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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Dick Berg.

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prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Couple days ago I had a bar guest named Margarita Padron.

She was pregnant so no, you don't get to guess what she was drinking.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Talked to an Indian gentleman today named Hardik

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I encountered 3 yesterday:

2-year-old twins named Posy and Emmeric, and a Bethlynna.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Guy in jail is named Loch Richard Ness.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Astrofig posted:

I encountered 3 yesterday:

2-year-old twins named Posy and Emmeric, and a Bethlynna.
Maybe it's just since I'm so tired, but I can't not read that last name as Bethylvania

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Astrofig posted:

I encountered 3 yesterday:

2-year-old twins named Posy and Emmeric, and a Bethlynna.

Flower names are fairly common here, even slightly odder ones like Posy.


edit:
For years, I've known someone called Kohl. I always thought it was a fine name, an acceptable variation of Cole. I just looked it up, and it means 'cabbage' in German.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Jun 17, 2017

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Alexandrew

tramsosMAI
Feb 29, 2008

Dekenai
Mar 11, 2009

Zenithe posted:

Alexandrew

Alexavier

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Got a call from a customer at work named Candy Bacon.

Apparently she's a Candy by birth and a Bacon by marriage. I said she must really love her husband, and she laughed and agreed. She said when they started dating she actually told people she didn't think she could marry him because of the name. But they've been a delicious bacony family for quite a while now. :3:

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
For some reason I hope that family has two daughters whom they name Maple and Pepper.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Astrofig posted:

For some reason I hope that family has two daughters whom they name Maple and Pepper.

And a slightly perverted uncle, who likes going to hockey games wearing nothing but a trench coat, so they call him Streaky.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I must apologize for our son, Canadian. He is an idiot. We have purposefully raised him wrong, as a joke.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I must apologize for our son, Canadian. He is an idiot. We have purposefully raised him wrong, as a joke.

"But, Mom, kilometers are REAL!"

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Wait this means there are two Alexaviers out there because I know one too

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
i met this guy at work today :laugh:

http://abn.business/info?abn=16517470465

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
A podcast I was listening to today was interviewing Corby Kummer.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
That's awful

Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do
From the latest Disney Princess magazine:
Paityn
Kiersyn

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



and that norwegian person will continue not to be connected to wong hoe on facebook

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Watching Green Arrow the other day I noticed one of the producers goes by the name
Speed Weed

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Stoatbringer posted:

Watching Green Arrow the other day I noticed one of the producers goes by the name
Speed Weed

Speed Weed also worked with Dick Wolf on the Law & Order shows. Dick Wolf and Speed Weed, two great tastes that taste great together.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
I just saw Alithany among a list of names on someone's dance crew t shirt.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
someone named their 2 boys "major" and "lazer"

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
I'm living with Kohlbern, which is certainly unique at the very least. Made getting an email address simple.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OK so this isn't terrible but Dong Boning caught my eye.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Speed Weed also worked with Dick Wolf on the Law & Order shows. Dick Wolf and Speed Weed, two great tastes that taste great together.

Does he run that meme site where ice t invents names of drugs that kids do

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Queenamerica, Kingusa, and Kingesekiel popped up today on a data list.

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
Had an envelope addressed to Gay Dean show up in our office mail which, as a Community fan, I thought was funny.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
https://twitter.com/slowvtown/status/878531592221753344

Full size if you don't want to click through to the apparently incontinent person's tweet

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I'm Glee Cast!

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Carvin Bacon.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
"Zac Afron" is not even under the picture of actual Zac Efron.

Having a (basic) knowledge of Korean orthography, my favorite is Jake Zillenhal. They took a sound that Korean speakers can make easily and changed it to the letter that's commonly mispronounced as "J" anyways. :psyduck:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I poo poo you not, I met a nurse named Omega Savage.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Istari posted:

Flower names are fairly common here, even slightly odder ones like Posy.


edit:
For years, I've known someone called Kohl. I always thought it was a fine name, an acceptable variation of Cole. I just looked it up, and it means 'cabbage' in German.

Former German Chancellor Helmet Cabbage died recently.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Former German Chancellor Helmet Cabbage died recently.

That's what had me googling it.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I'm the out of focus Harry Porter.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Former German Chancellor Helmet Cabbage died recently.

You would probably want to die, too...if you had a CABBAGE for a HEAD!!!!!




Bertrand Hustle posted:

I'm the out of focus Harry Porter.

THE KOREAN PLOT THICKENS:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


Harry Porter
(he insisted that he wanted it to be PORTER and NOT Potter. He was adamant and proved that he could spell it correctly.)

:stare:

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