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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Homeless Friend posted:

Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story. Throughout his life he has continually set the standards of business and entrepreneurial excellence, especially with his interests in real estate, sports, and entertainment. Likewise, his entry into politics and public service resulted in the Presidential victory in, miraculously, his first ever run for office.

where did you copy this from?

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Homeless Friend posted:

Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story. Throughout his life he has continually set the standards of business and entrepreneurial excellence, especially with his interests in real estate, sports, and entertainment. Likewise, his entry into politics and public service resulted in the Presidential victory in, miraculously, his first ever run for office.

his... first run? :thunk:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Weeping Wound posted:

his... first run? :thunk:

he strikes you as a habitual runner?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump doesn't wear yuuge watches, sad

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

syscall girl posted:

he strikes you as a habitual runner?

nah, you're right, it's that him as president has been a joke for well over a generation at this point

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

where did you copy this from?

FROM REALITY, LINDSEY. #REALNEWS

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Weeping Wound posted:

nah, you're right, it's that him as president has been a joke for well over a generation at this point

make the people laugh

then become prez

hmmm

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jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fidel Castronaut posted:

FROM REALITY, LINDSEY. #REALNEWS

#imwearinthehat
#dontneedtotellmetwice
#mytalkingpointscomecorrect
#allnewsisfakenews
#trumpisemperor

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
at least he is wearing a nice looking watch, not some weird 'its cool because its expensive and ugly' kushner watch

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also not a hint of the neck vag

tho thats one thicc neck

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

melanomia trump

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Baloogan posted:

at least he is wearing a nice looking watch, not some weird 'its cool because its expensive and ugly' kushner watch
On his hat isn't that the coat of arms that someone is suing Trump for ripping off?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

On his hat isn't that the coat of arms that someone is suing Trump for ripping off?

ya i think so

which is such a trump thing to do

classic trump

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the trump family motto is honi soit qui stretchy pants

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

the trump family motto is

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

Fidel Castronaut posted:

melanomia trump

the orange poo poo makes him look thinner

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



BrownieMinusEye posted:

the orange poo poo makes him look thinner

orange is the new poo poo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BrownieMinusEye posted:

the orange poo poo makes him look thinner

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


Punished Trump

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
even the most retarded of man can achieve the highest political office in America

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Kurtofan posted:

even the most retarded of man can achieve the highest political office in America

a man of the people

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


reminder to save both of these when I get back to my drat computer

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
since he reads replies, i need to hack trump's brain with the ultimate tweet

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Homeless Friend posted:

Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story. Throughout his life he has continually set the standards of business and entrepreneurial excellence, especially with his interests in real estate, sports, and entertainment. Likewise, his entry into politics and public service resulted in the Presidential victory in, miraculously, his first ever run for office.

Donal Tromp is the most American mother fucker who has ever America'ed.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Kurtofan posted:

even the most retarded of man can achieve the highest political office in America

equality is here folks

it's here!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
progressive!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/878513270805729280

CHUCK WAS TAKEN
Aug 1, 2004
this kid has heart

gently caress them

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

"go gently caress yourself" is just an encouragement to pursue the masturbation market

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



somehow, I think that was one of the most surreal moments of this whole shitshow:
1) the sycophantic fox news lady
2) melania's blank thousand yard stare
3) donny going "well... uhhh" like he's imitating how he thinks wise people talk
4) the weirdly constructed double negative "well it wasn't very stupid (????)"
5) and best of all, the fact that donny's "plan" was the equivalent of dril's victory wine since comey's testimony was incredibly damaging.

6) and all of that happens in the span of 15 seconds because Donny Time is accelerated like an episode of the one season wonder Stella or a comedy skit

donny outdoes himself all the time, you have to give him that

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Origami Dali posted:

since he reads replies, i need to hack trump's brain with the ultimate tweet

we we know for sure that trump reads replies?

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


JosefStalinator posted:

we we know for sure that trump reads replies?

He seems to, as he has blocked particularly egregious offenders of his delicate sensibilities lol

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