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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
love how trump lives in his head canon where comey was sweating bullets cornered by the idea that handsome Trump recorded a convo where comey admitted the FBI had nothing on him as opposed to reality where he laughed in Trumps loving face and said "oh lordy, bring em on out you fat bitch i would love that"

ed balls calls yo bluff

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

deathbysnusnu posted:

The best part about Trump is even if he wasn't corrupt as hell he would still commit tons of crimes because he's way too stupid to know what the president can and can't do.

the president can do anything but go to plays, train stations, Dallas, and get BJs

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Louisgod posted:

It's true, Canadian Whiskey sucks

it's a mixing whiskey... That's it that's all

i used to live off VO and ginger ale when i was once funemployed

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Shageletic posted:

Name me one Canadian one worth drinking and living through

Pendleton

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/878263921362182144

luv 2 puzzle meaning frum my smoothbrained presidents tweets

WHY DON'T YOU PISS ON ME

I'M NOT NO LIMBURGER

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Intel&Sebastian posted:

love how trump lives in his head canon where comey was sweating bullets cornered by the idea that handsome Trump recorded a convo where comey admitted the FBI had nothing on him as opposed to reality where he laughed in Trumps loving face and said "oh lordy, bring em on out you fat bitch i would love that"

ed balls calls yo bluff

trump has a magic comic book and whatever he thinks appears in it and gets published under a pseudonym as benjamin garrison

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

i regret to report that the chvrches thing is mostly just goons crushing on the indie music equivalent of the "actually she's 1000 years old so it's ok" anime girl

yo man u displacin so hard ur gonna rematerialize inside a wall

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the wfan page

where chris christie will have a soft landing after he leaves office in disgrace

america loving sucks

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
leaked tape of Trump having sex with omarosa!!! :eyepop:

https://youtu.be/U6Ik96iiUic

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Chvrches

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Intel&Sebastian posted:

"actually she's 1000 years old so it's ok" anime girl

p sure that applies more to grimes

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:pray: gotta wait until 5:30 for this probably considering that's the golden hour for trump news dumps
:pray:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

Pendleton

The only way we settle this is you sending me it through the mail, and GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL if you don't do it EXPRESS MAIL

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
How many points do i get if i spell chvrches?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

i regret to report that the chvrches thing is mostly just goons crushing on the indie music equivalent of the "actually she's 1000 years old so it's ok" anime girl

pedophile if true

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Louisgod posted:

It's true, Canadian Whiskey sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCS7qPuOXQI&t=87s

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
C

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
H

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Al! posted:

yo man u displacin so hard ur gonna rematerialize inside a wall

he projectin harder than loving mercator

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I wish someone would do a trump dump into my rear end in a top hat

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



more transference than optimus prime

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

lol i remember this

i watched a lot of rocko. maybe it was the constant reruns/tv and the doldrums of that part of my life that i projected onto this show. really makes you :thunk:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit



UD

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


still mad this has never been a thread title btw

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
coming up on the SATAN page

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

wait... lavren is 1000 years old?

aah! after ten thousand years im free!!!! time to play at glastonbury!!!!!

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Vertical Lime posted:

the wfan page

where chris christie will have a soft landing after he leaves office in disgrace

america loving sucks

:lol:

is he taking over for Francesa?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

a helpful bear posted:

lol i remember this

i watched a lot of rocko. maybe it was the constant reruns/tv and the doldrums of that part of my life that i projected onto this show. really makes you :thunk:

same

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

aah! after ten thousand years im free!!!! time to play at glastonbury!!!!!

i will be a zord and its u i'll come for

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Chokes McGee posted:

Welcome FRIGHT Crew! Here's a little story where SCREAMING matters!

eek!

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

BeOSPOS posted:

:pray: gotta wait until 5:30 for this probably considering that's the golden hour for trump news dumps
:pray:

Hoping that the golden shower hour is today instead of Monday

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

why is this my reality

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





cel ray is the superior dr browns soda

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Kull the Conqueror posted:

why is this my reality

gently caress bein' polite

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

i regret to report that the chvrches thing is mostly just goons crushing on the indie music equivalent of the "actually she's 1000 years old so it's ok" anime girl

Idgi.

I dont watch animu

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/ABC/status/878039411924942848

that bullet was no angel

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
everyday i storm the posting beaches like some i'm stuck in some sorto f time loop and trumpf is still president

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

everyday i storm the posting beaches like some i'm stuck in some sorto f time loop and trumpf is still president

schnorkles we miss you

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

i regret to report that the chvrches thing is mostly just goons crushing on the indie music equivalent of the "actually she's 1000 years old so it's ok" anime girl


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