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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

bad news, everyone is a piece of poo poo

good news, everyone is going to die

more bad news, not soon enough

great news, ed balls

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

DarkstarIV posted:

Full press release:

quote:


Lashley Wants President Trump In His Corner For Slammiversary on July 2

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Nashville (June 23, 2017) – IMPACT Wrestling World Champion Bobby Lashley made an unprecedented Presidential appeal on Thursday morning.

Via Twitter, Lashley (@fightbobby) asked President Donald Trump to be in his corner for his title defense at Slammiversary on July 2, when Lashley puts the gold on the line against Alberto El Patron.

El Patron earlier this week announced that his father, legendary Mexican wrestler Dos Caras, will be in his corner at Slammiversary.

Lashley asked Trump to join him at Slammiversary, which will be held on pay-per-view and filmed at the backlot of Universal Studios Florida in Orlando.

“Well, it looks like I need to find a cornerman for Slammiversary? @realDonaldTrump? It won’t be the 1sttime! #reallegend,” Lashley tweeted.

IMPACT Wrestling is waiting for an answer from Trump.

We just need Donald Trump.

This loving company. :psyduck:


lol, trump may be dumb but even he wouldn't be dumb enough to crater his popularity by showing up on motherfucking tna wrestling

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

fits my needs posted:

I think hypernormalisation isn't finished until libtards stop apologizing for stupid poo poo

bingo

have a decorum

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

suck zone's that way bud
you're just saying that because the poster's name isn't baloogan

Gringostar posted:

:lol: if you think the us won't take the rest of the world with us when we fall
a lot of empires tried doing that but ultimately failed

so we're gonna inconvenience a lot of people for 10 maybe 20 years and then people will go back to business with new terminal idiot hegemons starring germany and china

i'm even including nukes into the equation

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i don't understand all these people who want americans to die but then claim they didn't vote for trump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
deadgoon remains my fav hot take generator itt

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

replace water with milk and this is the coldest take in the universe

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
They should just Trumpologise, I am sorry you are to stupid to understand how right I am.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

a lot of empires tried doing that but ultimately failed

so we're gonna inconvenience a lot of people and then people will go back to business with new terminal idiot hegemons starring germany and china

i'm even including nukes into the equation

those empires didn't have nukes

:getin:

:happyelf:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Al! posted:

deadgoon remains my fav hot take generator itt

he's extremely spicy but exhausting

i cant handle the heat of his takes

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

bingo

have a decorum

how about a decoCUM :heysexy:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i'm glad that al! thinks my posts are hot

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

bad news, everyone is a piece of poo poo

good news, everyone is going to die

more bad news, not soon enough

great news, ed balls

looks like someone needs to look on the bright side of life

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

pictured: a skeleton playing edward lekythos hands

pelvis like a waterslide

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

deadgoon posted:

i don't understand all these people who want americans to die but then claim they didn't vote for trump

i wanted white rurals to die

if i would have known trump would have done a better job i would have voted differently

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Al! posted:

deadgoon remains my fav hot take generator itt

is it genesis if it's well-trodden ground tho

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/878341007103987712

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/878340760814272512

lmao

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I've been waiting SO LONG for the Republicans to start eating themselves alive

I prophesied this two years ago that it would happen if Trump won the nomination

SHOWER ME IN PISS

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/878307648025833472

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Gringostar posted:

democracy was a mistake anyway

https://twitter.com/gopdebatebot/status/878308295408144386

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Gringostar posted:

those empires didn't have nukes

:getin:

:happyelf:

i think we would probalby go more of the way of the soviets and go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ with our nuclear inventory and let it rot/rust/leak everywhere

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

bingo

have a decorum

i take mine........................












..............over easy

:c00l: :c00l: :c00l: :c00l:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

i wanted white rurals to die

if i would have known trump would have done a better job i would have voted differently

good news: so do they

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

pelvis like a waterslide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PQH741svy4

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Gringostar posted:

those empires didn't have nukes

:getin:

:happyelf:
20 years as mole people instead of 20 years as nomads, whatever, albinism rules

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

this owns

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nuclearmonkee posted:

i think we would probalby go more of the way of the soviets and go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ with our nuclear inventory and let it rot/rust/leak everywhere

yeah again the end of civilization is actually extremely boring despite what movies tell you

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
With Heller as a firm NO, Susan Collins needs to be a firm NO too.

She's like 90% chance of NO but she just needs to say it since she's had a day to read it over.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
ok so with harry ford doing crotchety old versions of his iconic characters of the past like indy and han and deckard which ones are left for thirty years later sort of sequels

apocalypse now set in qatar and lemme look this up colonel lucas being some old pentagon general eh i could see it

hahaha yessss witness two reimagined as a high tech political thriller with the amish as the surprise cybervillains who hacked the 2016 election

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


tfw you're so not mad you buy a billboard

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


mormonpartyboat posted:

pelvis like a waterslide

more liberal violence

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






what does this #biggaybill do for our #american #heroes #tbt

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

thats why rome collapsed

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
Bernie sent me an email titled "this is literally insane"


yeah, it owns, idiot

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
So did nobody tell Trump they had to let two votes go to pass it with minimum damage?

Or do they ACTUALY not have the votes?

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Depp should have worded his message exactly the way that Trump words his veiled threats against Comey and protesters so that he couldn't get in trouble without creating legal precedent which would make the "has anyone ever gotten in trouble for hoping" discussion during the Senate hearing no longer true

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

movie apocalypse: wall of cleansing fire destroying all in its path leaving nothing but ash in it's wake

real apocalypse: everyone dumb+fat

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

yeah again the end of civilization is actually extremely boring despite what movies tell you
even when it should be exciting it's hellaciously boring, see the black plague

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ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Yinlock posted:

suck zone's that way bud
You can keep that post since it's in general rather than specifically Dem/centrists/lefts.

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