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Jerry Cotton posted:DID HE KNOCK THE BEAR'S HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH HIS POTATO BAT? Panfilo posted:Bear getting a little behind on mortgage. He tell bank man, "One more week, I have potato". Bank man unwilling to negotiate terms of Bear home. romanians are not lithuanians, please get your racist jokes straight
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Sunswipe posted:Honest question: which one is the "improved" picture? The one on the right. These dudes are really, really obsessed with the idea that masculine attractiveness comes from features associated with high testosterone. Which is sort of vaguely true, but they fall off the cliff of "MORE = BETTER" and so believe that dudes that look like cavemen must be the most attractive. Because all ladies love super lumpy faces.
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Staryberry posted:
The only person I knew who had birds as pets was crazy so this tracks. Okay so you take this bird, and you put it in a cage and don't let it out much. You literally take away the coolest thing about birds! What
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Puppy Time posted:The one on the right. Nothing is sexier than male pattern baldness and excessive body hair
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Mak0rz posted:Nothing is sexier than male pattern baldness and excessive body hair My time has come at last!
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treiz01 posted:The only person I knew who had birds as pets was crazy so this tracks. Okay so you take this bird, and you put it in a cage and don't let it out much. You literally take away the coolest thing about birds! What True bird crazies let their birds out of the cage so they can fly/climb around the whole house. This is why I used to spend my weekends cleaning bird poo and thrown food off my couch. The person who replied with LOL is actually the person who I gave my birdy to when I needed to re-home him. 
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Jun 23, 2017 19:33
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I see the share z0ne's going in a new direction
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Staryberry posted:True bird crazies let their birds out of the cage so they can fly/climb around the whole house. This is why I used to spend my weekends cleaning bird poo and thrown food off my couch. The person who replied with LOL is actually the person who I gave my birdy to when I needed to re-home him. Yeah, I visited the home of some friends of a friend recently who kept birds, and it was a drat madhouse. Like, it was fun to have the birds flying around and they were pretty cute, but goddamn do they take a toll on your living space. Backrests of chairs and couches were stained to hell and back, and the wallpaper was picked and nibbled to hell anywhere the birds had a place to perch. And don't even start on the volume, those things can get loud. Much as I like animals, birds are probably one of those I'd never consider having as a pet.
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   RIP Larry
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I wonder what the first time was that an emoticon was used in a message informing someone of a death. Seems like an important milestone in the history of civilization.
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oh my gosh folks look at this cranky cantankerous canuck oval office (who I hope gets cancer)
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So, Larry Flint branching out into strip clubs now?
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Staryberry posted:
As someone who was actually cleaning up the hangar today, this is super accurate. loving birds.
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Praseodymi posted:Half right, the liberal parties at the time sided with the Nazi's rather than the communists. He was saying if we let liberals be in power they will turn into Nazi's. Not just they sided with them. Like if you go left past liberal you are at Nazi.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:oh my gosh folks look at this cranky cantankerous canuck oval office (who I hope gets cancer) It's good to see that Obama isn't the only person to get his name turned into stupid portmanteaus.
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Push El Burrito posted:Can you gently caress on the astral plane? Absolutely https://thefpl.us/episode/110
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Elblanco posted:It's good to see that Obama isn't the only person to get his name turned into stupid portmanteaus. More like Elhonko. 
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Leavemywife posted:More like Elhonko. Son of a bitch, you got me!
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Punkin Spunkin posted:oh my gosh folks look at this cranky cantankerous canuck oval office (who I hope gets cancer) I don't make this poo poo up, ask one! They'll say no, but that just proves my point because they're liars. 
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Mr.Kattykat posted:I see the share z0ne's going in a new direction Sorry, kinkshaming mods goes too far. Unfollowed.
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maswastaken posted:"Rise above having children" and "Advance the human race" don't really mesh, intellectual. Overpopulation is a real problem
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I love that bird meme. Overly specific memes are just one of two great things about the internet. The second best thing is cool conspiracy theories. 
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Punkin Spunkin posted:oh my gosh folks look at this cranky cantankerous canuck oval office (who I hope gets cancer)
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This is p great!
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Push El Burrito posted:I love that bird meme. Overly specific memes are just one of two great things about the internet. wait where do the get the third six from
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STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS posted:wait where do the get the third six from LI is roman numeral for 51.
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Let me guess here: This filter completely ignores naked black people
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Staryberry posted:True bird crazies let their birds out of the cage so they can fly/climb around the whole house. This is why I used to spend my weekends cleaning bird poo and thrown food off my couch. The person who replied with LOL is actually the person who I gave my birdy to when I needed to re-home him. You can get bird diapers now   
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Trying to put clothes on a parrot seems like a really good way to lose a finger.
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Oh Smash Mouth, honey, no
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Until he eats the eggs, he will get no sympathy from me.
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SpacePig posted:LI is roman numeral for 51. Hail Satan.
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Strudel Man posted:I wonder what the first time was that an emoticon was used in a message informing someone of a death. Seems like an important milestone in the history of civilization. I don't have any examples to screenshot at the moment, but I've seen a LOT of people use the "laughed so hard I cried" emoji as a genuine sad face and it's amazing to see every single time.
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Picnic Princess posted:I don't have any examples to screenshot at the moment, but I've seen a LOT of people use the "laughed so hard I cried" emoji as a genuine sad face and it's amazing to see every single time. My favorite, in a dark way, was getting an e-mail from my grandma informing me that my great uncle had died. "Uncle Harry died, please let your dad know! LOL!!" Took me a bit to realize she meant "Lots of Love".
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Don't know a lot about this game, but apparently you manage a government? Guy tries to create a Libertarian Utopia, it goes as well as you expect. 
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How do you shrink the gov and implement anti discrimination policies?
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Magic. This is a philosophy based on a book with a perpetual energy machine.
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The return is exponentially boom indeed.
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