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Gio
Jun 20, 2005


get that OUT of my face posted:

final fight is the most woke arcade beat-em-up. the bosses include a caribbean gangbanger, an anime nerd who pretends he's a samurai, a black crooked cop, and a crossdressing man. diversity win!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/di...SocialMarketing

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


smdh, just as bad as the people they fight

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lol

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Control Volume posted:

Its extremely #woke but otoh imagine a team full of black gay nazis

Imagine? Heh, ever heard of a little group called antifa

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i actually was thinking of clickhole when i used the term "diversity win" in that post, and also hope that they'll do final fight for the next video in this series

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
How intersectional is this from a scale of one to ten

https://twitter.com/AdamMilstein/status/878870641004380160

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).



What is this

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

mrmcd posted:



What is this

Straight people don't deserve to live

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Harry Potter is somehow even less tolerable now than it was when they were still making books/movies and it was super popular

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Harry Potter is somehow even less tolerable now than it was when they were still making books/movies and it was super popular

Got some news for you...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

mrmcd posted:



What is this
I live by the Harry Potter Franchise

I die by the Harry Potter Franchise

I am the Harry Potter Franchise

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
engage the brand, baby

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Modest Mao posted:

engage the brand, baby

That SpongeBob Marble statue scene but with brands instead of marble

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

mrmcd posted:



What is this

jesus christ, i read it. what the gently caress is this poo poo. these people are fundimentaly broken. also she looks very much like my Gf mother, its creepy

her before "coming out of the closet"


after

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
From the post I thought she was going to be like, 17. not 50

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

mrmcd posted:



What is this

"The Potter fandom equivalent of being woke"

quote:

And in the epilogue, 19 years later, although Harry himself seems to have finally decided that Snape was a hero and all Slytherins aren't bad, the rest of the Wizarding World has clearly fallen right back into the old bias. His son's angst about being Sorted basically boils down to "Daddy, what if I'm in Slytherin?"

Try replacing that with "Daddy, what if I'm queer?" Harry has the good-parent response: we'll still love you. But society won't.

These serious social issues are just like my fantasy novels for children :downs:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Rainbow Chip Quake posted:

These serious social issues are just like my fantasy novels for children :downs:

-Centrist Dems

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Rainbow Chip Quake posted:

"The Potter fandom equivalent of being woke"


These serious social issues are just like my fantasy novels for children :downs:

lol, no he wasn't, snape was a creepy sadbrained rear end in a top hat who wanted to gently caress harry's mom and joined the wizard alt right and helped get his parents killed because he thought he could swoop in and get widow pussy. only when voldimort killed her did he feel bad and then cry over her body like creeper. he only felt sorta bad for harry because the whole sacrificial lamb thing, he still treated him like poo poo through all the books. then he died like bitch. also using lovely school houses as a annolgy for gender/LGBT issues.

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol, no he wasn't, snape was a creepy sadbrained rear end in a top hat who wanted to gently caress harry's mom and joined the wizard alt right and helped get his parents killed because he thought he could swoop in and get widow pussy. only when voldimort killed her did he feel bad and then cry over her body like creeper. he only felt sorta bad for harry because the whole sacrificial lamb thing, he still treated him like poo poo through all the books. then he died like bitch. also using lovely school houses as a annolgy for gender/LGBT issues.

no he was hot and misunderstood and when you think about it hogwarts was just like segregation (slytherins are the blacks obv)

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
is ravenclaw T and hufflepuff G or vice versa

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

mrmcd posted:



What is this

gonna just assume this is a pretty solid parody

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Dapper_Swindler posted:

jesus christ, i read it. what the gently caress is this poo poo. these people are fundimentaly broken. also she looks very much like my Gf mother, its creepy

her before "coming out of the closet"


after


ah, it wasn't the liquor that broke my liver

it was this post

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
series would be a lot better if harry put the hat on and instead of a house it just belted out "I'M GAY" though imo

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Dapper_Swindler posted:

jesus christ, i read it. what the gently caress is this poo poo. these people are fundimentaly broken. also she looks very much like my Gf mother, its creepy

her before "coming out of the closet"


after


I was holding a can and this post made me crush it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I hate that despite all our mockery over the years people like this are starting to demand respect.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Many little girls cried at that book release event that the rude lady occupied the Harry Potter photo booth for the whole day

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol, no he wasn't, snape was a creepy sadbrained rear end in a top hat who wanted to gently caress harry's mom and joined the wizard alt right and helped get his parents killed because he thought he could swoop in and get widow pussy. only when voldimort killed her did he feel bad and then cry over her body like creeper. he only felt sorta bad for harry because the whole sacrificial lamb thing, he still treated him like poo poo through all the books. then he died like bitch. also using lovely school houses as a annolgy for gender/LGBT issues.

Thanks for this wizard world trip report

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Crane Fist posted:

Thanks for this wizard world trip report

lol sorry. my gf likes the series and i read them when i was a teen and i never understood why people liked snape.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol sorry. my gf likes the series and i read them when i was a teen and i never understood why people liked snape.

you don't have to "no homo MY GIRLFRIEND" your love of wizardry for kids

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Harry Potter is somehow even less tolerable now than it was when they were still making books/movies and it was super popular
much like people who interpret man bun ken as a bernie bro, there shouldn't be more than a few hundred people that interpret harry potter like the bible and relate it to current events and their day-to-day lives. unfortunately, there are far more than that

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

The slytherins are the wizard nazi youth, why would you want to be them

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Gryffindor are jocks, Slytherin are nazis, the Ravenclaw are effete intellectuals.

Hufflepuffs are the only house that embraces the inevitability of scientific socialism.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Terror Sweat posted:

The slytherins are the wizard nazi youth, why would you want to be them

:thinking:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

a good rule of thumb is to avoid anyone on dating apps who identifies themselves as being part of a hogwarts house. there are many of them, at least in nyc

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

get that OUT of my face posted:

much like people who interpret man bun ken as a bernie bro, there shouldn't be more than a few hundred people that interpret harry potter like the bible and relate it to current events and their day-to-day lives. unfortunately, there are far more than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwL5ZMQsa0&t

Nick Mullen: "You can't continue to be 11 years old for the rest of your life....No they deliberately stunted by parents and marketing....All you do when you grow up is everything you hosed up., what if Hillary Clinton was Harry Potty. No gently caress that. It's fearing death while at the same time embracing him"

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


get that OUT of my face posted:

a good rule of thumb is to avoid anyone... who identifies themselves as being part of a hogwarts house. there are many of them, at least in nyc

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwL5ZMQsa0&t

Nick Mullen: "You can't continue to be 11 years old for the rest of your life....No they deliberately stunted by parents and marketing....All you do when you grow up is everything you hosed up., what if Hillary Clinton was Harry Potty. No gently caress that. It's fearing death while at the same time embracing him"
nick also talked about how politically-charged comedy will get worse instead of better under trump and he was dead-on about that

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

mrmcd posted:



What is this

god drat do I ever want to punch people who write or talk like this right in the face

E: just noticed you linked the whole article. yeeeeeeeesh

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Ok Cupid has some new matching questions





Eternal reminder that Chelsea is on the board of Okc's parent company. They're not even pretending that these are about dating anymore, it's pure data collection


Saved the best for last:



TRUMP

*click*

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm glad I'm married now.

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