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Egbert Souse posted:Anonymous sources are always fake Actually they're always Derek Smart.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:How do we know it's every member and not just the same one guy every time? lol
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nice try, but removing the tanning bed tax has been a GOP talking point for years https://twitter.com/senjohnmccain/status/15800359514
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sure was a low point for a sitting u.s. senator to be engaging with a reality tv star on twitter 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrmOvHysdU who would ever want to elect a celebrity president
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When trump drained the swamp i didnt realize he was going to drain it... into the 4th estate 
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So in the apprentice did trump fire the most competent people first because he couldn't have them showing him up later in the series? It just seems that that special prosecutor is going down now trump is pretending he's learned how to fire his investigators
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Jel Shaker posted:So in the apprentice did trump fire the most competent people first because he couldn't have them showing him up later in the series? Kind of. It followed standard reality show rules where the crazy shitstirrer got kept on despite obvious incompetence (and she's actually still on Trump's staff today). Capable people sometimes got kicked for dramatic twists. Of course, pointing out Trump's tiny hands and/or actual failings was a sure fire way to get kicked from the show that week.
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Jun 23, 2017 19:43
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Would there anything else more lol-worthy than Trump firing Mueller besides his eventual resignation letter?
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Jun 23, 2017 19:45
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Jel Shaker posted:So in the apprentice did trump fire the most competent people first because he couldn't have them showing him up later in the series? "Gretchen, you were mostly good and made great deals but you really messed up on the paper mache roses for the parade float you were supposed to build. Kenneth, you are constantly irate and yell at your teammates in front of clients, you sleep in the middle of the day whole your team is supposed to be negotiating, and you molested Gretchen, well done. Gretchen, you're fired"
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
Part of the curriculum is that if you have a permit to carry and stopped by the police, go ahead and blow your brains out to save the police the trouble with paperwork.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
Good, fearing the police should be curriculum in all 50 states.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
Finally! At least now we can watch police body cams kill minorities without having to bleep the curse words.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
what happens if you get an F in Cop Communications
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Egbert Souse posted:Part of the curriculum is that if you have a permit to carry and stopped by the police, go ahead and blow your brains out to save the police the trouble with paperwork. Isn't that how most suicide-by-cops go?
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Dial-a-Dog posted:My favorite anonymous source so far is the one that was obviously Trump when he was trying to hype the budget showdown on his hundredth day Almost as good as Trump anonymously calling the NY Post to report how many supermodels and playmates he was plowing every night.
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ambient robot posted:what happens if you get an F in Cop Communications Your get an out of court settlement and a fat white guy gets early retirement and pension for life. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Isn't that how most suicide-by-cops go? Yeah, suicide by multiple gunshots to the back or dehydration
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happyhippy posted:Your family gets an out of court settlement and a fat white guy gets early retirement and pension for life. The best part about cop reality shows is every one - every goddamn friggin' one - has at least one morbidly obese cop, crammed into his patrol car like one of the fully cooked canned chickens.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:If there's one thing we can learn in the post mortem analysis of Hillary's 2016 presidential campaign it's this: Bernie would've won Couple of pages back but I wanted to bring up a hilarious memory from just a year ago: The people who refused to back Bernie because they actually said his plan and outlook was too good. He wants happiness and unity and healthcare for all and increased education and help for addicts, etc. That's not NEARLY bad enough to be president. People told me he said too many positive things and there's no way he could accomplish all of them so they have to vote for someone with a worse plan. 
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Catastrophe posted:Couple of pages back but I wanted to bring up a hilarious memory from just a year ago: The people who refused to back Bernie because they actually said his plan and outlook was too good. He wants happiness and unity and healthcare for all and increased education and help for addicts, etc. That's not NEARLY bad enough to be president. People told me he said too many positive things and there's no way he could accomplish all of them so they have to vote for someone with a worse plan. gently caress having a positive outlook We need someone to tell us the only way to fix the country is to get rid of illegals and poors
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gary oldmans diary posted:in that case use stylish and Lol are you serious
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scrubs season six posted:Actually they're always Derek Smart. Derek Smart should be a D&D mod
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Egbert Souse posted:gently caress having a positive outlook I mean this election cycle sure showed everyone that it's easier to manipulate the dumbs with fear and anger rather than try to appeal to their senses via positivity. If only we could make them angry and scared about losing their ability to afford not dying when healthcare is ripped away from them. I guess they'd have to air that story on Fox News though and that will never happen. I checked their site earlier today out of curiosity and they're running a story that Mueller is a Clinton plant so, ya know, paving the way for acceptance of him getting fired sooooo
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Jun 23, 2017 20:13
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donald trump: now watch this drive *putters all over green*
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I'm going to laugh when Trump's strategy of firing the people investigating him eventually works because his party isn't interested in impeaching him and nothing matters
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FuhrerHat posted:donald trump: now watch this drive *pants split* *hair flies away*
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I'm going to laugh when Trump's strategy of firing the people investigating him eventually works because his party isn't interested in impeaching him and nothing matters Actually I'm pretty sure the Republicans' plan is to push through a bunch of awful legislation while he's in power, then get rid of him after so they don't have to take the heat. Just you watch: they're going to blame him for everything then join up with the Dems to try and kill him
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:If she said she would do wildly popular things that people actually wanted in swing states and maybe actually campaign in Wisconsin they'd vote for her. or she'd do what the retards want and be no better than Trump.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I'm going to laugh when Trump's strategy of firing the people investigating him eventually works because his party isn't interested in impeaching him and nothing matters My theory is McConnell likes having Trump around because while the potus is a total dummy, Ole Colonel McConnell is the true center of GOP power. Also trumpy absorbs a ton of heat from the press by being his insecure, loud-mouthed self, leaving McConnell to do whatever. It's all a big machiavellian lol
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Mine is when he pretended to be his own personal aid so he could brag to gossip columnists about how much he fucks. I wonder if he even changed his voice "Hey, it's uh... James. From... the internet."
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:My theory is McConnell likes having Trump around because while the potus is a total dummy, Ole Colonel McConnell is the true center of GOP power. This and also they figure they can always use him as a scapegoat too. This could have been avoided if the dems had tried to engage with him and draw him off the party hardliners. Of course, this isn't actually what they want since the mainstream dems and Republicans are essentially the same and want the same things and Trump is useful for them where he is
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Actually I'm pretty sure the Republicans' plan is to push through a bunch of awful legislation while he's in power, then get rid of him after so they don't have to take the heat. KrunkMcGrunk posted:My theory is McConnell likes having Trump around because while the potus is a total dummy, Ole Colonel McConnell is the true center of GOP power.
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ElGroucho posted:I wonder if he even changed his voice I like to imagine he puts on silly accents, but knowing Trump I'm sure he just goes with a fake name and expects whoever to just believe him
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He puts on a fake mustache and glasses. How that helps on a phone call, who knows.
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unpacked robinhood posted:How about you lol at trump with us Why the gently caress would you cosplay that tiny dick Elliot Rodgers???
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Why the gently caress would you cosplay that tiny dick Elliot Rodgers??? Elliot Rodgers got within a few feet of other women, granted to shoot them. This guy will never get that close.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Derek Smart should be a D&D mod
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https://twitter.com/IceManNYR/status/878333728866672641 This is real
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