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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

[extremely Rasta voice]

jet fuel can't melt steel beams. wisdom.

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/878688360822448128

possibly the most :ironicat: tweet of all time

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

yep he's totally in on it
30000. dead. military. personnel.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

like alex jones is the feel good herd mentality king

well no that's hannity

he's the court jester

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Nichael posted:

In Jon Stewart's defense, no one loving predicted Donny to become predisent two years ago, much less seven. Things deteriorated so quickly.

lmao if people want him back to do his old stuff

tv is dead

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

trump's gonna have a direct american soldier death toll almost 4 times that of bush

holy moley

cyka blyat

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

sexpig by night posted:

Lol holy poo poo Trump was 100% aware of the terms Saudi would lay out against Qatar ages before they did.

https://twitter.com/KilloughCNN/status/687882626548412417

Just how much money does this shitheel have in Saudi Arabia?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

30000. dead. military. personnel.

that's 30,000 salaries nobody has to pay, good business

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

30000. dead. military. personnel.

nice

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

lol if the russia conspiracy actually goes another level deeper and it was saudis all along

or more likely he's just compromised by everyone everywhere, but the first option is funnier

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im glad trump killed my child for no reason i say as i vote trump

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Al! posted:

im glad trump killed my child for no reason i say as i vote trump

Welp when you're old enough he'll kill you too.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

sexpig by night posted:

Lol holy poo poo Trump was 100% aware of the terms Saudi would lay out against Qatar ages before they did.

https://twitter.com/KilloughCNN/status/687882626548412417
no, al jazeera america closed back then. 2015 or 2016, i don't remember, but it was a widely reported thing at the time

al jazeera america was just the american office of al jazeera, which is based in qatar

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Al! posted:

im glad trump killed my child for no reason i say as i vote trump

"im sad trump murdered my child but i do not regret my trump vote" is the usual story

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Yinlock posted:

love too jerk it, to posts

i'll bet there are some who actually jerk it to your posts

mmm yeah piss.tape.is.real. seize.means.of.production. trump.so.drat.bad. (almost there)
hope.not.dead.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Uranium 235 posted:

no, al jazeera america closed back then. 2015 or 2016, i don't remember, but it was a widely reported thing at the time

al jazeera america was just the american office of al jazeera, which is based in qatar

that's still a real specific and trump-blurting-out-secrets line

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Joementum posted:

[extremely Rasta voice]

jet fuel can't melt steel beams. wisdom.

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/878688360822448128

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i'll bet there are some who actually jerk it to your posts

mmm yeah piss.tape.is.real. seize.means.of.production. trump.so.drat.bad. (almost there)
hope.not.dead.



hope is never dead, but hope is also a dumb rear end in a top hat drunkenly stumbling through the streets

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/LydiaBurrell/status/878455983412047872

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

it's beautiful

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Uranium 235 posted:

was decided by the previous administration

e: well this admin decided to go on ahead with it to be fair

To be really fair, it was delayed due to Flynn, and his fall has meant that it could go ahead.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:eyepop:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/878682357208940545

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

Jared immediately loving up ME negotiations is actually a good thing because it frees up time for all of his other responsibilities in the WH and will probably let him take over as Spicer's replacement now too. He really can do it all, what a guy!

cnn just showed some leaked footage of j-kush attempting to get Abbas to conceded to every Israeli demand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGoPz4Yajw

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

My middle school had the nonphotoshoped version and I always wanted to tape up a shark all the smart-fish were running from and the one fish is all "la dee dum" yeah I was a hardass.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump gonna run to saudi arabia post-presidency

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Gringostar posted:

cue wonderful world playing while slow motion footage of nazis getting their dicks blown off plays

that's a pretty good way to improve that scene in the RoboCop remake

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Zikan posted:

cnn just showed some leaked footage of j-kush attempting to get Abbas to conceded to every Israeli demand

So an average US 'peace process negotiation'?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




...the spin...

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

trump gonna run to saudi arabia post-presidency

he would make a poor slave though

i mean he's going to but lmao they will destroy him the second he arrives if he's not in power

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


who golfs in a business suit

what an rear end in a top hat

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

friendship ended with russian mob
now kingdom of saud is best friend

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Cao Ni Ma posted:

...the spin...

thank you, gyro

i really don't know how else to say it

*panel zooms in on trumps giant tennis rear end*

thank you

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Yinlock posted:

who golfs in a business suit

what an rear end in a top hat

Yeah - I wear a tux.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

friendship ended with russian mob
now kingdom of saud is best friend

He's just going down the list. Started w/ Russia but Vlad didn't like him, he can't be friends with Chyna because they are cracking down on corruption via closing/heavily monitoring golf courses apparently, so now it's the Saudis until the Orb turns on him.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Donald J. TRUMP!

the J stands for CUM

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/AFJp1D5.mp4

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

He's just going down the list. Started w/ Russia but Vlad didn't like him, he can't be friends with Chyna because they are cracking down on corruption via closing/heavily monitoring golf courses apparently, so now it's the Saudis until the Orb turns on him.

china will also straight-up kill dudes for being caught corrupting

really keeps management on it's toes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Horseshoe theory posted:

Yeah - I wear a tux.

ill allow it

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Yinlock posted:

china will also straight-up kill dudes for being caught corrupting

Only when they've pissed off the current President.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i tell you capitalism would be a way different beast if being caught frauding led to you being dropped into a volcano instead of given a million dollars and early retirement

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