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That's pretty scary. Like it's going to snap like a giant pair of jaws. E: voluntary dog tax
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If anyone wonders why people like JRROSE.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:42 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If anyone wonders why people like JRROSE. I loving hate him and can't wait till he's dead.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:57 |
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Tei posted:I had no idea what was about, and the Wikipedia link is a untrusted source (anyone can edit and put there anything, lol). So I googled it: You can't trust wikipedia to summarize a TV show?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:10 |
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The lungs? Guys? The lungs? Guys? Lungs? Guys?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:12 |
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Hey, what a coincidence, in addition to the $3.00/dz best-eggs-I've-ever-had, I go to my market for the stories too, Drunky. From actual human beings, no less! Not hallucinations after a late night/early morning of binging on Breitbart and Mr. Boston. Like the farmer with type 1 diabetes who was able to afford a CGM for the first time in his life with the help of being on an ACA exchange. No more diabetic comas! Or the one who went for surgery for a melanoma on his back (probably from a lifetime of extreme sun exposure). Three years gone and no recurrence! Or the woman who literally fought an owl hand-to-hand for one of her last egg-chickens in a dry year when predators were particularly aggressive. (I'm still not 100% sure I believe this but it is metal as gently caress; sadly, she lost) So go gently caress yourself forever. Whatever you get paid to mistakenly drink a bottle of ink and vomit it all over the page, it''s far, far more you deserve. So give all of it to your farmer's market, you worthless pissdrain.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:19 |
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i lust for drunky duck death
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:23 |
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Phuzzy posted:I was not coming into the thread expecting to see an MGS3 reference, but there it is. I've been replaying the series and just finished that one last night.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:25 |
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Seriously when is his liver going to give up on him already. I hate that petty, miserable poo poo more than probably any other cartoonist in this thread.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:26 |
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Tinsley and Branco are probably the most hateful. Maybe Delonas? Who's the one who keeps drawing trans people as biker gang perverts with five o clock shadows?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:28 |
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Vib Rib posted:Who's the one who keeps drawing trans people as biker gang perverts with five o clock shadows? "One?" Well, okay, I dunno about the "biker gang" part but offhand, Lester, Branco, both McCoys, Delonas all love to do the "perverts with 5:00 shadows" thing. Tinsley would absolutely be one of them if it wouldn't get him thrown off the funnypages, so he has to sublimate it very, very thinly. Tinsley just stands head and shoulders above the rest because he has a similar level of contempt for everyone who isn't just like him (a leaky sack of ketone bodies and misery).
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:40 |
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Vib Rib posted:Tinsley and Branco are probably the most hateful. Maybe Delonas? McKee is absolutely the most hateful, no question about it: He's the yin to Chuck Asay's yang, incapable of drawing anyone that isn't frothing with rage and gritting their teeth into nubs.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:41 |
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lol russian cartoonists should really look at their glasshouse before they criticize the us over afghanistan
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:42 |
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Kurtofan posted:lol russian cartoonists should really look at their glasshouse before they criticize the us over afghanistan well apparently they just got to mgs3, once they hit mgs5 i'm sure they'll realize
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:49 |
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Vib Rib posted:Tinsley hates rural farmers, the working class, and the middle class. He hates intellectuals, teachers, and anyone who even went to high school. He complains about elitist Democrats, then spits on farmer's markets. So what the gently caress is he for, other than booze? Just himself? At his core Tinsley is an alcoholic misanthrope.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:52 |
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What is this even trying to say?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:52 |
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^^ "I'm a dense motherfucker" or more accurately "why are you caring about this thing when I didn't notice you caring about it earlier"Kurtofan posted:lol russian cartoonists should really look at their glasshouse before they criticize the us over afghanistan Russian soft power is all about distracting/weakening their opponents so Russian hard power goes unopposed, they give no fucks about persuading people that Russia is actually good. Also tu quoques are super effective against the American and European left, so it's hard to fault the Russians for sticking with what works.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 17:54 |
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Abyssal Squid posted:^^ "I'm a dense motherfucker" or more accurately "why are you caring about this thing when I didn't notice you caring about it earlier" "if they cared so much, why weren't they doing sit-in demonstrations at airports during the campaign? heh, checkmate, dumb libs" More accurately, though, McKee is a dumb, dumb motherfucker who confuses direct action in response to an actual action with "being surprised that Trump keeps his promises." However, his dying synapses aren't quite making the connection that perhaps the stupid ol' lib was angry in the first three panels precisely because he took Trump's threats seriously. usenet celeb 1992 fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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Yeah, Lester was the one I was thinking of. Though the McCoys are loving awful and lovely too. Why are nearly all right-wing cartoonists racists too? Is it really so hard for a political cartoonist to have conservative values without drawing racist caricatures, sexist slurs, and transphobic insults in every other panel?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:10 |
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Abyssal Squid posted:McKee is absolutely the most hateful, no question about it: quote:
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:12 |
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It's simply astounding that what the Republican base wants is no less than to take health insurance from millions of people. And they think this is the right thing to do for some reason. I mean I know this is what they've been saying they want for a long time, but to see it actually happening and it being cheered for--even demanded...I just can't reconcile it in my head. It's just so far out of my way of thinking it's inconceivable.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:16 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Uh, that's literally the safe space. Like that's what the capsule was. The safe space for the astronaut in outer loving space before falling into the ocean. Little known fact, ground control was constantly broadcasting the n-word into that capsule. Vib Rib posted:Why are nearly all right-wing cartoonists racists too? Is it really so hard for a political cartoonist to have conservative values without drawing racist caricatures, sexist slurs, and transphobic insults in every other panel? That's what conservatism is, at base, though. Punching down and maintaining your place at the top. Like, theoretically it shouldn't be hard to be, I dunno, the George Will or Charles Krauthammer of conservative cartoonists, where you're able to just barely cover all that with a veneer of "intellectual respectability," but sooner or later they all let the mask slip. I guess Allie comes closest but at best he's tone deaf (particularly with his involvement with Prickly City). If there's a conservative political cartoonist who isn't a vile piece of poo poo to some extent, I haven't seen them.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:24 |
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Abyssal Squid posted:McKee is absolutely the most hateful, no question about it: lol those two are so close to getting it
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:26 |
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But think of the money saved by the job creators! Then they'll make great jobs for everyone out of the goodness of their hearts.
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Move over, RamirezGarrison posted:Illinois is in a bad state. Oh, it’s not a bad state per se—it is, after all "The Land of Lincoln.” There are plenty of good people there—especially in the rural areas. It’s not their fault that they’re burdened with the city of Chicago. It’s a place long-known for its corruption and profligate spending. It has now reached an end game and there’s not enough money to keep the farce going. Eventually, other people’s money runs out. Now they can’t cover city operating costs if they want to cover the massive pension obligations--and they must do the latter because it’s mandated by their state constitution.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:25 |
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gently caress you, Garrison.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:41 |
The planet
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:43 |
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Trogdos! posted:Move over, Ramirez A Garrison rant accompanying a cartoon about how Illinois is in really bad shape because DEBT might be the most meta-jokey cartoon this thread has ever had that wasn't made by a thread poster.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:55 |
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Illinois would be perfectly fine if it weren't slanted to the right.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:59 |
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the white illinois man is burdened by Chicago
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:03 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:A certain nutjob hack just can't stop himself from making the dumbest takes: Dilbert is being investigated by his dog despite their close personal relationship. Presumably Dilbert is able to influence this investigation since they live in the same house, and the two of them are conspiring together. Dilbert commits acts of dubious legality knowing that Dogbert will make money investigating them but never actually convict him. This scenario reads as a metaphor for having someone beholden to Trump, such as Jeff Sessions, being able to influence the investigation (by firing Mueller or otherwise pressuring him) is an inherently bad idea. Adams is thus satirizing the inherent corruption in the executive branch investigating itself and calling for a truly independent probe.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:09 |
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Somfin posted:gently caress off, Americant. The only fuckers convinced by "He's standing next to PELOSI" are hard R voters. Stealing R votes is not and has never been a good plan. Motivating Democrats will win elections. Idiots like you tirelessly and blindly repeating Republican propaganda cannot help. They are not arguing in good faith; don't do the work for them and certainly don't try to justify the positions that they don't really hold. 60% of the country doesn't like her and only 30% does. This isn't me repeating R talking points, or trying to chase after Rs, it's me trying to prevent another Hillary Clinton situation where dems blow an election because they refused to acknowledge that the long time politician just had too much hate thrown at them for too long. This is the same thing I've said since November whenever the topic has come up. Keeping her there leaves her unpopularity hanging around the party going into 2018. She's unpopular and given how long she's been there is unlikely to become more popular. The democrats would be better served finding someone new because again, it's been nearly a generation since we've had a change in leadership and it's good to have changes in leadership when the current leadership has both been there for a while and is not particularly popular. She would make a good whip, she would make a good fundraiser, but she is not making a good leader.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:20 |
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Cpt.Americant posted:pelosi Holy poo poo dude just give it a rest.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:35 |
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Trogdos! posted:Move over, Ramirez "You got your Ramirez in my Allie!" "You got your Allie in my Ramirez!"
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Cpt.Americant posted:She would make a good whip, she would make a good fundraiser, but she is not making a good leader. Hard to be a good leader when the system is inherently dysfunctional.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:51 |
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DEOBT
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:53 |
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It's almost as if screaming like a loving toddler is easier than governing, Ramirez, you heap of garbage Edit: Especially on legislation as universally unpopular and potentially politically suicidal as kicking 23 million people off of health insurance in order to make rich people smile slightly
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Avirosb posted:Hard to be a good leader when the system is inherently dysfunctional. And also when you're not the leader.
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