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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

� u � k

( C ◡ C )K

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:37

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:43

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

fits my needs posted:

plz list your top 3 comedians

the stooges

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:37

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

magiccarpet posted:

hellloooo death crew

Sup?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:37

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

� u � k

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:37

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mariana Horchata posted:

the stooges

Iggy Pop was great in the Adventures of Pete and Pete

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:37

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Vertical Lime posted:

remember that unity talk poo poo from last week

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/878257114405363716

lol was this from fox and friends morning show?

must be nice setting the presidents daily talking points

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a.lo posted:

fake

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

the stooges

hahaha, your pretty ok for a person that likes to threaten people 👏

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

fits my needs posted:

plz list your top 3 comedians

amy schumer

uh

amy schumer

and amy schumer

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; My bird blood is ethically sourced.

�One of the first signs of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. This life appears unbearable, another unattainable. One is no longer ashamed of wanting to die; one asks to be moved from the old cell, which one hates, to a new one, which one will only in time come to hate. In this there is also a residue of belief that during the move the master will chance to come along the corridor, look at the prisoner and say: "This man is not to be locked up again, He is to come with me.�

kafka was death crew af

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

syscall girl posted:

perharps you have uh overextended here

he's a talking head on a big network show, i just wanted to know whence came the hate

thats the thing, he's not a talking head. He's a comedian.

he just doesnt has that je ne sais quoi to really push that comedian bit so its more like a talk show with zingers instead of a parody show but you know, when Trump is president thats sort of a challenge because we're past the point of Poe's Law

he doesn't have that je ne sais quoi, but should that prevent you from watching him? No, knock yerself out

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Iron Crowned posted:

Iggy Pop was great in the Adventures of Pete and Pete

everything was great in P&P

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i am death crews impotent demands for recognition in the face of certain demise :unsmigghh;

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

actually one of those is louis ck because he gets white privilege, in spite of being of mexican origin

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:39

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

death is becoming a fad

but this too shall pass

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:39

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mariana Horchata posted:

everything was great in P&P

Well, yeah, good point

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:39

CAROL: Oct 29, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

cn i have a word? i think, donald trump, is rude, and has a FAT rear end.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:39

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

everything was great in P&P

nuh uh it was better than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdlGEO1s8N8

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:40

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CAROL posted:

cn i have a word? i think, donald trump, is rude, and has a FAT rear end.

thank u 4 your words

i too was having trouble coming up with words to describe my peetus and i think u captured him well

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:40

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

BeOSPOS posted:

you're a bad poster

news at 11

turn on your monitor & set your clock while you're at it

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:40

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

you cant even pronounce it you are cucked by your own bill!!!! quuck quuck quuk!!!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:40

CAROL: Oct 29, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

thanks for listening to me youve been a great aidudience. thank you. i love like 20% of you

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:40

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

BeOSPOS posted:

lol was this from fox and friends morning show?

must be nice setting the presidents daily talking points

the life of that tv producer must be ridiculous now

like you went from 'show people turn on and then walk out of the room to brush your teeth' to 'tell the president to do this today' it must be like riding a very fast escalator

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:40

Broken Box: Jan 29, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

Iggy Pop was great in the Adventures of Pete and Pete

I'm gonna stream Pete & Pete on nctv in July everything about it is great

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

nuh uh it was better than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdlGEO1s8N8

You're right, it was pipe

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

( C ◡ C )K

Jeb!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxe-1ztxm8Y

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

death is becoming a fad

but this too shall pass

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

BeOSPOS posted:

lol was this from fox and friends morning show?

must be nice setting the presidents daily talking points

he couldn't even preach unity for 24 hours last week

TRUMP

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

is trump still prez

i fell asleep early last night

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

CAROL: Oct 29, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

gonna dance around a huge penis pretending to be a frog today

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

fits my needs posted:

hahaha, your pretty ok for a person that likes to threaten people 👏

it's all in jest bud

ain't nothing but a party y'all

Happy Friday!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:41

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

CAROL posted:

thanks for listening to me youve been a great aidudience. thank you. i love like 20% of you

i hope its like my left leg

tahts 20% right

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:42

slumdoge millionare: Feb 17, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Finally read "Old Man Logan," and it's pretty fukken rad.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:42

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

From a recent Washpo story

quote:

Trump administration officials, anticipating the defeat of the Islamic State in its de facto Syrian capital of Raqqa, are planning for what they see as the next stage of the war, a complex fight that will bring them into direct conflict with Syrian government and Iranian forces contesting control of a vast desert stretch in the eastern part of the country.

To some extent, that clash has already begun. Unprecedented recent U.S. strikes against regime and Iranian-backed militia forces have been intended as warnings to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and Tehran that they will not be allowed to confront or impede the Americans and their local proxy forces.

As regime and militia forces have begun advancing eastward, senior White House officials have been pushing the Pentagon to establish outposts in the desert region. The goal would be to prevent a Syrian or Iranian military presence that would interfere with the U.S. military�s ability to break the Islamic State�s hold on the Euphrates River valley south of Raqqa and into Iraq � a sparsely populated area where the militants could regroup and continue to plan terrorist operations against the West.

Officials said Syrian government claims on the area would also undermine progress toward a political settlement in the long-separate rebel war against Assad, intended to stabilize the country by limiting his control and eventually driving him from power.

The wisdom and need for such a strategy � effectively inserting the United States in Syria�s civil war, after years of trying to stay out of it, and risking direct confrontation with Iran and Russia, Assad�s other main backer � has been a subject of intense debate between the White House and the Pentagon.

Some in the Pentagon have resisted the move, amid concern about distractions from the campaign against the Islamic State and whether U.S. troops put in isolated positions in Syria, or those in proximity to Iranian-backed militias in Iraq, could be protected. European allies in the anti-Islamic State coalition have also questioned whether U.S.-trained Syrians, now being recruited and trained to serve as a southern ground-force vanguard, are sufficient in number or capability to succeed.

One White House official, among several who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss Syria planning, dismissed such concerns, saying: �If you�re worried that any incident anywhere could cause Iran to take advantage of vulnerable U.S. forces . . . if you don�t think America has real interests that are worth fighting for, then fine.�

The official said the expanded U.S. role would not require more troops, comparing it to �The Rat Patrol,� the 1960s television series about small, allied desert forces deployed against the Germans in northern Africa during World War II.

�With our ability with air power . . . you�re not talking about a lot of requirements to do that,� the official said. �. . . You don�t need a lot of forces to go out and actually have a presence.�

This official and others played down reports of tensions over Syria strategy. �No one disagrees about the strategy or the objectives,� said a second White House official. �The question is how best to operationalize it.�

The Pentagon, not the White House, made the decision to shoot down Iranian drones and a Syrian fighter jet in response to their approaches to or attacks against U.S. forces and their Syrian allies, this official said. �They shot down an enemy aircraft for the first time in more than a decade. That�s accepting a high level of risk,� the official said. �. "We�ve done quite a lot since April that the previous administration said was impossible without the conflict spiraling.�

Ilan Goldenberg, a former senior Pentagon official now in charge of the Center for a New American Security�s Middle East program, agreed that the Obama administration �over-agonized� about every decision in Syria.

But Goldenberg faulted the Trump administration with failing to articulate its strategy. �It has been the worst of all worlds,� he said. �A vagueness on strategy, but a willingness to deploy force. They are totally muddying the waters, and now you have significant risk of escalation.�

�I know the president is fond of secret plans,� Goldenberg said. �But this situation requires clarity about our objectives and what we will or won�t tolerate.�

It's all coming together, isn't it?

Also a ground war in Qatar in 9 days and counting.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:42

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

thats the thing, he's not a talking head. He's a comedian.

he just doesnt has that je ne sais quoi to really push that comedian bit so its more like a talk show with zingers instead of a parody show but you know, when Trump is president thats sort of a challenge because we're past the point of Poe's Law

he doesn't have that je ne sais quoi, but should that prevent you from watching him? No, knock yerself out

to be quite honest i am a little disappoint with the daily show and have been even back when stewart and colbert were doing it

it's a bad band-aid for real poo poo troubles but i get the feeling it's the best we can do at this point

if that makes me an accelerationist using an automatic to play rus roulette well

uh it does

but when 11pm rolls around and i want to see the state of the union thoroughly mocked :shrug:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:42

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

CAROL posted:

thanks for listening to me youve been a great aidudience. thank you. i love like 20% of you

oh man I hope I'm on the list

# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:42

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Iron Crowned posted:

You're right, it was pipe

indeed young viking

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

death is too good for y'all

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CAROL: Oct 29, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

i hope its like my left leg

tahts 20% right

your kidney.. your lungs.. but most f all, mormonpartyboat, i love yr heart

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