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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Burt Sexual posted:

You had me till the media. Why would they want to lose the gravy train?

Can you imagine the TV ratings if there were an uprising, riots etc etc in the street?

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

cant do treason unless the us is at war learn the law fuccboi

We have always been at war with Russia.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
just because it's in your head doesn't mean the us is legally in a state of war learn the law fuccboi

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Burt Sexual posted:

You had me till the media. Why would they want to lose the gravy train?

Nobody said the media is rational or intelligent. They just hate the President because he made a fool out of them, so now they are hurting their own country and aiding its enemies just to get back at him.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

just because it's in your head doesn't mean the us is legally in a state of war learn the law fuccboi

Do you honestly not get the joke or what

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

well dang guess that means we should let russia do whatever it wants now

americas has transcended morality by living in an eternal present. all our crimes are mere lies and conspiracies up until proven at which point they ascend into ancient history and what does it matter????

the point is that you need to quit being a little bitch. this kind of poo poo is routine, the most outlandish claims against russia dont match the level of influence openly exerted on our elections by the sauds or israel, or what we routinely do to others.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SickZip posted:

americas has transcended morality by living in an eternal present. all our crimes are mere lies and conspiracies up until proven at which point they ascend into ancient history and what does it matter????

the point is that you need to quit being a little bitch. this kind of poo poo is routine, the most outlandish claims against russia dont match the level of influence openly exerted on our elections by the sauds or israel, or what we routinely do to others.

well dang guess that means we should let russia do whatever it wants now

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
if Russia really did do the leaks, and accidentally did some good things for Americans out of bad intentions, then I find it hard to condemn them for it

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
buncha loving russia apologists itt can't tell if you're putin's puppets or honest to god commies but either way you make me sick

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

well dang guess that means we should let russia do whatever it wants now

Do you actually care about Russia? The medis is hurting America's domestic interests and power abroad way way worse right now through irresponsible reporting

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

buncha loving russia apologists itt can't tell if you're putin's puppets or honest to god commies but either way you make me sick

Yes I am a commie socialist guilty as charged

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yeah just try and deflect the blame, comrade

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

buncha loving russia apologists itt can't tell if you're putin's puppets or honest to god commies but either way you make me sick

you live by amoral internationalist real politik, you can die by it and im not going to cry

everyones going to decry xenophobia until a little bit of foreign influence sneaks inside our ruling classes gated community and tips over their trash cans, now its defcon 1 and a bunch of saps going full chest beating nationalism over their betters being mildly embarrassed and inconvenienced

SickZip fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 24, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
For real though, do you get the treason joke now?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I've been to Russia if you haven't you don't get to speak about Russia. Stupid unworldly poor trash should just be silent. Thank you and god bless.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 24, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Duck and Cover posted:

I've been to Russia of you haven't you don't get to speak about Russia. Stupid unworldly poor trash should just be silent. Thank you and god bless.

Too bad you didn't stay there

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

For real though, do you get the treason joke now?

im not your alcoholic father stop trying to impress me

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Too bad you didn't stay there

Do you need me to explain how cruises work? Lets see that was uhh 18ish years a go yeah that sounds right.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

im not your alcoholic father stop trying to impress me

I'm trying to figure out if you're drunk, mad, or just stupid

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Not in a mean way, either, I want to tailor my content to match my audience

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

All I wanna know is if the people that did poo poo like "Obama made 923 EOs in his first 30 days in office, GWB did 3" were lying republicans or Russian agents.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm trying to figure out if you're drunk, mad, or just stupid

I am your alcoholic father and I'm sorry about touching you.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

scrubs season six posted:

I am your alcoholic father and I'm sorry about touching you.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Not in a mean way, either

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Our grand wizard of golf carts does not drink and neither should you. Ban alcohol!

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

scrubs season six posted:

I am your alcoholic father and I'm sorry about touching you.

This legitimately sounds like your personality honestly

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Duck and Cover posted:

Our grand wizard of golf carts does not drink and neither should you. Ban alcohol!

Agreed, alcohol is absolutely haraam

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Trump says something stupid and the thread tries to out-do him in a way to defend him, bravo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


:lol:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

This legitimately sounds like your personality honestly

That I'm an alcoholic, and a father, and a child molester?

Have you ever considered that you might be projecting?

I am precisely one of those things.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Alcohol is bad for your health

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Alcohol is bad for your health

I know but it's pretty rad. I'm thinking about switched to weed though. Maybe like 50/50 now that it's legal.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Like smoke a load of weed for a week to give the old liver a break and then drink a shitload of Kraken for a week to give the lungs a rest. Then twice a year I detox by vaping mango juice or some poo poo.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
I vape Castrol GTX

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
You know what's fun? Just making poo poo up.

I'll let you all decide who I am directing this at.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

scrubs season six posted:

I'm a... child molester...


:cawg:

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Toilet Shoes posted:

You know what's fun? Just making poo poo up.

I'll let you all decide who I am directing this at.

I'm a millionaire and will be a multi millionaire at some point in my life why would I lie? Like there's no reason to I'm amazing.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Alcohol is bad for your health

I'm not very fond of alcohol myself. I'll drink when I have to

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

This is the best post in the last 20 pages and I can't wait to watch Jimmy Dore lose his god drat mind.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

scrubs season six posted:

I am your alcoholic father and I'm sorry about touching you.

Liar. No one in Oxballs' family can feel remorse.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

All numbers found from google and is from 2015:

Russia population - 144.1 million
American population - 321.4 million
EU population - 743 million
American and EU population - 1.06 billion
Russia GDP - 1.326 trillion
USA GDP - 17.95 trillion
EU GDP - 16.58 trillion
Global GDP - 74 trillion
US + EU share of global GDP - 46.6%
Texas GDP - 1.639 trillion
California GDP - 2.448 trillion
Texas pop - 27 million
California pop - 39 million
Russia defense budget - 65.6 billion
USA defense budget - 598 billion
Russia GDP per capita - 9,067 (USD)
US GDP per capita - 55,836
Texas GDP per capita - 54,433 (2014)
California GDP per capita - 66,310 (2016)



This is the country everyone is scared of. This is the country that is controlling everyone's elections. The country that is going to invade and control Eastern Europe. Russia is a laughing stock that has somehow tricked everyone into being the most powerful country in the world because broke brains. Russia is a goddamned joke and the more we talk about them rather than the complete domination the elites and rich have over our economy is only a benefit to those same oligarchs.

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