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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

FAUXTON posted:

That Batman's head is all sorts of hosed up.

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

the terrible horrible no good very bad poster

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

FAUXTON posted:

well poo poo, i cant make jokes about this

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Brain Curry posted:

When I read this poo poo I understand the appeal of voting Trump to piss this guy off.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

FAUXTON posted:

His mom went dressed as Robin

It's not like you can have a really good child's funeral

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

radical meme posted:

Hey America voted for him and I've come around to the idea that we absolutely deserve what we voted for; whatever that may bring.

Full conservatism is apparently a self limiting disease, let it run its course long enough and it'll kill itself off and also everyone else but that's looking like a net gain right now

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Bert Roberge posted:

That Batman's head is all sorts of hosed up.

cuz his parents died

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Turdfuzz posted:

the terrible horrible no good very bad poster

don't violate my copyright

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Turdfuzz posted:

cuz his parents died

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anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Nichael posted:

I don't think any

his fancy hair medicine makes his head ~~~all natural~~~ baby, but it also makes dat dick don't work

edit: though he did rape ivana for a bad hair transplant once so maybe there is some transplanted???

Macron.

Actually, that was scalp reduction surgery. The president had doctors slice up his fat bald head, to reduce the amount of skin that is on his obese head, in order to appear slightly less balding. Then, afterward, as one does, the President of America raped his wife while pulling out fistfuls of her hair. Later, he was elected the literal president

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Mods please change my name to TRUMP CURES HUMANITY tia

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Turdfuzz posted:

the terrible horrible no good very bad poster

Dont sign your posts

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

anime tupac posted:

Actually, that was scalp reduction surgery. The president had doctors slice up his fat bald head, to reduce the amount of skin that is on his obese head, in order to appear slightly less balding. Then, afterward, as one does, the President of America raped his wife while pulling out fistfuls of her hair. Later, he was elected the literal president

if he had skin removed from his head, how do you explain this?

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Apraxin posted:

ah yes, personal responsibility, an excellent metric to base a health care system on, as it is well known that physical ailments only come from an individual's bad life choices, and furthermore

Seriously it's so hosed up they believe this. I mean Walter White was a man who did everything right, not a smoker, and then bam: lung cancer! And look what happened there.

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

anime tupac posted:

Actually, that was scalp reduction surgery. The president had doctors slice up his fat bald head, to reduce the amount of skin that is on his obese head, in order to appear slightly less balding. Then, afterward, as one does, the President of America raped his wife while pulling out fistfuls of her hair. Later, he was elected the literal president

ah thank you for the clarification. i fancy myself a bit of a predisential historian the escalator era and it's good to know these things

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

quote:

Ava couldn’t bear to look at him, so she sat on her mother’s lap near the back of Oakdale Baptist Church and turned away.

She called him “Jakey.” He was the only boy she’d ever kissed.

Nineteen days before he was shot, she had written him a note.

“Come play with me please,” she scribbled in pencil. “You can play with my cats. Do you want to get married when you come? My mom will make us lunch.”

At the bottom of the page, she’d drawn herself in a pink dress standing next to a bespectacled Jacob, who appeared about half her height. “I love you!” she added beside a red heart.

After the shooting, Ava realized she’d forgotten to give Jacob the letter and crumpled it into a plastic bin in her bedroom. Now she was at his funeral.

“He’s not really dead, is he?” she whispered to her mother.

“Yes,” Mary Olsen told her. “He is.”

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Chokes McGee posted:

Yinlock is a good guy imo and you should be ashamed of associating him with TBS of all people

I'm a better person than yinlock by virtue of not being from the same place ted cruz is from

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/878721175857147904

lol it's like she's getting interviewed by herself

well except for the whole neck thing

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Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

FAUXTON posted:

That's one of the most surreal things I've seen recently and in Trump's America that means something.

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

FAUXTON posted:

I think this balloon was a little inappropriate.

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

Full conservatism is apparently a self limiting disease, let it run its course long enough and it'll kill itself off and also everyone else but that's looking like a net gain right now

conservatism isn't necessarily a death cult, in some other countries it just means upholding the status quo and sometimes the status quos in some countries would be considered progressive here. furthermore
:goonsay:

oh, i'd like a double slider with poo poo-inducer sauce

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Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

if he had skin removed from his head, how do you explain this?

https://twitter.com/tsundaes/status/877264703172620291

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Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Reality Winner posted:

fishmech

maggotmaster

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Brain Curry posted:

When I read this poo poo I understand the appeal of voting Trump to piss this guy off.

This is why Trump won.

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

if he had skin removed from his head, how do you explain this?

actually i think that explains itself

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I'm a better person than yinlock by virtue of not being from the same place ted cruz is from

he makes a good case tbh

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/878721175857147904

lol it's like she's getting interviewed by herself

well except for the whole neck thing

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I'm a better person than yinlock by virtue of not being from the same place ted cruz is from

gotta admit this is a pretty compelling counter argument

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Brain Curry posted:

I think this balloon was a little inappropriate.

gently caress you, show some respect. god *walks by dressed as wonder woman*

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Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

if he had skin removed from his head, how do you explain this?

have some more cake, sir

please

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lol i just noticed how fuckin tight that watch band is on his arm

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/878722337708945410

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/878722337708945410

We're at the roll with the punches stage

How long before puppet master

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/878722337708945410

its extremely good to him

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Please clap...

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Brain Curry posted:

When I read this poo poo I understand the appeal of voting Trump to piss this guy off.

https://twitter.com/TheKevinDent/status/878718294190149633ha ha you might think I'm insufferable but really I'm insufferable and I'm super rich, checkmate fucko

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