunch of other dudes with space boners.
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Jun 23, 2017 05:53
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naem posted:Emily browning is the ultimate nightmare ex girlfriend, I'm having Vietnam style flashbacks The episode with her diabolical best friend is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV. counterfeitsaint posted:It would be uncomfortable after awhile, floating around with a bunch of other dudes with space boners. How the gently caress else would you want the afterlife to be like?
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counterfeitsaint posted:It would be uncomfortable after awhile, floating around with a bunch of other dudes with space boners. She sucked a few ladies into her bits too so at least it's co-ed! I watched another ep tonight, the leprechaun dude is my favourite I think.
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Jun 23, 2017 07:30
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It's a REALLY GOOD adaptation of the book besides also being some top notch tv
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Jun 23, 2017 07:33
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bryan fuller makes good teevee
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Jun 23, 2017 07:49
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a young go getter manager at the mcdonalds near me looks like technical boy i wonder if he knows
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bring back old gbs posted:bryan fuller makes good teevee Agree but I can't follow him on twitter because he posts everything in all caps like some weird shouty guy.
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Jun 23, 2017 07:55
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The last six episodes of Hannibal 
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Jun 23, 2017 08:22
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naem posted:It's a REALLY GOOD adaptation of the book besides also being some top notch tv did they include the woman eating someone with her vagina and subsequently getting turned into paste by a limo
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Clawtopsy posted:did they include the woman eating someone with her vagina and subsequently getting turned into paste by a limo Not in season 1. But I'm sure once it happens there will be a massive bitchfest.
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Jun 23, 2017 11:20
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you could pretty much cut all the side-story stuff from american gods and lose nothing, but if they already did the gay djinn seems theyre going all out
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Jun 23, 2017 11:24
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Clawtopsy posted:you could pretty much cut all the side-story stuff from american gods and lose nothing, but if they already did the gay djinn seems theyre going all out The side stuff is so good though. I really want the landbridge story.
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Jun 23, 2017 11:33
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That all sounds like the dumbest, edgiest poo poo.
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Jun 23, 2017 11:47
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Drunken Baker posted:That all sounds like the dumbest, edgiest poo poo. I didn't really get a sense of edginess from the book. It's weird as gently caress, definitely.
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Jun 23, 2017 11:49
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Yeah American Gods is more weird than anything. Each episode has a scene on how a god was brought to America by its worshipers. Here's one of those: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670ME0eCGFM
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Jun 23, 2017 11:55
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I'm not saying it's edgy, but the story does kick off because main character's wife and best friend die in a car crash while he's in prison and gaiman makes it a point that she died with his dick in her mouth
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Jun 23, 2017 11:58
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maybe not edgy in the normal sense, but yeah. Case in point with dick in the mouth thing. It all sounds like someone's trying to write something "mature" and going wayyy ott with it. In fairness I know nothing of Gaiman's work. Maybe this is his standard thing.
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It has been awhile since I read it, but I thought there were implications about that revealed later on.
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sure, I'm just saying it's at least edgy-adjacent
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Cubone posted:sure, I'm just saying Can't argue, I guess.
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the new stuff with Vulcan was kinda jarring, Corbin Bernsen is a genius cast, but the writing was just bad for that episode
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Jun 23, 2017 12:35
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But anyway, what about jay's hot rear end in a top hat?
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Drunken Baker posted:But anyway, what about jay's hot rear end in a top hat? It also swallows men whole.
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Roflmao wisconsin is actually a state. I though it was an in-joke in the RLM metaverse.
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FrensaGeran posted:The sweaty gay Arab loving was completely overindulgent for my heteronormative tastes but it is a pretty good show I guess. I distinctly remember that in book the ifrit's tasted of sulphur, so they had oral sex at some point. Not sure if they had anal sex though. Wouldn't want to watch a show that takes too many liberties with its source material.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:It also swallows men whole. I posit that Jay has a tight virginal butt hole and has never done anything more explicit than spooning
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Jonas Albrecht posted:It also swallows men whole. No that's the beaked vagina in the desert, Mr plinkett
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Cubone posted:I'm not saying it's edgy, but the story does kick off because main character's wife and best friend die in a car crash while he's in prison and gaiman makes it a point that she died with his dick in her mouth Realistic.
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Drunken Baker posted:That all sounds like the dumbest, edgiest poo poo. It is dumb, and edgy, but it's all historically accurate mythology people once believed in and seeing it happen in America now as a bunch of supernatural monsters struggle to survive is interesting as heck I think gaiman bases all his characters on his spooky art school friends who like, act all edgy, but then struggle to pay the rent or hold down a decent job etc
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Clawtopsy posted:you could pretty much cut all the side-story stuff from american gods and lose nothing, but if they already did the gay djinn seems theyre going all out I like the changes they made from the source material too in expanding characters and not having a bunch of one offs like the djjin and Bliquis.
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retconning han solo's name is legit dumber than anything lucas has ever done.
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Groovelord Neato posted:retconning han solo's name is legit dumber than anything lucas has ever done. Wait, is this really a thing? I just thought it was a long running thread joke.
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I'd lol if it turned out Han Solo was just a bullshit name he pulled out of his rear end as soon as he saw luke walking up at the cantina. What's that? Everyone else consistently calls him that? Shut the gently caress up nerd.
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His name was actually Hans Olo, but after a clerical error at the DMV, his name is now technically officially Han Solo. The film is about him trying to get money to cover the expense of fixing this error.
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Apparently Kathleeen Kennedy and Kasdan thought they were making a heist movie with comedic touches, and Lord and Miller thought they were making a comedy, which led to them being fired. https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/22/15854846/chris-miller-and-phil-lord-star-wars Kind of a roundup article on all that's leaked out about it.
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reignofevil posted:I'd lol if it turned out Han Solo was just a bullshit name he pulled out of his rear end as soon as he saw luke walking up at the cantina. Him and Chewbacca spend the first half of the movie really drunk or really high. Drunk space stoners stumbling through a rebellion and end up becoming war heroes and icons while blasted off their asses. That'd make a cool Heavy Metal segment. vermin fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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PostNouveau posted:Apparently Kathleeen Kennedy and Kasdan thought they were making a heist movie with comedic touches, and Lord and Miller thought they were making a comedy, which led to them being fired. I thought we were making a heist comedy! We thought you were making a comedy heist! The differences here are irreconcilable, you're fired.
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