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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Gringostar posted:

why does the left keep apologizing?

gotta haul that decorum sack around, someone's got to do it even though nobody asked them to and nobody wants them to

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sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


chapstick traphouse

did i do that one already

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





There's a special annex in Hell for those who habitually announce the eventuality of announcements, or who announce an announcement will be made at later date while simultaneously divulging everything to be made in the later announcement; here these two types of people are contained, each wired up to each other, allowed and encouraged to announce their bullshit into the network, straight to every sufferer's perception center

they will never again experience the sensation of being heard, only of having spoken

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Sexual Lorax posted:

these fuckers really are just flailing around through the entire white house knocking antique poo poo off of shelves and pissing on paintings and slamming their own hands in doors and kicking each other in the nuts

they just cant do a single goddamned thing correctly and nearly half of the country is banging their light beer on the bar laughing at how angry them uppity librals are over it

make america retarded again oh gotcha it always was retarded but a few smart people occasionally acted as tard wranglers and herded all the mongoloids in the same direction long enough to create the best art and economy and military the world has ever seen

we sure could use a tard wrangler again instead of first tard among equals is what im trying to say

nice meltoddonw

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Montasque posted:

E. All of the above.

F. TRUMP

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Venom Snake posted:

Is the funniest outcome:

A. Bill passes and trump approves it but meltsdown because his approval continues to go down

B. Bill dies in the senate and Trump orders an immediate arrest of all democrat obstructionists and paul ryan

C. Bill passes with a pence tie breaker but Trump veto's it because morning joe told him to

D. Bill dies in the house and Trump takes out 7 figure ads against paul ryan

C is the long-awaited pivot

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trumps handlers have him talk with his lawyers about Russia first thing in the morning because the advisory team thinks it'll clear his head for the rest of the day :lol:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Vertical Lime posted:

megyn's gonna bomb part 234234

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/878353252437213184

that's for megyn taking over the 9am hour of today
I still don't get the business sense of taking on the woman who's hated by literally everyone. Disliking Kelly is the one bipartisan stance in America.

Venom Snake posted:

Every single time he acts mature for 6 seconds he does something ever more dumb later on to make his approvals worse. Have you not been paying attention to this season of TRUMP?

I pay attention but in the case of 9/11 part 2, people will ignore him losing his poo poo the next day because "we have bigger issues now". This holds double if Donny directs his worst impulses towards "enemies of the state" (such as Al Qaeda, ISIS, or gay people).

Trust me, we haven't quite seen the depths Americans will descend to. If confronted with a choice of criticizing predisent donny during "war time" or being good lapdogs, Americans will choose #2 every time.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
G. Bill Clinton dies from heart failure after a McOverdose. Trmp presides over the funeral, calls sex-criminal Bill a "terrific guy" and then spends rest of eulogy unfavorably comparing their electoral map results

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





FITZGERALD

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nichael posted:

I still don't get the business sense of taking on the woman who's hated by literally everyone. Disliking Kelly is the one bipartisan stance in America.

Why does this seem so very familiar, almost like I've seen this happen before...

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

ShutteredIn posted:

nice meltoddonw

i think i just made an argument in favor of authoritarianism but im not sure

i dont really pay attention anymore :orb:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
posting on page 700 :wave:

:patriot:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sexual Lorax posted:

i dont really pay attention anymore :orb:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

G. Bill Clinton dies from heart failure after a McOverdose. Trmp presides over the funeral, calls sex-criminal Bill a "terrific guy" and then spends rest of eulogy unfavorably comparing their electoral map results

This is going to happen.

He will also talk about the times he and Bill pig roasted models. He will then pause, look at his wife, and then remember that hot night back in Mar-a-lago in the late 90s.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



im so excited to leave the midwest

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

BeOSPOS posted:

posting on page 700 :wave:

:patriot:

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
da 700 klub

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
No more nice pages for a while.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol this has to be fake

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol the same exact things apply to donny

1) racy photos (that bathrobe sex pose pic, him appearing in a literal porn)
2) countless Howard Stern interviews


it's almost like the right wing doesn't care about hypocrisy????

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


BeOSPOS posted:

lol this has to be fake

Sexual Lorax posted:

i dont really pay attention anymore :orb:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

stop what you're doing and give this hymn a good ol' listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
i'm the new world order prostitute

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nichael posted:

I still don't get the business sense of taking on the woman who's hated by literally everyone. Disliking Kelly is the one bipartisan stance in America.



Kelly was hired because media lanyards are trying to chase the mythical moderate as hard as the dems are (because leftist tv would be insanely popular but entirely against the wishes of the people that sign their paychecks)

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nichael posted:

lol the same exact things apply to donny

1) racy photos (that bathrobe sex pose pic, him appearing in a literal porn)
2) countless Howard Stern interviews


it's almost like the right wing doesn't care about hypocrisy????

you're just now realizing this? :thunk:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Gringostar posted:

you're just now realizing this? :thunk:

i'm just an innocent babby boy

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

there are two great weed moments in popular culture

one is snoop quitting smoking

the other is pat robertson endorsing it

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Business Gorillas posted:

Kelly was hired because media lanyards are trying to chase the mythical moderate as hard as the dems are (because leftist tv would be insanely popular but entirely against the wishes of the people that sign their paychecks)

if youtube is any indication alt-right tv would be way more popular than left or center wing tv

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BeOSPOS posted:

stop what you're doing and give this hymn a good ol' listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

owns

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
jonas e alexis

is a alex jones

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Is -

Von Sloneker posted:

jonas e alexis

is a alex jones

god dammit

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Typo posted:

if youtube is any indication alt-right tv would be way more popular than left or center wing tv

alt right media is only popular because nerds are desperate to be edgy

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://streamable.com/sqxi4

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

BeOSPOS posted:

stop what you're doing and give this hymn a good ol' listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

uncle al owns

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Typo posted:

if youtube is any indication alt-right tv would be way more popular than left or center wing tv

If YouTube is any indication all media should be Minecraft Let's Plays

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

I'll never forgive nwo slut Megyn Kelly for focusing the entire AJ interview on his Sandy Hook comments rather than just playing this clip of him screaming literally at Satan for trying to build a god machine to predict the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt1NwOgYlGk

Trumps Baby Hands has issued a correction as of 22:17 on Jun 23, 2017

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i'm a human and i'm comin

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